Pipprojects 2̶0̶2̶4 2025

[thhrang]

Listen up, chyat:



Seems relevant to the project so we can see just how badly she fucks it up.

 

[Thomas Talus]

I intend to put together a presentation on the mechanics of the phases of water, complete with a phase transition diagram.

 

[Planetary Bombardment]

I intend to put together a presentation on the mechanics of the phases of water, complete with a phase transition diagram.

I made a page explaining the boiling of water, and I was thinking about tossing it. First because it's kind of a Proctor-post worth of words and second because I realized it was possible that someone else would do the same thing. I'm now thinking it would be funny to have an addendum that included multiple different explanations of boiling water, much like a person might use multiple middle fingers.


Also, @shipmate_F are you still planning on doing or assisting with editing / submission stitching? I think we might ought to request that all submissions (cover art as an exception) be more-or-less in the US letter format (a multiple of 2550 x 3300 px) or if there are enough dirty Yuropeans here perhaps the A4 (2480 x 3508 px).

 

[Hff201]

Note: add "wash hands" to the start of every page.

 

[thhrang]

Note: add "wash hands" to the start of every page.

This stream is starting to make me think this entire project might be for not and she'll ignore all of the instructions and end up dead.

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

in light of recent events (this stream), I think we need to completely overhaul the cookbook

 

[Paladin]

Add wash chicken shit of eggs and remove soap from the cooking vessel on every page as well.

 

[RedRage]

Cancel the whole Piproject. We'll be cited as her killers if we give her a book.

 

[Godzilla1984]

This stream is starting to make me think this entire project might be for not and she'll ignore all of the instructions and end up dead.

Gentlemen, we must lower our expectations further.

 

[Paladin]

Im starting to get black pilled bros

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

should we have a single chapter dedicated solely to "how to boil water"

or should it be "how to prepare your cookware (DO NOT LEAVE SOAP ON IT BEFORE COOKING)"

let's not forget "how to crack an egg"

 

[Godzilla1984]

Much further.

 

[RedRage]

Im starting to get black pilled bros

Starting? There is a reason my rec was something two machines did all the work for. A blender and a dehydrator gives her the prepped fruit snacks for snack time at her special ed class.

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

...we need to completely re-do the cookbook from the ground up, or risk her further poisoning herself

 

[reinigen]

Has anyone considered putting Sakana's Spaghetti recipe in the book? Something like "Phase Connect Band Spaghetti" with a picture of Fishman saying "Eat it or else".

 

[Azehara]

Listen up, chyat:



Seems relevant to the project so we can see just how badly she fucks it up.

Oh god.

Starting? There is a reason my rec was something two machines did all the work for. A blender and a dehydrator gives her the prepped fruit snacks for snack time at her special ed class.

I don't know. She might put her hand inside the blender.

...we need to completely re-do the cookbook from the ground up, or risk her further poisoning herself

Someone mentioned on a superchat that she needs a cookbook. I guess we are in.

I made something simple today and took some photos.

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Are we using a format? We converting this to a PDF or a PowerPointPresentation? Will we have a format or is it all just a free for all? Any page size? Any textures or assets we will use to maintain some sort of continuity?

 

[shipmate]

Also, @shipmate_F are you still planning on doing or assisting with editing / submission stitching? I think we might ought to request that all submissions (cover art as an exception) be more-or-less in the US letter format (a multiple of 2550 x 3300 px) or if there are enough dirty Yuropeans here perhaps the A4 (2480 x 3508 px).

I'm consulting with a designer I know, he said he would come back to me soon if he finds free time for a template. I'd say go for the american letter format, it would work better as you're gifting americans (and canadians) with it.

Are we using a format? We converting this to a PDF or a PowerPointPresentation? Will we have a format or is it all just a free for all? Any page size? Any textures or assets we will use to maintain some sort of continuity?

I think making something for printing then downsizing to an e-book is much easier. I'm all in for using AI to make chibi stickers and add it for a more cutesy style book, that way you have a small piece of art together with useful information.

E: you know what, @Azehara you know how to use AI, make 4 to 7 chibi stickers like the one you posted before of each Phase talent and upload to a Google Drive or any folder that you can allow other people to access and upload. That way we can have a proper onlook on it.

 

[Mumberthrax]

Okay. I'm thinking... instant oatmeal. rice maker rice. peanutbutter and jelly sandwich, tunafish sandwiches. that sort of thing.

Each recipe must have no more than three main steps unless you have a damned good reason for more.
Any recipe with ingredients that MUST be cooked to be safe should be banned.
Any recipe involving technology should be fairly automated or require no intervention on her part;
- microwave, toaster, or stovetop is a no-go (except PERHAPS heating up water... but it is still a risk)
- rice maker is a possible okay if she can be scared into not fucking with it
- coffeemaker or kettle is possibly safe-ish... apart from fire hazards
- blender/mixer are probably okay as long as the recipe won't hurt her if stuff is not blended/mixed fully or is blended/mixed too much
- air fryer could work only if the recipe has 0 chance of burning or being overcooked into inedibility.

I'm tempted to say microwave quesadillas could be feasible... but then I remember there's a reason microwaves are banned.

 

[shipmate]

Okay. I'm thinking... instant oatmeal. rice maker rice. peanutbutter and jelly sandwich, tunafish sandwiches. that sort of thing.

Each recipe must have no more than three main steps unless you have a damned good reason for more.
Any recipe with ingredients that MUST be cooked to be safe should be banned.
Any recipe involving technology should be fairly automated or require no intervention on her part;
- microwave, toaster, or stovetop is a no-go (except PERHAPS heating up water... but it is still a risk)
- rice maker is a possible okay if she can be scared into not fucking with it
- coffeemaker or kettle is possibly safe-ish... apart from fire hazards
- blender/mixer are probably okay as long as the recipe won't hurt her if stuff is not blended/mixed fully or is blended/mixed too much
- air fryer could work only if the recipe has 0 chance of burning or being overcooked into inedibility.

I'm tempted to say microwave quesadillas could be feasible... but then I remember there's a reason microwaves are banned.

I disagree, having a proper cookbook made for them could fuel decent progress. This is cool as a joke, but I don't know if it's cool as an anniversary gift.

 

[Mumberthrax]

I disagree, having a proper cookbook made for them could fuel decent progress. This is cool as a joke, but I don't know if it's cool as an anniversary gift.

It isn't a joke. I'm basing this off of observing pippa's cooking abilities on stream tonight. Pippa isn't a 'them', she's a 'her'.