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[BioBreak]

Another reason I would join Nijisanji is to see just how retarded my name could get, it's like they're not even fucking words, just smack your face on the keyboard, add a bowel, and we good!

We need you to debut as "Ginkgo Biloba" and start your own herbal subgroup within Niji.

 

[Ginkgo Balboa 🌾🗡]

We need you to debut as "Ginkgo Biloba" and start your own herbal subgroup within Niji.

Nijisanji also lacks an Ñ speaker, right? Scarle doesn't count...

Shit, the mental scars could be worth it for the memes alone.

 

[VSoyBoy]

Nijisanji also lacks an Ñ speaker, right? Scarle doesn't count...

Shit, the mental scars could be worth it for the memes alone.

Surprising you would say that:

(But also, they have Reimu, so they had one already)

 

[Negzana]

I still dint understand what posting the Panko emote meams.

 

[Ginkgo Balboa 🌾🗡]

Surprising you would say that:

(But also, they have Reimu, so they had one already)

(I also forgot about Reimu.)

I guess I have to be Goldbullet's evil counterpart and admit I'm

 

[Thomas Talus]

New NijiEN wave debuts March 14th:

Odd name Check:
Zeal Ginjoka
Freodore
Seible
Kaelix Debonair

They look like a council of Gavis Bettel's split personalities.

 

[Cubanodun]

Surprising you would say that:

(But also, they have Reimu, so they had one already)

Oh fuck is so over, it has never been more over

 

[Ginkgo Balboa 🌾🗡]

Oh fuck is so over, it has never been more over

Vox is getting on the Sadbee chair, isn't he?

 

[Svarog]

Rosemi playing Poppy Playtime: Chapter 4


Isa will be playing Signalis (but so far she's just showing her hands, what a whore)


Daisy chatting

 

[Limkin]

From the stream sounds like they are doing a "rebrand" and offered current talents the option to ditch, also "management differences" is a reason for her ditching.

I would go and say it's actually "management retardation" and not "management differences" and she is just being polite in public. It's the same fuckers who decided to put everyone's membership tiers to maximum amount allowed by Youtube because "lmao I was just testing to see how high it can be set". I guess me saying they will sink in the next couple years should be shortened to next couple of months

 

[Cubanodun]

This is the most slow and cringe death of a corpo ever,

 

[Awoogers]

This is the most slow and cringe death of a corpo ever,

Godspeed my retarded racoon I'll see you in the other side

 

[addamelech]

Ok here's my nijisanji stupid goddamn fanfic

new fake nijisanji wave Synthoraxis featuring:
- Luciano Dingledorf
- Vickthoriax Winnipeg
- Tony 5 (go) Lazzo
- Setsuna Sakurastorm
- Pimpinella Peonia

Months after debut fans aggresively ship Dingle with Peg until they have either an educate yourself moment or an actual for real gay violent colonoscopy ASMR.
Meanwhile Setsuna gets outed as a groomer in his PL because they keep SOMEHOW getting talents from the whore VRchat people of the past and Pimpinella gets bullied because she refuses to respond to the implied lewd zoomer coomer humor and gets isolated with a tiny but loyal audience playing old RPGs and shit like that until the fateful Japan trip where she gets pranked and left alone with motherfuckign goddamn setsuna which causes the vtuber metoo movement and mass graduation events

Meanwhile Tony just streams autistically

 

[Limkin]

This is the most slow and cringe death of a corpo ever,

What are they going to do if everyone takes an option to leave?

 

[Cubanodun]

What are they going to do if everyone takes an option to leave?

For what i have read Echo is also in the kill list the only one from that company i gave a damn alongside Lioria

 

[dkn2038]

Zeal Ginjoka sounds more like an herbal supplement that you can buy over the counter, but yeah, the others all sound like something you'd see in one of those ads where half of the ad is the list of side effects.

Next wave guys will have names like Viagra Morningwood or something

For what i have read Echo is also in the kill list the only one from that company i gave a damn alongside Lioria

This pretty much confirms it, I love her model but her smile is more important than that

And I can now make a figure of it without turning it into a graduation sonichu medallion

 

[Ginkgo Balboa 🌾🗡]

Ok here's my nijisanji stupid goddamn fanfic

new fake nijisanji wave Synthoraxis featuring:
- Luciano Dingledorf
- Vickthoriax Winnipeg
- Tony 5 (go) Lazzo
- Setsuna Sakurastorm
- Pimpinella Peonia

Months after debut fans aggresively ship Dingle with Peg until they have either an educate yourself moment or an actual for real gay violent colonoscopy ASMR.
Meanwhile Setsuna gets outed as a groomer in his PL because they keep SOMEHOW getting talents from the whore VRchat people of the past and Pimpinella gets bullied because she refuses to respond to the implied lewd zoomer coomer humor and gets isolated with a tiny but loyal audience playing old RPGs and shit like that until the fateful Japan trip where she gets pranked and left alone with motherfuckign goddamn setsuna which causes the vtuber metoo movement and mass graduation events

Meanwhile Tony just streams autistically

Those names are actually good

What are they going to do if everyone takes an option to leave?

They could pull a Wactor and "resoul" the models.

 

[Kanna's Glowiest Assistant]

Vtuber crud season is back in full force. Bae was planning to do a karaoke, but not anymore:

And Yena is streaming until she sneezes. With the extra challenge that for every $25 dono she has to take a sniff from a jar of black pepper

And... It's over already. 11 minutes and 8 sniffas.

 

[Ginkgo Balboa 🌾🗡]

Tsukimi B. Sneaky neaky neaky neaky neaky neaky neaky neaky

 

[JusticeDog]