Yuu is live
Reasons why she is the perfect wife:
1) You cannot understand each other, which is good because trying to communicate is more important than actual communication
2) She's not white
3) If either of you got mad at the other, neither would know what the other said so there is no risk of permanent feeling damage
4) You can't understand each other, which is good because you don't have to pretend to know what each of you is talking about
5) You can't understand each other, which is good because