"I'm not a haaaaaaaaaag. I'm sophisticated! You know, just cause I don't... jus-just cause I don't watch Tiktok, just cause I spend my time on Twitter, just cause I have PLANS! You know what I think? I think this - I think this test is made for youngsters who take it to think that they're more mature than they actually are! Youngsters? Yeah! It's for like the youngsters who want to... you know the 17, 16, 18, 20's who like, who like, 'I'm so sophisticated, I'm so mature. I'm gonna take this test to show you how mature I am' and it gives you like this age and they're like 'AH! I'm so mature, I'm actually mentally 42!' AND THEN THEY GO GET GROOMED"Jelly Hoshiumi
In a year from now, we're gonna hear about a spree of child murders that happened across the world. All of them will be teenage boys with missing foreskins with the only clue being "Pippa is a good girl," written in the victims' blood at the scene of the crimes.
Claim one of your grandparents/parents died it should work. This works best if one of them is already dead so you don't cheat yourself out of time off in the future when you need it most. you can use this strategy once per dead relative, per workplace.
Claim one of your grandparents/parents died it should work. This works best if one of them is already dead so you don't cheat yourself out of time off in the future when you need it most. you can use this strategy once per dead relative, per workplace.
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