So uh, STALKER 2 review after playing about two hours of a pirated copy out of pure grim fascination.
Short form: Sergei Grigorovich, you've fucked it again.
Long form: Jesus Christ weeping in Heaven this is literally just a Chernobyl skin over a nu Far Cry game. There's no A-life, there's no soul, the PC port is horrific both performance and controls wise, the game has worse general gun animation than most CoP mods from 2014, fucking hitmarkers, enemy detection cones, bloodsuckers that can yell at you to stun you, and knock you down for two seconds if they hit you, bandits that make Clear Sky grenade spam look tame, you can't throw a bolt without a tutorial NPC telling you how to, artifacts don't spawn unless you're holding a detector out, NPCs that manifest out of thin air behind you because A-LIFE DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST, the poltergeist has a damage aura that nearly kills you if he bumps into you, constant tardproofed tutorial popups, while the game has you fight a fucking bloodsucker and poltergeist as your first two enemies without giving you a shotgun. Genuine fucking trash, my expectations were at about landfill/10, GSC's team imploded and spread out all over Russia and Ukraine after CoP was made, but this shit is at Ganges river/10, it is unironically the worst it's ever been.
Anyways, 10/10 slava ukraini, there isn't a political officer waiting to execute me if I give it a 9/10 behind me.