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Clown Penis

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Oh boy, I love it when they have Thrones! I like to suggest them... things :dokiSmugNew:
Nigga, think about who you're trying to ebic troll. What made you think a tranny is going to either be inconvenienced by this OR doesn't already own like 10 of those in different colors (and sizes)?

I hope your opsec is better than Nolan's.

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GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR

"Shut up, Dazzle. I will clip your balls" -SB
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Kuri Rinji

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Judging by your nickname I thought the link would lead to this
In Burgerland you can get mayo in fucking BUCKETS?

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NeneLOVE

None of us is as cruel as all of us
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Italian Raccoon

*calls you a slur*
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Kirsche's Kraftiest Kommando

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The dress like this and still want people to believe that they're not the bad guys? They look like the villains in every dystopian sci-fi movie ever made (and act just like them too).
There's a hilarious strain of the SRA that basically wants to "reappropriate miltech kit/fit for the masses" and advocates dressing "cop-like," not only for the coolness/intimidation factors police also LARP this way for, but so they can sow confusion once they start shit during a protest and turn it into a full blown riot.
I used to be in the "Earth Liberation Front" and Black Bloc during that G8 summit years back so I still have a few "inroads" into those sorts of Discords and reddit chats.
I've seen the tutorial pamphlets, it's extremely silly. "Trains" you to do very obvious things like "take off your patches then mingle with the police line during melee"
Yeah, they literally have to be told how to do something so obvious.:chibiBrainDamage:
that's probably what led to the lefty conspiracy that "it was the police starting riots and smashing properties" during "the summer of love" IMO, they mis-ID'd each other.
 

Kirsche's Kraftiest Kommando

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If you're going to touch the shit at least do it with something funny. Like a rope.
It's a YAK, see, it's a pun! Also my suggestion names/mails are always bringing back the old days. For this one I used Devin Faraci's. For Phil's I was Leigh Alexander.

Most places tbh. Though idk how you'd use that much mayo before it all went bad.
At that point it's not for eating, it's for bathing!
 
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Phantasm

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Oh boy, I love it when they have Thrones! I like to suggest them... things :dokiSmugNew:
I know you've just joined a few days ago but can we ban you already for knowing this exists and making me aware of it. I clicked on the link thinking it was going to be a rope not a fucking realistic simulation of animal pussy
 

GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR

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Most places tbh. Though idk how you'd use that much mayo before it all went bad.
Mayo can be safely stored for like a year in the fridge granted you dont leave it out open for days on end.
Plus shawarma stands buy that shit in buckets, it usually enough to last them for a week.
 

NeneLOVE

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Mayo can be safely stored for like a year in the fridge granted you dont leave it out open for days on end.
Plus shawarma stands buy that shit in buckets, it usually enough to last them for a week.
Yeah I know businesses buy in bulk, I was just thinking about some amerifat drinking it like water.
 

RestlessRain

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Aquatic Novellite

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This is our punishment for lifting India out of poverty and giving them the fruits of European civilization.
It always goes back to the bongs.
 

Koronesuki

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Most places tbh. Though idk how you'd use that much mayo before it all went bad.
Generally by owning a restaurant or a food truck. I don't think many people are buying buckets of it for personal use.
This is our punishment for lifting India out of poverty and giving them the fruits of European civilization.
Are you posting from the future? I didn't realize that those things had happened in India yet.
 

Planetary Bombardment

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El Chupacabra

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Johnny Jambalaya

what
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Oh boy, I love it when they have Thrones! I like to suggest them... things :dokiSmugNew:
Something has gone horribly wrong with the amount of new users joining then immediately bragging about how they just love shit touching so much that they have to share it here. Nobody here is impressed or cares about how you like to troll the mentally ill. Keep it to yourself.
 

Hotdogs Aplenty

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Something has gone horribly wrong with the amount of new users joining then immediately bragging about how they just love shit touching so much that they have to share it here. Nobody here is impressed or cares about how you like to troll the mentally ill. Keep it to yourself.
Watch it be their own throne and they are just grifting to get stuff
 

Inquisitor_MachinaVT

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Nyaru is fully crashing out lmao. "It's unfair I'm being attacked"
 

GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR

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Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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I just want to say that it's heartwarming to see Mana support another failed cause. It's what she does it's all she does
 
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