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Vidya Games Thread

TKN_Lurker

Revived Lurker
Joined:  Dec 19, 2023
I didn't think I could hate Pitchford even more, now I find out he makes stupid fucking tweets like that.
Real confidence in your product is when you got to make a 'super genuine' hype tweet trying to get engagement for your slop game by self congratulating your own work. Really convinced me lol.
 

Helkar

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Joined:  Jun 14, 2024

My niche(relatively) watching hobby intersecting with my niche(relatively) game of choice was not on my bingo card.
 

MrProcessor

Soldier of Godrick
Joined:  Feb 22, 2023
I'm hearing good things about the new Dynasty Warriors Game Demo:

Looks like Hastur decided to play it. I hadn't checked her channel in quite a while.
 

CalciumAnimal

Drink Milk
Joined:  Feb 24, 2023
Ok so i gave the game about 2ish hours.

it's overwatch if it was reverted back to a fun season.

there are some jank bullshit like some roofs are clearly not intended to be something you can walk on spidermans swing letting you go apeshit or nowhere depending on how he feels at the moment and while spiderman has a actual wall crawl characters like peni parker just run into the wall and slowly levitate upwards sometimes.

Combat needs to be slowed down personally i would at least like to know the hell is killing me


it is very hard to tell how to optimize your damage with some characters and characters like punisher have shit in their kit that doesint seem to actually contribute to it at all (the limp smoke grenade and why use the machinegun when i could just spawn the mega turret)
 

Saturnus

haha it's unou
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
spas however is still fucking fat(she seems fatter)
Spas is perfect the way she is and is the only girl who will illicit this response from me:
:architect:
 

Awoogers

basic ass man who loves the british funny woman
Joined:  Jun 7, 2023
Spas is perfect the way she is and is the only girl who will illicit this response from me:
:architect:
I mean she is but her tits needs to be fatter with all the burgers she's been having ever since GFL1
 

Smelliest007

I left Kson
Joined:  Feb 19, 2024

ScarletCorrupt

Awawawawa (derogatory)
Joined:  May 23, 2023
Unsatisfied with just lemons, Lumi has taken to stealing GGG's servers as well.
:gloomiLaugh:
 

El Rrata

Gringo Tolerable
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 9, 2022

John Vtuber👁️

Sentient Eyeball, Primarch of Hag Pride Worldwide
Certified Manwhore
Joined:  Oct 24, 2022
Path of Exile 2 suffering from success.

Website still under maintenance, so you can't link accounts or log in.

How could Lemon Woman do this to us?
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

Well-known member
Joined:  Mar 20, 2023
More thoughts on Marvel Rivals:
-Hela is hilariously incomplete and there's certain parts of some maps where you can't hit anyone on the objective with her ult
-Black Panther is a monster if played well, just constant resetting of his dash while gaining HP
-Peni Parker is obnoxious on defense
-Groot is such a cunt if they know what they are doing, especially tight corridor maps, every doorway becomes a deathtrap because he can just put you out of position
-Loki is mid
-Scarlet Witch is top tier cancer, fucking Moira but her drain melts tanks and she has a Dva ult, please just delete this no skill bullshit character
-Yggsdrasil maps are mostly alright, Tokyo and Hydra maps are peak, Wakanda maps are a mix, but the Klyntar map is so fucking trash
-The monetization is just what you'd expect from a NetEase game
 
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Awoogers

basic ass man who loves the british funny woman
Joined:  Jun 7, 2023
More thoughts on Marvel Rivals:
-Hela is hilariously incomplete and there's certain parts of some maps where you can't hit anyone on the objective with her ult
-Black Panther is a monster if played well, just constant resetting of his dash while gaining HP
-Peni Parker is obnoxious on defense
-Groot is such a cunt if they know what they are doing, especially tight corridor maps, every doorway becomes a deathtrap because he can just put you out of position
-Loki is mid
-Scarlet Witch is top tier cancer, fucking Moira but her drain melts tanks and she has a Dva ult, please just delete this character
-Yggsdrasil maps are mostly alright, Tokyo and Hydra maps are peak, Wakanda maps are a mix, but the Klyntar map is so fucking trash
-The monetization is just what you'd expect from a NetEase game
Good old netease games

Wait ananta was also netease right?
 

