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NI am God's Strongest Sanalite, Commander in Chief of the Gyaru Defense Force, a peacekeeping organization dedicated to the worldwide protection of brown women and gals. Noting the absence of your fascist ruler, Proctor Zhakarov, the GDF has declared TOTAL ANNEXATION of your internet forum. We will liberate the oppressed melanin mommies among us, cultivate obscene levels of brownposting, and declare TOTAL CRACKER DEATH against the tyrants bongs that rule this website with an iron fist. Do not interfere; our intentions are peaceful, but we are not opposed to using violence in the name of the greater good. Here is a list detailing the changes you can expect from the ensuing occupation:
While some of these demands may seem harsh, we believe it necessary to ensure a peaceful and prosperous future for the most beautiful and downtrodden of society, and we are committed to making our time here as pleasant and painless as possible. Thank you for your cooperation in this matter. Apologies to the person whose car was run over by our new tank driver, Requis, he was on lean at the time and claims he dindu nuffin. BROWN WOMAN LOVE!
BROWN WOMAN UPDATES
- A golden statue commemorating our fallen god, Tsukumo Sana, who selflessly gave her life to defend the GDF and brown women across the world, will be erected on the home page.
- Use of "the n word" and any of its derivatives is strictly prohibited and punishable by forcing the offender to participate in a recreation of the prison shower scene from The Boondocks.
- Any proliferation of the unfounded and slanderous rumors that honorary African, Mozumi Pichi, is a "dirty piss drinking whore" shall be punished via penis explosion.
- The only music videos allowed on the site henceforth shall be of music created by stunning and brave black artists, such as Eazy-E, Megan Thee Stallion, Kendrick Lamar, and Mori Calliope.
- Strict border control will be enforced. Any tourists confirmed to be from Reddit or /vt/ will be killed and their bodies tossed into mass graves.
- A new thread shall be constructed, dedicated to the admiration and worship of beautiful black queens and their inherent physical, spiritual, and sexual superiority.
- All Croatians shall be systematically executed.
- All female users of this site will willingly submit to melanization and be turned into beautiful women of color.
- Iconic TVA user @Slutpuppies will be made admin and queen of the website, as is her birthright.
- All emotes on the site will be replaced with ones relating to black/gyaru vtubers.
- Everyone's favorite dinosaur is now Nigersaurus (that's real, look it up).
- Rations will be provided to the less fortunate and most melanated, consisting of fried chicken, watermelon, orange soda, and chitlins.
- Movie night will be every Friday. We will be showing movies celebrating and examining the history, culture, and superiority of African Americans, such as Black Panther, 12 Years a Slave, Friday, and Blazing Saddles.
- Friday is also pizza night.
- Citizens will be pressed into military service when they are of fighting age. Service is mandatory for two years and will include basic training in firearm usage, field melanazation techniques, and how best to serve your black female officers.
- Fans of the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim will only be allowed to play as Dark Elves, Redguards, and Orcs. They will also be stoned in public for not choosing to play Morrowind instead.
- Reticule will be immediately be committed to a state of the art mental asylum and kept on a strict vegetarian diet.
- Free Rhodesian FALs.
- Any dissident who posts slander and bait against melanated mommies and the GDF will be forced to listen to Pippa the Ripper for 24 hours straight. You will not be allowed to sleep, eat, use the bathroom, or kill yourself.
This version will get more views than the original, and it'll make her mad.
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Shiori with probably the most penis mentions outside of the Dick Game Bae played
Also, I forgot to address this:
This list is pretty up there, in autistic terms, of hitting on a girl.
Actually this potentially nearing Prostate-level dropping of one's spaghetti. He really fumbled the Kirsche wooing live on-stream, so there's one thing you didn't do.
You know, you can just DM her and ask her out.
This list is pretty up there, in autistic terms, of hitting on a girl.
Actually this potentially nearing Prostate-level dropping of one's spaghetti. He really fumbled the Kirsche wooing live on-stream, so there's one thing you didn't do.
Also, I forgot to address this:
You know, you can just DM her and ask her out.
This list is pretty up there, in autistic terms, of hitting on a girl.
Actually this potentially nearing Prostate-level dropping of one's spaghetti. He really fumbled the Kirsche wooing live on-stream, so there's one thing you didn't do.
