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Pippakistan's Psych Ward v4

Pippakistan's Penal Code

thhrang

Punished Autism Extraordinaire
Early Adopter
Ward Security
♥Realticule's Husbando♥
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
Can't believe you expect him to fly in from India for a barbecue.
I'd expect him to do the bare minimum for his oshi especially when she dogwhistles to him like this.
 

geesecode

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Joined:  Mar 2, 2025

15%”I’d be there” but only 6% “Will also bring supplies.”

Shame on you, Offkaipipis. Greed knows no bounds! (The event isn’t even gonna benefit her, the supplies would be for your own persons. :nimicry:)
 

Topo Chico

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Joined:  Apr 1, 2023
The offkai grill meetup with be 50% latines 40% slanted and the rest hwites. 60% will be FAT (can't have sex with that). 95% will be moided up, 1% trooned out for some reason. 30 total attendants, with 3 guys who actually brought equipment. the stench will be overwhelming. if you eat the food, you will be visited by montezuma crossed with a banshee (but you'll be the one screaming while on the pot).
Now agent, your mission, should you choose to accept it is to go there and SURVIVE
 

DTrp

"I would be shot at for her"
Joined:  Dec 1, 2023

thhrang

Punished Autism Extraordinaire
Early Adopter
Ward Security
♥Realticule's Husbando♥
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
The offkai grill meetup with be 50% latines 40% slanted and the rest hwites. 60% will be FAT (can't have sex with that). 95% will be moided up, 1% trooned out for some reason. 30 total attendants, with 3 guys who actually brought equipment. the stench will be overwhelming. if you eat the food, you will be visited by montezuma crossed with a banshee (but you'll be the one screaming while on the pot).
Now agent, your mission, should you choose to accept it is to go there and SURVIVE
@wew, @Laidho we're gonna need agents on the ground at the Capipi Grill Meet.


Did you make this?
 

DTrp

"I would be shot at for her"
Joined:  Dec 1, 2023

Postal rrat

chinshilla
Joined:  Mar 19, 2023
if Reticule does not go to this event to create Meatkins then he is an actual unironic FAILURE.
And spend time in the sun? he would get himself such a sun burn oy vey.
 

thhrang

Punished Autism Extraordinaire
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♥Realticule's Husbando♥
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
And spend time in the sun? he would get himself such a sun burn oy vey.
I'm pretty sure he's claimed before that he would be willing to burn for the Meat Pippa.
 

Clown Penis

Dizzbannführer
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Joined:  Sep 13, 2022

John Vtuber👁️

Sentient Eyeball, Primarch of Hag Pride Worldwide
Certified Manwhore
Joined:  Oct 24, 2022
I'm pretty sure he's claimed before that he would be willing to burn for the Meat Pippa.

She could literally tell him, to his face, to attend in person, and he still wouldn’t!
 

RestlessRain

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Joined:  Sep 21, 2022
She could literally tell him, to his face, to attend in person, and he still wouldn’t!
Reticule will do anything for Pippa, as long as it doesn't cost him any time or money and doesn't require him to change his behaviour.
 

thhrang

Punished Autism Extraordinaire
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♥Realticule's Husbando♥
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
She could literally tell him, to his face, to attend in person, and he still wouldn’t!
The Meat Pippa is literally asking her fans to host a "meat up" in which meat will be grilled, and she would be very sad if people did not show up to cook meat and eat meat. This is literally @Realticule's calling. He was born to go to the meat-up and grill some Meatkins.

Reticule will do anything for Pippa, as long as it doesn't cost him any time or money and doesn't require him to change his behaviour.
SAD!
 

Planetary Bombardment

It's the only way to be sure.
Joined:  Jan 7, 2023
He was born to go to the meat-up and grill some Meatkins.
Yes, but I also don't want him anywhere near Meatkins, Meat Capippis, meat, or meat accessories.

E: I suddenly remembered I asked him for more Meat Kirsche products and now I feel like a bit of a hypocrite.
 

thhrang

Punished Autism Extraordinaire
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Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
Yes, but I also don't want him anywhere near Meatkins, Meat Capippis, meat, or meat accessories.
In order to gain the favor of His Beloved, he must embark upon an epic quest to overcome his cannabalistic desires and grill the Meat Capipis some beef Meatkin hamburgers.
 

geesecode

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Joined:  Mar 2, 2025

thhrang

Punished Autism Extraordinaire
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Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
They can all make meat noises together, though!
By the end of it, they'll all be Meatposting with him. Truly the real journey will be the friends he meats along the way.
 

Hff201

Pippa Fan, Failed Normalfriend
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
Good old trusty latekin.

 

Planetary Bombardment

It's the only way to be sure.
Joined:  Jan 7, 2023
"Sometimes I forget, that there's like normie anime fans. There's anime, and then there's anime."

Gatekeepkin Gatekeepa.
 

geesecode

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Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
"Sometimes I forget, that there's like normie anime fans. There's anime, and then there's anime."

Gatekeepkin Gatekeepa.
This distinction and sentiment also exists for video game fans. Perhaps there's one streaming at this very moment! (She isn't THAT bad... yet.)

Someone had to mention Tsukihime and have her shoot it down. Screw you, chatter. I didn't need her opinion on that.:annoyedpippa:
 

RedRage

Resident Pippa complainer
Joined:  Oct 8, 2022
Unrelated, has Pippa watched Frieren yet? :smugpipi:
 
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