"You fuckers are like straight out of a horror movie. Why did we ever let you out of your countries? I think we should just build a wall around these fuckin' - like the Irish, the Welsh, all those people. Just build a wall around them, keep them - around Catalonia, wherever that region is - Let them slowly like incest-breed until they die out, then we won't have to deal with any of this shit, alright?"Pipkin Pippa

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shipmate_F

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Tales series will get more remasters

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I wonder if they'd remaster Vesperia, I don't think it needs anything after DE. They definitely need to remake Symphonia/Zestiria, those battle systems are garbage.
On the other hand I fear they'd ruin Destiny/Rebirth/Abyss/Legendia/Xillia gameplay to make it simpler and more "friendly".
 

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I like how zero people have talked about Black Chink Wukong as a game, its gameplay, its story, its graphics, the bosses, etc., etc..
It's woke, it's based, it's cringe, it's X, it's Y, it's Z, but nobody actually played the fucking game. Nobody actually gives a fuck about whether the game was good or not, it should've won/lost GOTY because it agrees/disagrees with my political leanings.
It was just a solid action game. I wouldn't put it on the level of previous winners like Elden Ring or Baldur's Gate 3 because it's clearly a step down from that but the pickings in general were all very mid. The whole political thing isn't really the main issue, it's more the fact that Game Journalists (slur) are deciding awards and people are trying to pretend there's any credibility to this shitshow when the rest of the year involves Game Journalists (slur) showcasing why the recent mass firings that happened this week were well deserved for them. Fuck, they gave Helldivers 2 the award for "Best Ongoing Game" after the PSN fiasco and they STILL have blocked people in regions that don't have PSN from playing despite them already purchasing the game.
 

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In terms of 3d action games Black Myth Wukong is a step above games like Hogwarts, but a level below FF7R. That's just my opinion though.
 

CalciumAnimal

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Tales series will get more remasters

good now give us the GBA exclusive ones that were held hostage in Japan.

you know the ones that are a giant massive messy crossover between all the series.
 

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I wonder if they'd remaster Vesperia, I don't think it needs anything after DE. They definitely need to remake Symphonia/Zestiria, those battle systems are garbage.
On the other hand I fear they'd ruin Destiny/Rebirth/Abyss/Legendia/Xillia gameplay to make it simpler and more "friendly".
Peak doesn't belong in the same sentence as Xillia lol. Tales stopped being good in the PS2 era. Full-3D ruined the series. The series peaked with Destiny R and it was all downhill from there. Narikiri Dungeon X was probably the last great Tales game.
 

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Iirc Vesperia was the last one to get a remaster. I know it and Symphonia are the big ones but there is a slew of PS2 games ignored.

Also one game that I wish got a remaster, not because it is good. In fact it is horrible BUT unlike some of its peers it can be fixed. And that is Daikatana. I know Nightdive gets thrown around but they did a damn good job repairing the Turok games. I want to see them go even further.
 

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Iirc Vesperia was the last one to get a remaster. I know it and Symphonia are the big ones but there is a slew of PS2 games ignored.

Also one game that I wish got a remaster, not because it is good. In fact it is horrible BUT unlike some of its peers it can be fixed. And that is Daikatana. I know Nightdive gets thrown around but they did a damn good job repairing the Turok games. I want to see them go even further.
you can't fix something fundamentally broken.

even in it's optimized state the npc's would be useless (just not hinderances) there's functionally no reason to use anything but the sword most weapons outright suck

I guess it would at least not be infuriating to play but id rather nightdive rescue another game worth playing then that broken mess.

It's a monument to Romero's Ego as well and i think fixing that would be a mistake
 

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Also one game that I wish got a remaster, not because it is good. In fact it is horrible BUT unlike some of its peers it can be fixed. And that is Daikatana. I know Nightdive gets thrown around but they did a damn good job repairing the Turok games. I want to see them go even further.
Interesting choice. Off the top of my head, I'd like to see a remaster of Arcanum.
 

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However, China has been secretly funding woke shit and wrecking games in the west for at least the last ten years, and this is the other half of that strategy.
Is there proof of this? AFAIK, the CCP and their nationalist bootlickers have only been screeching whenever Xi gets made fun of, or Taiwanese de facto independence is acknowledged. At the same time, they hate woke shit and would great leap forward any blue hairs that try that shit on their soil. I personally think all the woke shit is a psyop by the American intelligence agencies to get the general public to hate each other while the pedophile elites ransack the West.
 

