"I want you to do a full body check-up on me! That's quite alright, I wanna have a naked relationship with you too! Off-limits? Anything off-limits? No, anything is fine!"AZKi
  • Offkai 2024 is underway. SCANDALS ABOUND.

    The Offkai moderator who lied about Pippa and Tenma's technical issues is a Pippa & Pikamee anti, and Marina simp.
    Highly-trained TVA Spec-Ops Agents have successfully infiltrated the con and reported that volunteers have formed a militia to fight Nazis. Unconfirmed reports indicate they have already suffered 39% casualties before engaging the enemy.
    I'm willing to pay 25$ or a custom title for anyone on the forum for an interesting thumbnail for an Offkai-centered stream on Wednesday. Also open to call-ins from anyone who attended and could give 'ground reporting'.
    There are now unconfirmed reports of cosplaying capippalists arranging gay orgies. WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS CON.

    ☘☘☘Hi Jim! Ireland is a lovely place when they're not electing gay indians!☘☘☘
    WATCH THIS SPACE.

PIPPAPOSTING V2

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Salado

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This is probably the third or fourth time I've had to cite this.


e: Wait a minute, the first time I posted this was replying to you already!

I'm in your walls.
 

DogBone

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The scariest thing about this game isn't the ghosts, it's Pippa attempting to read English!!!
 

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Hey, one of the seventeen of us that actually listened to Echoes, along with me and Andrew Lloyd Webber.
 

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Wonderful, more puke talk. Right as I finished making my dinner... thanks, Pippa...
 

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Salado

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Wemi even said she puked on Twitter, Pippa...
 

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i was big into pink floyd in my youth, and then i grew up and realized it was lesbian music.

Yet another point to my assumption that everyone on this forum is a woman, as I am somehow now a lesbian.
 

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Pippa as a doctor sounds almost as horrifying as her being a judge, which she also wanted to be before.
 

Realticule

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I'd allow Pippa to be my doctor. :smugpipi:
 

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Pippa as a doctor sounds almost as horrifying as her being a judge, which she also wanted to be before.
She just wants to have the power of life and death in her hands.
 

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"[College] is just brainwashing and getting a degree doesn't mean job security." - Pipkin Pippa 2024

Pippa once again showing she's actually above average intelligence.
 

Pippenis Inspector

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Pippa as a doctor sounds almost as horrifying as her being a judge, which she also wanted to be before.
I'd let Pippa operate on me even if I would inevitably die after the mold spores began harvesting my organs for nutrients.
 

Realticule

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"[College] is just brainwashing and getting a degree doesn't mean job security." - Pipkin Pippa 2024

Pippa once again showing she's actually above average intelligence.
Told you all she is a very smart and good girl.
 

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Pippa once again showing she's actually above average intelligence.
But it's just funnier to poke fun and call her retarded.
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:smugpipi:
 

Salado

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Pippa as a doctor sounds almost as horrifying as her being a judge, which she also wanted to be before.
Real talk here for a second.

She would be a TERRIBLE doctor, but not because her retardation, but because she would care too much. Sadly you need to be a butcher to do the job well, the patient is just a lump of meat you need to fix before the next in line gets their turn. There's no such thing as medical "care", but medical efficiency.

t. Family of Doctors.

Anyways, back to shitposting.
 

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I can't help but notice that @Hff201 is MIA. I can't believe he died as he lived, eating kebabs. Very sad.
 

Sven

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Ghost is introduced by Kool-Aid manning through the wall

Is shocked when he busts through the thin wall you just hid behind

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Has shoved 5 of these carts aside, reaction to the sixth "OH I CAN MOVE IT"
 

Realticule

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Those Pippa sounds are pure beauty.

I can't help but notice that @Hff201 is MIA. I can't believe he died as he lived, eating kebabs. Very sad.
His kebab eating loisence expired and he died of starvation.
 
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