"Because I told them I also accidentally made, uh, two gases of chemical warfare by accident. By complete accident! I was just trying to clean up blood, guys!"Shiori Novella

The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

Clown Penis

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you didnt have to bring this thought into the world and i will now have that in the back of my mind everytime he does something that gets him called retarded
Replace that thought with this: He may actually be shorter than Kiarahime. Definitely is shorter, weaker, and less coordinated than Calli.

What a weak, dysgenic example of a manlet.
 

Phantasm

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Has he thought about one of the other major vtuber corporations? They're all pretty much the same.
"go to hell" is basic "I hope Crush oshis your oshi" is smart. it's possible. it's terrifying
 

Zyklon Mag

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"go to hell" is basic "I hope Crush oshis your oshi" is smart. it's possible. it's terrifying
The highest CCV chuuba I watch is Pippa and she's too chud coded for him! It will not happen IT WILL NOT:yagoocry:
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Any mass shootings at a retirement home yet?
Probably going to be around May 1st.
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He will become a phasefag and only ever watch big noomba Pippa streams instead
And I will shove your Pomu acrylic standee up your asshole without lube if this happens.
"go to hell" is basic "I hope Crush oshis your oshi" is smart. it's possible. it's terrifying
The worst fear is gifting subs and seeing Nolan receive it.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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Sky Shouter

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The highest CCV chuuba I watch is Pippa and she's too chud coded for him! It will not happen IT WILL NOT:yagoocry:
You say she's too chuddy for our sperglord, but keep in mind that Nolan's political beliefs are entirely dependent on which community he's trying to get attention from at the moment.

When he first appeared on KF he expressed a little bit of skepticism of trans ideology that would be absolutely heretical with the modern internet left. Now, he was and still is a degenerate trannychaser, but to try to fit in with the chud singularity that is Kiwi Farms he moderated his slobbering thirst. Hell, he only turned into the TDS-riddled politisperg we know and love on Twitter after we blew up his penis, because now he's a VICTIM of those mean chuds on KF and TVA.

If the NOOMBAH is high enough, and if Nolan thinks blending in will allow him to get away with spamming chat, then it's only a matter of time before you see a LMAOOOOOOOO SLAAAAAAAYYYYY QUEEEN" in your oshi's chat.


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Aquatic Novellite

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Do you think he gets hard when he remembers how Kiara scolded him?
It was on that very day, after Kiara had scolded him, that a profoundly sad and desperate Nolan Schlamersdorf visited his late sister's grave together with his favorite, if somewhat crusty Princess Luna plushie and spilled all his frustrations on her.
 

Faceless Waifu

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but keep in mind that Nolan's political beliefs are entirely dependent on which community he's trying to get attention from at the moment.
Like, he only wears the flag on his twitter just because the community he tried to get notice/attentions to are using it. Then he just looks at what they say and hook, line, sinker.

If shit went bad and things changed, best guess is that he will immediately change to fit in almost immediately.

That's why I called him out on his NPC mindset.
 

niggaphil

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I guessed this is BASED? Not even Vhoeshow wants Nolan to be their biggest fan
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CalciumAnimal

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Clown Penis

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Phantasm

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Nolan blocked for being a sperg femboy lolcow not allowed near children: ✔️

Give him a week he won't be allowed near the elderly as well

maybe he finally got on a twittards badside.

No matter if you're Right, Left, or Centrist, we can all agree on one thing Nolan's a raging turbosperg, and his dad needs to step up and perform a long-overdue abortion
 
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niggaphil

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Nolan blocked for being White: ❌
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Enjoy for Nolan being self-doxxed again

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Edit: After looking at his photo again, did he took his selfie behind a towel or something? It looks vey unusual
 
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God's Strongest Dragoon

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