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Peak doesn't belong in the same sentence as Xillia lol. Tales stopped being good in the PS2 era. Full-3D ruined the series. The series peaked with Destiny R and it was all downhill from there. Narikiri Dungeon X was probably the last great Tales game.
You are out of your mind if you can't enjoy Xillia and Vesperia. The games push you to break them as long as you pick the hard diff.
Though I do agree that Destiny R and NDX are beasts of their own, probably the apex of 2D Tales.
All of them got great stories anyways, and it caries some of the weakest entries in gameplay (Symphonia, Legendia, Graces).
I will hold the critique that even after firing Baba, it didn't really get much better if Arise is to be taken as the new direction, but am I ever thankful to not have to see Velvet again, I hated every moment of Berseria and the game isn't even that bad, just streamlined combat into teenager writing.
 

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You are out of your mind if you can't enjoy Xillia and Vesperia. The games push you to break them as long as you pick the hard diff.
Though I do agree that Destiny R and NDX are beasts of their own, probably the apex of 2D Tales.
All of them got great stories anyways, and it caries some of the weakest entries in gameplay (Symphonia, Legendia, Graces).
I will hold the critique that even after firing Baba, it didn't really get much better if Arise is to be taken as the new direction, but am I ever thankful to not have to see Velvet again, I hated every moment of Berseria and the game isn't even that bad, just streamlined combat into teenager writing.
The series has been in a downward spiral since the PS3/360 era. Going 3D was the worst decision they made and the combat systems were strict downgrades since the very beginning over the 2D ones made by the Destiny team (the team that made Destiny, Eternia, Destiny 2, Rebirth, and Destiny R) and the fact that they didn't abandon the TP system for all their games immediately after the Destiny team basically perfected their formula with R just shows they had no clue what they were doing.

When you are used to fast, minmaxxing, air-juggling autism from Destiny R and then every game afterwards has sluggish, full-3D combat that is slower than a game as old as Eternia, then yes, you don't tend to like the games that have always basically only been as good as their combat systems.
 

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Berseria is the best one because it has the best opening animation followed by Zestiria and Abyss.

EDIT: Leak about intergalactic

i'm reading the thing and "space game set mainly on planet" is giving me starfox adventures vibes and i'm already cackling.
 

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Berseria is the best one because it has the best opening animation followed by Zestiria and Abyss.
Karma is the best, handsdown. Not only because it is a fucking kino song, but because Motoo Fujiwara, BUMP OF CHICKEN's vocalist wrote the song specifically for the game, ensured it was written to be heavily tied into the story and theme of the game, and composed other key moment songs for the game that gave us a big break from Fujiwara by being both orchestrated and not phoned in for the first time in a long time.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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I know we keep talking about Tales but this doesn't explain why Star Ocean was better

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If only they didn't botch the Front Mission remakes...
 

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I know we keep talking about Tales but this doesn't explain why Star Ocean was better

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If we put it by other franchises, Star Ocean is Sonic, Final Fantasy is Mario, Tales is Ninja Gaiden and Atelier is Tony Hawk.

I kinda agree if we're talking only SO1/2/5 but the lows were too low. Tales suffer from that too but I feel it's more consistent, just wish it had higher highs. I feel the writing always gets up there and instantly plummets. It was that way for Destiny>Eternia>Destiny2, Symphonia>Rebirth>Legendia, Abyss>Innocence>Vesperia, Xillia>Zestiria>Berseria and Berseria isn't even that good but anything with little effort would surpass Zestiria.
Might be cope for playing the entire franchise but I also played all SO and almost all FFs and DQs, I think they deserve it's space. Just wish the gameplay team weren't such cowards and asked a little more out of the players.

E: On that topic FUCK SQUARE ENIX (and later SEGA) you morbid whales decrepit vultures that robbed Tri-Ace of all their light for a smidgen of profit, you pieces of shit don't deserve the miracles they caused in this industry, you pieces of shit lack any sign of empathy to understand their craft.
 
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CalciumAnimal

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Karma is the best, handsdown. Not only because it is a fucking kino song, but because Motoo Fujiwara, BUMP OF CHICKEN's vocalist wrote the song specifically for the game, ensured it was written to be heavily tied into the story and theme of the game, and composed other key moment songs for the game that gave us a big break from Fujiwara by being both orchestrated and not phoned in for the first time in a long time.
Yeah but ragebait works better if i rate the good one lower then the other also good ones.
 

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Is there proof of this? AFAIK, the CCP and their nationalist bootlickers have only been screeching whenever Xi gets made fun of, or Taiwanese de facto independence is acknowledged. At the same time, they hate woke shit and would great leap forward any blue hairs that try that shit on their soil. I personally think all the woke shit is a psyop by the American intelligence agencies to get the general public to hate each other while the pedophile elites ransack the West.
Wokeshit is intended to weaken the CCP's competitors and make them cheaper for Chinese companies to acquire. So, yes, China is going to crack down on any attempts at wokeness because they don't want it destabilizing and weakening themselves, but they're quite happy to export it to their enemies and have it weaken them as competitors.

It also seems to be doing extremely well as a strategy, look at how much how many foreign companies Tencent has part ownership in.

 
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