"1,2,5? What happened to 3,4?"Gawr Gura

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It's nice waking up and seeing such high Aki numbers every day. Now if only some girls could move on from the Watermelon game.
OK I HAD THIS IDEA LIKE 4 HOURS AGO AND THIS TOOK WAY TOO FUCKING LONG BUT I DID IT AND I AM PROUD
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I feel like it's more fitting that I'm not notable enough to appear if anything.
 

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Ame did a karaoke stream last Thursday
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It still feels strange for her to just disappear like this. Normally she would've said something by now. I know she's been "potatoing" - I wonder if it's been because she's feeling burnout or been having health issues.

Regardless, I continue to stand by her as I do Gura. I love Ame and I want to know she's okay.

Have a dog Ame.
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IdenticalPlateaus

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She jogs for 2 hours every day. Its basically "walk 2 minutes and then run 3 minutes" and then "walk 3 minutes and then run 2 minutes".
What a waste of time. Cardio, not even once.
 

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まぁ。。。あのバカの言うことは聞くな。あのやつは映画と濡れ屁の違いもわからないだろう。:mikothumbsl:
Hahaha...A wet fart is something that happens to *YOU* without warning and it is often noisy, smelly and very embarrassing. Wet fart is a natural bodily function so it's hard to compare it to a movie.
A movie is a film with a beginning, middle and end that uses characters, scenes, sets and props to tell a story in order to entertain, inform or change the lives of the people who watch it.
A wet fart is just what happens when *YOU* are unfortunate enough to release some intestinal gas. No artistic merit, though it can be amusing for some degenerate such as yourself!
I am aware that this statement seems to be somewhat strange but I can tell the difference between a movie and a wet fart.
Btw...
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furaibou.......you are a BUMBACLOT!
It's why Konami threw you out, I imagine. You can't keep dropping the ball like that.
Well, there wasn't a singular reason.
The games business is complex and sometimes companies want to go in a different direction to the one the creator wants to go in.

I was very proud of MGSV despite some of the issues that arose between me and Konami. After a series of incidents turned into power struggle which eventually turned into a poop war during Konami's restructuring - CEO Hideki Hayakawa sent his lackeys after us. I've seen things you anons wouldn't believe. Office spaces smeared in shit off the shoulder from mine. Power cut off. Watched Feces being fling in the dark near Yoji Shinkawa's desk. My team downgraded from full time employees into toilet scrubbers. I was locked into a separate room away from my team with no phone line or internet to watch JAVs. Communicating with others via proxy was actually physically crawling through the air ducts...Ultimately my last few months of working at Konami after MGSV release was unforgiving, All those moments will be lost in time, like poop being flush down the toilet. It was time to move on and do something new on my own terms.

Now I am free to work on the games that I want and I am no longer limited by retardedly demented corpo business decisions.
- K O J I M A P R O D U C T I O N S -
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A studio I created which I will use to focus on creating the types of games I love to make with Norman Reedus.
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Bernkastel

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What a waste of time. Cardio, not even once.
She also does caloric deficit and drinks a lot of mushroom soup.
I find that hard to believe, ngl
I also doubt she even has 2 hours of free time every day. Wouldn't it be more efficient to work during those two hours?
not that hard. my sister used to go to gym every evening for 2 hours. Mori usually goes to gym after ending her daily stream. You need to spend atleast an hour in gym for it to be worthwhile. I don't remember the exact time stamp, but somewhere in the Rachie stream she described her schedule. She actually has free time at night almost every day.
 
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Hahaha...A wet fart is something that happens to *YOU* without warning and it is often noisy, smelly and very embarrassing. Wet fart is a natural bodily function so it's hard to compare it to a movie.
A movie is a film with a beginning, middle and end that uses characters, scenes, sets and props to tell a story in order to entertain, inform or change the lives of the people who watch it.
A wet fart is just what happens when *YOU* are unfortunate enough to release some intestinal gas. No artistic merit, though it can be amusing for some degenerate such as yourself!
I am aware that this statement seems to be somewhat strange but I can tell the difference between a movie and a wet fart.
Btw...
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furaibou.......you are a BUMBACLOT!

Well, there wasn't a singular reason.
The games business is complex and sometimes companies want to go in a different direction to the one the creator wants to go in.

