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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

RestlessRain

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I'm still reeling from the fact this retard was desperate enough that he went and tried to make Kiwi farms (and later here) his new autistic screeching grounds when everything I've seen from him says he should've avoided these places out of some warped sense of whatever he calls principles
Nolan really goes with the group sentiment of where he ends up. For example, when he was on here, this is Nolan getting into a fight with a bunch of tumblr-tier Council fans back in April 2023.

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Nolan hasn't had a huge change of heart to do a 180 on stuff like this, I think it's because Nolan takes on-board the general group beliefs of whatever group he's with. I don't think he has the mental capacity to be duplicitious by taking on stuff he doesn't believe in, it's more like he's low IQ so he's easily susceptible to having his opinions changed by the group that he surrounds himself with, and also his desire to be popular and liked by whatever group he's with.
 

niggaphil

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Come the fuck on Nolan, you are still in your father's ballsack when Mister Metokur started making content in internet



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Don't pretend you are Metokur's long time fan, it is very disgusting :pippadfuckoff:

To be honest, Nolan fits the definition of being CUCK, because he was seething about Mister Metokur content and opinion, but he is still watching his stream and LMAO
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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He doesn't actually have any. He just apes whatever opinions he thinks are popular in a vain attempt to fit in.
Nolan is like a changeling that's too retarded to shapeshift properly. Like that one retarded Ditto in the Pokemon anime that would have the retarded Ditto face no matter what it transformed into.
 

Koronesuki

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Team Rocket cured that Ditto by threatening it with violence until it learned to transform properly. Do you think a similar approach would help with Nolan?
 

Phantasm

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Team Rocket cured that Ditto by threatening it with violence until it learned to transform properly. Do you think a similar approach would help with Nolan?
I thought his father beating him was the reason he hit his sister? So no I personally don't think he has the capacity to learn
 

niggaphil

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> High intellect Nolan Crush who argue a lot of political topics
> Doesn't know why factory workers are important
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High Intellect Nolan also bitching about twitter algorithm because it doesn't fit his narrative:
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Meanwhile, Nolan think that guy swallowing dick is hot. Thats why he is sucking Bint so much recently:
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Phantasm

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> High intellect Nolan Crush who argue a lot of political topics
> Doesn't know why factory workers are important
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High Intellect Nolan also bitching about twitter algorithm because it doesn't fit his narrative:
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Meanwhile, Nolan think that guy swallowing dick is hot. Thats why he is sucking Bint so much recently:
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I see Nolan's decided to follow Rev in chasing the tranny dick. This is your daily reminder that "Lilith Lovett" before she decided to become a wannabe influencer starred in pornos


Update: I realized just after making this post that I got "Lillith" confused with the Sphere hunter. What are the odds that I'd confuse two vermintide with each other and they've both done porn?
 
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niggaphil

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Hypocrite Nolan strikes again:

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Remember Nolan SEETHING when people said the Hololive talents are mostly heterosexual? He is being serious that all HOLOMEMS ARE GAY and LESBIAN SEX only!!!

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Nolan hasn't seen these schizos, because he is one of them


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Nolan "CRIED FOR RACISM", while he is being racist against JEWS

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Edit: Nolan is SEETHING and claim he is the ACTUAL DOXXING VICTIM:

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Nolan, you posted your own picture in twitter to DOX YOURSELF, so that you could proof to ppl that you are WHITER than everyone :Vesper-UNHINGED:

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Nolan, try this at TVTropes and see what happened? There is why there are rules limited in certain discord and forums for talk about past lifes openly
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Why dont you try to discuss this in TVA or sperg on kiwifarms?
 
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reinigen

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Boys, crowdsourcing autism. Is this something we had before?
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Phantasm

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Boys, crowdsourcing autism. Is this something we had before?
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Man I already read all this before but it still hits me hard every time. I can't ever imagine putting hands on my little sister like this especially for something so fucking stupid
 

Abomination

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Man I already read all this before but it still hits me hard every time. I can't ever imagine putting hands on my little sister like this especially for something so fucking stupid
It's really depressing. It sounds like she really was a nice person and genuinely wanted to help people. Hell, from this description, she was trying to comfort him and make him feel better after he assaulted her like a savage. I hate to imagine what was going on with her for her to decide to take her own life.

It's why I find it so disgusting when he talks about her suicide so casually, and I actually got a bit MATI when he called her his "suicide victim" when arguing with someone on Twitter. What an absolutely disgusting thing to say about her.

Nolan is fun to laugh at with how retarded he is, but he really is a detestable piece of shit because of this.
 

NeneLOVE

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Man I already read all this before but it still hits me hard every time. I can't ever imagine putting hands on my little sister like this especially for something so fucking stupid
*big sister
still doesn't make it right to do, never hit a woman

What makes it worse is that it really seems like she was the only one on Nolan's side (mom was probably also coddling the little shit before the grief of sis' death got to her), the dad and brothers don't take Nolan's shit so she was the one who seems to have stood up for him a lot of the time and was actually studying to help people like him.
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Boys, crowdsourcing autism. Is this something we had before?
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Nolan posted it himself
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still doesn't make it right to do, never hit a woman

What makes it worse is that it really seems like she was the only one on Nolan's side (mom was probably also coddling the little shit before the grief of sis' death got to her), the dad and brothers don't take Nolan's shit so she was the one who seems to have stood up for him a lot of the time and was actually studying to help people like him.
I'm fairly convinced one of the reasons his sister off'd herself is because she probably lost faith in everything she was studying after dealing with Nolan and realizing he will never change.
 

niggaphil

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BlueSharkTV

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Koronesuki

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>She's using her freedom speech
I can imagine Rin's reaction if she read this.
"Stand back, everyone! I'm going to use freedom speech!"
 

RestlessRain

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Boys, crowdsourcing autism. Is this something we had before?
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Imagine having this reaction after your father hits you. That's fucked-up in an entirely different sort of way to the rest.
 

Negronald Trump

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Nolan posted it himself

I'm fairly convinced one of the reasons his sister off'd herself is because she probably lost faith in everything she was studying after dealing with Nolan and realizing he will never change.
Let me just say, the worst part about it is that Nolan didn't even cared her sister killed herself that day, he was more concerned about someone else. It's like when his sister died he was like "good riddance bitch, now I can LMAO in peace". It was after people started shitting on him and how he can garner sympathy points online by using her sister's death did he start giving a shit about her. Like, "stop proving I'm retarded, my sister killed herself" just easily omitting the part where he used her as a punching bag whenever his tardrage takes over. This kind of thing makes me lose any faith Nolan would ever change, he doesn't want to change but he wants the whole world to acknowledge his greatness.

What a narcissistic, autistic retard.
 
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niggaphil

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Nolan is trying to speedrun on the TVtrope forums again. What is the topic about? OF COURSE IT IS NAZI!!!! :gurakek:

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Pretty sure TVtrope Admin will ban him sooner or later :dokiwheeze:
 

Phantasm

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Nolan is trying to speedrun on the TVtrope forums again. What is the topic about? OF COURSE IT IS NAZI!!!! :gurakek:

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Pretty sure TVtrope Admin will ban him sooner or later :dokiwheeze:
How many times both her and back on the homelands did this baguette say this exact same thing time and time again? He acts like he'll learn just so he can stay but he'll be back at it again the next day spewing the same shit
 
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