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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

Italian Raccoon

*calls you a slur*
Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
I wonder if he'll continue being this way even when he becomes a senior himself.
I'm calling it now, he's going to become even worse, then fall off the deep end and troon out.
 

Clown Penis

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Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
I'm calling it now, he's going to become even worse, get groomed by older homosexuals/tranny chasers and troon out.
After seeing how easily they preyed on Mr. High-Functioning Poop Femboy there? I see a snowball's chance in Hell they don't finally hook the infamous maladjusted retard with homosexual tendencies, Nolan Crush.

I don't think it'll wind up involving firearms though. So there's that upside for everyone else.
 

Italian Raccoon

*calls you a slur*
Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
After seeing how easily they preyed on Mr. High-Functioning Poop Femboy there? I see a snowball's chance in Hell they don't finally hook the infamous maladjusted retard with homosexual tendencies, Nolan Crush.

I don't think it'll wind up involving firearms though. So there's that upside for everyone else.
Oh god imagine Nolan does something so stupid it's KF thread-worthy at a similar level as Elijah, and having to explain to every retard visiting the thread that Nolan was in fact not an actual fan despite the thousands of comments he made in discords and under Vtuber's posts.
 

niggaphil

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Joined:  Oct 23, 2022
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its his birthday today, and he's on the birthday mode. Even willing to change pfp.
Also, the only way for him to earn income because he cant get any job at all:

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Imagine today is the only day that his family members tolerate him to use his dog-pee hand to shove into the cheese cake and eat it :pomuLove:
 

RestlessRain

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Also, the only way for him to earn income because he cant get any job at all:

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Imagine today is the only day that his family members tolerate him to use his dog-pee hand to shove into the cheese cake and eat it :pomuLove:
The family tells Nolan he gets a cake all to himself since it's his special day, and they have another cake so he doesn't have to share.
 

Topo Chico

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Joined:  Apr 1, 2023
i wonder if they gave him cheesecake because you can make it more diabetic friendly :ameliaThink:
 

CalciumAnimal

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Joined:  Feb 24, 2023

Clown Penis

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niggaphil

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Joined:  Oct 23, 2022
Nolan "nijisisters" Crush defense mode ON! Time to suck Riku's dick!
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Of course, fighting the TVA Nazi!
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Most retarded argument that Nolan made:
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So Nolan thinks discrimination only works on indian and trans, but not black people or other races!
This is why Nolan loves to fuck around with his chink ex wife @superduper , because it is not considered as DISCRIMINATION!!!

Also hate on the half nigga like Twisty!

:pankosmug:
 

Italian Raccoon

*calls you a slur*
Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
...And this is how he spent his 24th birthday, my fucking god.
 

Sky Shouter

Stupid by birth, manhera by the grace of God
Joined:  Sep 15, 2022

niggaphil

Well-known member
Joined:  Oct 23, 2022
Imagine Nolan crush's story is covered in this collaboration, it would be god damn funny :dokiSmug:

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One thing for sure is Nolan will be SEETHING SO MUCH in twitter because he is NUMBER 1 ANTI KIRSCHE FAN, but Mister Metokur number 1 biggest fan

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