I was very proud of MGSV despite some of the issues that arose between me and Konami. After a series of incidents turned into power struggle which eventually turned into a poop war during Konami's restructuring - CEO Hideki Hayakawa sent his lackeys after us. I've seen things you anons wouldn't believe. Office spaces smeared in shit off the shoulder from mine. Power cut off. Watched Feces being fling in the dark near Yoji Shinkawa's desk. My team downgraded from full time employees into toilet scrubbers. I was locked into a separate room away from my team with no phone line or internet to watch JAVs. Communicating with others via proxy was actually physically crawling through the air ducts...Ultimately my last few months of working at Konami after MGSV release was unforgiving, All those moments will be lost in time, like poop being flush down the toilet. It was time to move on and do something new on my own terms.

Now I am free to work on the games that I want and I am no longer limited by retardedly demented corpo business decisions.
- K O J I M A P R O D U C T I O N S -
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A studio I created which I will use to focus on creating the types of games I love to make with Norman Reedus.
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Well don't worry buddy, ol' Toddy knows a thing or two about how to really sling shit in the industry and after our recent agreements, I look forward to our continued work relationship. Don't forget.



You are bound by the Contract, to be executed at the dawn of the new year. All will be set right when the seals are broken.
 

IdenticalPlateaus

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She also does caloric deficit and drinks a lot of mushroom soup.
She doesn't need 2 hours of cardio, not with how packed her schedule seems to be. A proper diet and 30 minutes of high intensity exercise would be more than enough.
 

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Hahaha...A wet fart is something that happens to *YOU* without warning and it is often noisy, smelly and very embarrassing. Wet fart is a natural bodily function so it's hard to compare it to a movie.
A movie is a film with a beginning, middle and end that uses characters, scenes, sets and props to tell a story in order to entertain, inform or change the lives of the people who watch it.
A wet fart is just what happens when *YOU* are unfortunate enough to release some intestinal gas. No artistic merit, though it can be amusing for some degenerate such as yourself!
I am aware that this statement seems to be somewhat strange but I can tell the difference between a movie and a wet fart.
Btw...
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furaibou.......you are a BUMBACLOT!

Well, there wasn't a singular reason.
The games business is complex and sometimes companies want to go in a different direction to the one the creator wants to go in.

I was very proud of MGSV despite some of the issues that arose between me and Konami. After a series of incidents turned into power struggle which eventually turned into a poop war during Konami's restructuring - CEO Hideki Hayakawa sent his lackeys after us. I've seen things you anons wouldn't believe. Office spaces smeared in shit off the shoulder from mine. Power cut off. Watched Feces being fling in the dark near Yoji Shinkawa's desk. My team downgraded from full time employees into toilet scrubbers. I was locked into a separate room away from my team with no phone line or internet to watch JAVs. Communicating with others via proxy was actually physically crawling through the air ducts...Ultimately my last few months of working at Konami after MGSV release was unforgiving, All those moments will be lost in time, like poop being flush down the toilet. It was time to move on and do something new on my own terms.

Now I am free to work on the games that I want and I am no longer limited by retardedly demented corpo business decisions.
- K O J I M A P R O D U C T I O N S -
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A studio I created which I will use to focus on creating the types of games I love to make with Norman Reedus.
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Enough of this shit, tell us who your favourite vtubers are and why this list does not have Pomu in it.
 

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She doesn't need 2 hours of cardio, not with how packed her schedule seems to be. A proper diet and 30 minutes of high intensity exercise would be more than enough.
Maybe she just does it to see all of the tiny Japanese people run from her in fear?
 

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Update from Nikki



Also a lot of the idol grillz were sadposting last night, kind of makes me wonder where their boss is located. Things escalate and then a whole bunch of people are out of the job with very little warning.

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Deploying tactical Thoughts & Prayers to the warzone for a speedy cease fire.
 

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@Hideo Kojima My patience for gimmickposters is at an all-time low, especially when they emulate overly-wordy, pretentious blowhards. Post on-topic or else.
 

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Super Meche streaming Shining Wisdom


Mococo beam^_^
 

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That's it, I can handle most jokes at my expense, but putting me two tiers below fucking SHORT?! This site is getting a Summer of Love soon :pikafaku:
As much as I love to shit talk him, Short is often very helpful, much to the suffering of Proctor.
>not recognized as part of the Latinx Armada
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If we included every spic in the Latin armada, it would be bigger than the entirety of the rest of the chart.
 

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Well don't worry buddy, ol' Toddy knows a thing or two about how to really sling shit in the industry and after our recent agreements, I look forward to our continued work relationship. Don't forget.



You are bound by the Contract, to be executed at the dawn of the new year. All will be set right when the seals are broken.

get a haircut, Todd.

Have a video about Lapin's hole.
 

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Mori jiggling on a treadmill is less gay than two game developers going at it since at least the former involves a woman.
 
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