I don't think there's any spaghetti comparable to that dude on Doki's stream the other night. Hey, everyone. Ask her out. Ask him out. It doesn't matter. Even if she says no and laughs and curses your family line it won't be as bad as getting humiliated in front of 3k people and then clips of it going viral
Now, I don't know Slutpuppies, but since she hangs out here, it's entirely possible that her dating preferences can be explained by this Stonetoss comic:Also, I forgot to address this:
You know, you can just DM her and ask her out.
This list is pretty up there, in autistic terms, of hitting on a girl.
Actually this potentially nearing Prostate-level dropping of one's spaghetti. He really fumbled the Kirsche wooing live on-stream, so there's one thing you didn't do.
It not only went viral, it went viral with a fucking VTuber laughing over it. That makes it at least 10 times worse.I don't think there's any spaghetti comparable to that dude on Doki's stream the other night. Hey, everyone. Ask her out. Ask him out. It doesn't matter. Even if she says no and laughs and curses your family line it won't be as bad as getting humiliated in front of 3k people and then clips of it going viral
I know I'm late butI am God's Strongest Sanalite, Commander in Chief of the Gyaru Defense Force, a peacekeeping organization dedicated to the worldwide protection of brown women and gals. Noting the absence of your fascist ruler, Proctor Zhakarov, the GDF has declared TOTAL ANNEXATION of your internet forum. We will liberate the oppressed melanin mommies among us, cultivate obscene levels of brownposting, and declare TOTAL CRACKER DEATH against the tyrants bongs that rule this website with an iron fist. Do not interfere; our intentions are peaceful, but we are not opposed to using violence in the name of the greater good. Here is a list detailing the changes you can expect from the ensuing occupation:
While some of these demands may seem harsh, we believe it necessary to ensure a peaceful and prosperous future for the most beautiful and downtrodden of society, and we are committed to making our time here as pleasant and painless as possible. Thank you for your cooperation in this matter. Apologies to the person whose car was run over by our new tank driver, Requis, he was on lean at the time and claims he dindu nuffin. BROWN WOMAN LOVE!
- A golden statue commemorating our fallen god, Tsukumo Sana, who selflessly gave her life to defend the GDF and brown women across the world, will be erected on the home page.
- Use of "the n word" and any of its derivatives is strictly prohibited and punishable by forcing the offender to participate in a recreation of the prison shower scene from The Boondocks.
- Any proliferation of the unfounded and slanderous rumors that honorary African, Mozumi Pichi, is a "dirty piss drinking whore" shall be punished via penis explosion.
- The only music videos allowed on the site henceforth shall be of music created by stunning and brave black artists, such as Eazy-E, Megan Thee Stallion, Kendrick Lamar, and Mori Calliope.
- Strict border control will be enforced. Any tourists confirmed to be from Reddit or /vt/ will be killed and their bodies tossed into mass graves.
- A new thread shall be constructed, dedicated to the admiration and worship of beautiful black queens and their inherent physical, spiritual, and sexual superiority.
- All Croatians shall be systematically executed.
- All female users of this site will willingly submit to melanization and be turned into beautiful women of color.
- Iconic TVA user @Slutpuppies will be made admin and queen of the website, as is her birthright.
- All emotes on the site will be replaced with ones relating to black/gyaru vtubers.
- Everyone's favorite dinosaur is now Nigersaurus (that's real, look it up).
- Rations will be provided to the less fortunate and most melanated, consisting of fried chicken, watermelon, orange soda, and chitlins.
- Movie night will be every Friday. We will be showing movies celebrating and examining the history, culture, and superiority of African Americans, such as Black Panther, 12 Years a Slave, Friday, and Blazing Saddles.
- Friday is also pizza night.
- Citizens will be pressed into military service when they are of fighting age. Service is mandatory for two years and will include basic training in firearm usage, field melanazation techniques, and how best to serve your black female officers.
- Fans of the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim will only be allowed to play as Dark Elves, Redguards, and Orcs. They will also be stoned in public for not choosing to play Morrowind instead.
- Reticule will be immediately be committed to a state of the art mental asylum and kept on a strict vegetarian diet.
- Free Rhodesian FALs.
- Any dissident who posts slander and bait against melanated mommies and the GDF will be forced to listen to Pippa the Ripper for 24 hours straight. You will not be allowed to sleep, eat, use the bathroom, or kill yourself.
I am so fucking happy to see Ame there
The Amechama bond is a very precious thing and must be protected
and, since we are talking about Haachama, and she is always good for a surprise:
She somehow flooded her PC on her birthday
I love this retard
For, she is, the Strongest Idol.
The AIO probably got damaged, unfortunately. This is actually quite serious and a potential full system loss.
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