Pippakistan's Psych Ward

[Realticule]

Its over Reticule, Gator sends his regards

Spoiler

Why must you post inferior rabbits?

 

[Dispirited Helmet]

I think the issue is Pippa will seemingly let people do shitty things and defend them when it's basically directed to her. She has a different standard when it's her compared to others in the company. Like someone can shit on Pippa and she'll make an excuse and be defensive about that person if they've been nice to her, but when it's her company she's less defensive when it comes to that person.

She still thinks she has a cross to bare and if she's the only one dealing with it then thats fine. Its really not and it along with her self worth issues combine into a nasty combo

The problem is that Pippa is groomable, and not in the haha-funny-internet way. She's very lucky that some shithead hasn't managed to warp her into some mousey mess of a human or an insane mama bear, she's already had several close calls as it is. Hopefully Papa-kin keeps a loaded shotgun around and isn't afraid to use it to scare off the assholes, I swear abusive men have a sixth sense for women like Pippa.

 

[Hff201]

...At what point do I just quit my job entirely in case Pippa starts streaming at a time I think is safe?

 

[Salado]

...At what point do I just quit my job entirely in case Pippa starts streaming at a time I think is safe?

Just quit bro.

 

[Postal rrat]

Not even a good rrat, the guys british. Zax isn't british.

Some people are born british others degenerate into it

 

[thhrang]

...At what point do I just quit my job entirely in case Pippa starts streaming at a time I think is safe?

This is literally you.

Average Day of a Pippa Thread Poster:

> Wake Up
> Shit
> Check TVA Pippa Thread while dumping ass
> See the remains of the thread after you turned in for the night
> Thrangg and Reticule kissing but nothing too out of the ordinary
> Check Twitter to see if Pippa has posted
> She retweeted some foot porn of herself before going to bed
> *clicks tongue* nice.jpg
> Posts on TVA "Ugh, looks like she retweeted more porn"
> Save to your utterly glowing phone
> Get out of bed
> Time for work!
> Wouldn't normally be a wagie, but need to keep your pippa membership running
> Can't be mistaken for a filthy grey
> Lunch break
> Pull up twitter
> BIG NEWS
> Pippa is getting groomed again by big titty asian build a bear scammers
> Laugh as you begin to archive everything for the Pippa Thread
> You all work together to collect enough info to get Pippa to unfollow the scammer accounts
> Successful Big Brother Experience Sidequest Accomplished!
> You didn't realize you've been shitposting for 4 hours
> Boss is Furious
> Fifth time this week
> You're fired
> Whatever, you have enough in savings to stay a member for the rest of the year at least.
> Get home
> Pippa is streaming in ten minutes!
> Brew up a cup of your Phase Connect Pippa Coffee
> Five minutes!
> Put on your favorite pair of Pippa Programmer socks
> 8:59!
> You wait...
> 9:00:01
> LATE SHE'S LATE SHE HATES YOU HOW COULD SHE DO THIS WHY IS SHE WITH REZZZUL OR UWU AGAIN HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN THE VOICES ARE COMMING YOU NEED HER PLEASE PIPPA NOOOOOOOOOOO
> PIPIPIPIPIPIPIPI!!
> She's here!
> You quickly send a blue Argentinean superchat telling her it's your birthday
> She sings happy birthday just for you
> 6th time this week
> What a great stream
> You get back into bed and prepare to create your nightly tulpa of Pipkin Pippa
>Goodnight The Virtual Asylum's Pippaposting thread

 

[Hff201]

This is literally you.

This isn't me.

I drink tea rather than coffee.

 

[thhrang]

This isn't me.

I drink tea rather than coffee.

Have you participated in your country's ongoing race war yet?

 

[Hff201]

Have you participated in your country's ongoing race war yet?

What do you mean? It's not a race war, it's just some very peaceful people being attacked by the far right

 

[Rinfriend]

This is literally you.

“> Thrangg and Reticule kissing but nothing too out of the ordinary”

So this part is legitimate too or what?

 

[thhrang]

What do you mean? It's not a race war, it's just some very peaceful people being attacked by the far right

How do you feel about the ultra Nazi far-right British and Irish Nationalists ceasing their brother war to unify against the religion of peace? Absolutely shameful, I hope the government locks up all of these right-wing terrorist extremists. How dare they.

 

[Hff201]

How do you feel about the ultra Nazi far-right British and Irish Nationalists ceasing their brother war to unify against the religion of peace? Absolutely shameful, I hope the government locks up all of these right-wing terrorist extremists. How dare they.

I think it's awful; if a peaceful individual wants to leave unattended baggage on the train he should be allowed to.

 

[Punished Anime Discusser]

I think it's awful; if a peaceful individual wants to leave unattended baggage on the train he should be allowed to.

Glory to Shoko Asaha-wait no wrong country.

 

[Bronze]

 

[RestlessRain]

Only the most biting and incisive social commentary here.

 

[Realticule]

“> Thrangg and Reticule kissing but nothing too out of the ordinary”

So this part is legitimate too or what?
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I'm happy you like me more so you give me top billing, but grammatically it should be "The Janny and the Jew".

 

[TheBeastIWorship]

I hope her cognitive dissonance is gone soon and she realizes there are already plenty of hypocritical assholes and cynical impostors for her villainous amusement in this industry.

 

[RedRage]

 

[Furious George]

Will Pippa finally give her endorsement to DJT now that her boy has given his support?

 

[Postal rrat]

Chinchilla will be playing What Remains of Edith Finch tonight, absentees will die in a horrific canning accident. Chinchilla love.

Edit: I'm in the wrong thread oh well if metokour is on topic so is this