This is the most slow and cringe death of a corpo ever,
Zeal and Debonair are both words.Another reason I would join Nijisanji is to see just how retarded my name could get, it's like they're not even fucking words, just smack your face on the keyboard, add a bowel, and we good!
Zeal Ling Fan, going right for the Chinese and AC enthusiast market.Zeal and Debonair are both words.
It's probably due to SEO shit, same reason why even companies in other industries name their new products and projects with outlandish/overly long names.Zeal and Debonair are both words.
If i had to guess I think it's because the stupid names get attention (why care about the longterm) then again it's not like this is exclusive to Ninjisanji Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame is also pretty out there as a name Shirori's last name is literally BOOK FuMoco have Abyssguard spelled weird because they are cerberus and Raora Panthera is just one long cat name joke
If i spoke japenese i'm sure the non english talents have cringe names too. though at least LA+ Darkness seems to be in on the joke.
The namesake of Lap is after this frenchie: Pierre-Simon LaplaceZeal and Debonair are both words.
If i had to guess I think it's because the stupid names get attention (why care about the longterm) then again it's not like this is exclusive to Ninjisanji Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame is also pretty out there as a name Shirori's last name is literally BOOK FuMoco have Abyssguard spelled weird because they are cerberus and Raora Panthera is just one long cat name joke
If i spoke japenese i'm sure the non english talents have cringe names too. though at least LA+ Darkness seems to be in on the joke.
To add the other 2.Zeal and Debonair are both words.
If i had to guess I think it's because the stupid names get attention (why care about the longterm) then again it's not like this is exclusive to Ninjisanji Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame is also pretty out there as a name Shirori's last name is literally BOOK FuMoco have Abyssguard spelled weird because they are cerberus and Raora Panthera is just one long cat name joke
If i spoke japenese i'm sure the non english talents have cringe names too. though at least LA+ Darkness seems to be in on the joke.
And it seems they're going to be bleeding them, maybe on purpose. To quote the recently graduated Spectra "V&U has plans to take the company in a new direction very shortly, which provided the opportunity for us to part ways"For whatever reason I thought this corpo had died ages ago (didn't they have a MASSIVE pr scandal with that whore who just got inducted into Sucksvtuberagency?) and was just bleeding out of the last few remaining talents. But I checked their accounts and HOLY FUCKING CRAP HOW DID THEY EVER RELEASE SO MANY TALENTS?!?
I guess they still have plenty of talents to bleed.
This is what I get for going outside. Also, lolz.You're so late, it's actually hilarious. You're like 4 graduations behind.![]()
And it seems they're going to be bleeding them, maybe on purpose. To quote the recently graduated Spectra "V&U has plans to take the company in a new direction very shortly, which provided the opportunity for us to part ways"
Aaaand as I went to go find that quote it seems Maeve has also announced her graduation.
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My nijisanji wave is called Solstinox, featuring:Ok here's my nijisanji stupid goddamn fanfic
new fake nijisanji wave Synthoraxis featuring:
- Luciano Dingledorf
- Vickthoriax Winnipeg
- Tony 5 (go) Lazzo
- Setsuna Sakurastorm
- Pimpinella Peonia
Months after debut fans aggresively ship Dingle with Peg until they have either an educate yourself moment or an actual for real gay violent colonoscopy ASMR.
Meanwhile Setsuna gets outed as a groomer in his PL because they keep SOMEHOW getting talents from the whore VRchat people of the past and Pimpinella gets bullied because she refuses to respond to the implied lewd zoomer coomer humor and gets isolated with a tiny but loyal audience playing old RPGs and shit like that until the fateful Japan trip where she gets pranked and left alone with motherfuckign goddamn setsuna which causes the vtuber metoo movement and mass graduation events
Meanwhile Tony just streams autistically
Dinglewood Destinaut
Out of the blue, barely two months in Dinglewood announces his graduation. The reason given is "breach of contract and uncompliance with company policy". A google doc and two different twitlongers, one on his alt account and another by his girlfriend are posted. Very few dramatubers care.
Six months in, some keychains are announced, but they are all Elira. Fan outrage provokes absolutely no changes and nothing is done about it.
...so this was most likely(not sure why im leaving room for doubt here, Shondo's wording is pretty unambigous, but eh) not natural causes.
e: archive
She's bringing up her father. I think that pretty much confirms the worst.I know I liked to shitpost about her mental problems but now I'm actually worried for her. That's fucking brutal. I hope she just worded it poorly, maybe she meant it in a "why'd you have to go and die on us" kind of thing instead of suicide. I really hope it wasn't suicide.
She mentioned not long ago that her mother was suicidal. I think she tried to kill herself while she was in the hospital.I know I liked to shitpost about her mental problems but now I'm actually worried for her. That's fucking brutal. I hope she just worded it poorly, maybe she meant it in a "why'd you have to go and die on us" kind of thing instead of suicide. I really hope it wasn't suicide.
I would like to extend my sincere apology to Nijisanji and Riku Tazumi for making fun of their naming scheme.View attachment 92443
Current death toll from what I can see in this forum
I wish they just give them Japanese names instead of gibberish, but knowing Anycolor/Niji this isn't happening.New NijiEN wave debuts March 14th:
Odd name Check:
Zeal Ginjoka
Freodore
Seible
Kaelix Debonair![]()
Serafi/Alien Mixture talked about this after she left the company. IIRC shortly before her departure she asked a manager what exactly the grand plan of the agency was, the answer was basically something like 'spam new gens until we hit gold'. All the money and attention went to new hires, who'd then basically be ghosted after debut.HOLY FUCKING CRAP HOW DID THEY EVER RELEASE SO MANY TALENTS?!?