John Vtuber👁️

Sentient Eyeball, Primarch of Hag Pride Worldwide
Certified Manwhore
Joined:  Oct 24, 2022

Awoogers

basic ass man who loves the british funny woman
Joined:  Jun 7, 2023
Yes, please look forward to it! I am horrified!
And that's a cross off my list

After like 3-4 netease games that I played growing up I'm more than inclined to call them a slur by instinct if I see them in my app stores
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Joined:  Mar 20, 2023
Good old netease games

Wait ananta was also netease right?
At least none of the heroes are locked by monetization, it's just everything else from skins, sprays, emotes, MVP screens, etc. Can't even change your profile picture without using the premium currency and the missions for the premium currency are far and few between. There's no "level up, here's a lootbox" shit like Overwatch.

Just enjoying the game for now as it's "pre-shit" Overwatch essentially. I expect them to eventually release new heroes at a premium cost for early access and make games unbearable as said new heroes intentionally overtuned, the good old Riot special.
 

Awoogers

basic ass man who loves the british funny woman
Joined:  Jun 7, 2023
At least none of the heroes are locked by monetization, it's just everything else from skins, sprays, emotes, MVP screens, etc. Can't even change your profile picture without using the premium currency and the missions for the premium currency are far and few between. There's no "level up, here's a lootbox" shit like Overwatch.

Just enjoying the game for now as it's "pre-shit" Overwatch essentially. I expect them to eventually release new heroes at a premium cost for early access and make games unbearable as said new heroes intentionally overtuned, the good old Riot special.
Yeah netease tends to do that

It's a recurring pattern in all of their games
 

Bug Eater

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Joined:  Sep 15, 2022
Just enjoying the game for now as it's "pre-shit" Overwatch essentially.
It kinda feels like they looked at common complaints about OW2 and just did the opposite of whatever Blizzard was doing - so you end up with 6v6, more balanced roles, fewer bullshit kill denying abilities, all characters unlocked, etc. I'm an extreme Marvel tourist but it's been very fun so far.
 

CalciumAnimal

Drink Milk
Joined:  Feb 24, 2023
More thoughts on Marvel Rivals:
-Hela is hilariously incomplete and there's certain parts of some maps where you can't hit anyone on the objective with her ult
-Black Panther is a monster if played well, just constant resetting of his dash while gaining HP
-Peni Parker is obnoxious on defense
-Groot is such a cunt if they know what they are doing, especially tight corridor maps, every doorway becomes a deathtrap because he can just put you out of position
-Loki is mid
-Scarlet Witch is top tier cancer, fucking Moira but her drain melts tanks and she has a Dva ult, please just delete this no skill bullshit character
-Yggsdrasil maps are mostly alright, Tokyo and Hydra maps are peak, Wakanda maps are a mix, but the Klyntar map is so fucking trash
-The monetization is just what you'd expect from a NetEase game
keep in mind witch has a 20% buff to damage this "season" she's not usually an effective assassin and since her attack ticks damage constantly it's actually out damaging her supposed damage ability.

All tanks are obnoxious on defense. kill her nest then her.

Hela is also able to just outright kill alot of characters with two hits.

Mantis Spiderman and Ironman i find much more annoying.

Mantis theoretically has resources to manage but only Thor seems to actually have to keep track of them. amazing heals and buff. and her attack hits like an attacker not a support.

Spiderman the only character in this game that id consider having ability synergy >.> Right Click E then the Uppercut (f) instant death for alot of things. takes skill tho or at least more then alot of others.

Ironman seems to be the best "fly out of range and continue doing stupid damage" champion maybe tied with Starlord. i only give it to tony because the team up gamma damage boost seems to stack with his armor override.

EDIT: While we don't actually know the deal with the seasonal buffs to champions is for most people ive talked to (and i agree) seem to attribute it to testing how champions perform with improved parameter's temporarily.


Edit 2: last one i promise. You want really obnoxious. enter a match with thor hit shift realize you basically get 100 shields every press never use his thorforce for anything else become immortal but your already a god so put the fear of you into them.
 
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Dispirited Helmet

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Joined:  Feb 29, 2024
Beat Holocure stage 4 hard with Zeta and max Marketing. Felt like luck of the draw, though. Zeta needs a near complete ability rework IMO, very little reward for working with her kit and her abilities have very little synergy. If you don't get Focus Glasses and Idol Costume early you are fucked beyond all recovery with her.
 
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CalciumAnimal

Drink Milk
Joined:  Feb 24, 2023
Beat Holocure stage 4 hard with Zeta and max Marketing. Felt like luck of the draw, though. Zeta needs a near complete ability rework IMO, very little reward for working with her kit and her abilities have very little synergy. If you don't get Focus Glasses and Idol Costume early you are fucked beyond all recovery with her.
which is a shame shes fun.
 
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