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Stunned But Dumb

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pippa, lumi and dizzy hopefully one day with me (3 different trips)

I feel like the only way Lumi would go on a trip with you is to ensure you don't return. Actually, maybe Dizzy too.... Pippa's nice though
 

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Imagine being a teenager who learns by accident about this insane person who made an idiot out of themselves for many, many years and went to prison for raping their own mother, and then finds out that this insane person is their father. I'd fucking kill myself out of embarassment and I mean it. I wouldn't even need a rope or anything like that, the sheer power of cringe would give me a power to voluntarily stop my heart right there and then.
 
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Stunned But Dumb

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Imagine being a teenager who learns by accident about this insane person who made an idiot out of themselves for many, many years and went to prison for raping their own mother, and then finds out that this insane person is your father. I'd fucking kill myself out of embarassment and I mean it. I wouldn't even need a rope or anything like that, the sheer power of cringe would give me a power to voluntarily stop my heart right there and then.

People often talk about the kids of onlyfans and porn stars getting bullied but Chris' kid is going to have bullies using their neurolink brain implants to beam the entirety of the CWCki directly into his brain. Other kids are going to be screaming "JULAAAAAY" at him down the hall. He wouldn't even be able to buy a fanta at the school vending machine without being harassed. The only option would be homeschooling, which would just... well wouldn't that be great...

It's never been more over
 

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People often talk about the kids of onlyfans and porn stars getting bullied but Chris' kid is going to have bullies using their neurolink brain implants to beam the entirety of the CWCki directly into his brain. Other kids are going to be screaming "JULAAAAAY" at him down the hall. He wouldn't even be able to buy a fanta at the school vending machine without being harassed. The only option would be homeschooling, which would just... well wouldn't that be great...

It's never been more over
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I feel like the only way Lumi would go on a trip with you is to ensure you don't return. Actually, maybe Dizzy too.... Pippa's nice though
If i get 1 day with lumi i'd gladly drop vtubing forever. I just have to have know if my suspicions are correct. Dizzy would feel like a job interview, and pippa would end up being the two of us sitting silently for 2 hours at a coffee place checking our phones.

i had a fun zma dream where there i walked into a phase off collab stream and people were playing the drawing game telestrations and the girls were trying to goad me into playing (shiina especially) . i kept wondering "do they know i am? they dont know, how would they know?" and tva was complaining the other male voice on stream.
it was terrible.
 

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thhrang

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@Realticule Will you be buying your beloved some new teeth from The Tooth Booth?
 

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@Realticule Will you be buying your beloved some new teeth from The Tooth Booth?

They've also just launched a merch store:

They mainly sell hats and sweatshirts. I thought this shirt was pretty cool.
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Only one hat, though. Guess the owner doesn't want to intrude on Metokur's territory.
 

Hff201

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Chris's kid will be posting in this thread in about twenty years' time, and they'll fit right in.
 

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thhrang

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Chris's kid will be posting in this thread in about twenty years' time, and they'll fit right in.
I was going to object to this, but honestly, if we're all actually still here in twenty years' time, maybe you're right.
 

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RedRage

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Thank you @RestlessRain you did exactly what I hoped you would when I saw it :pomuLove:
 

Hff201

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We used to put effort into our timeloops, just reusing the same posts doesn't hit the same :pippasadl:
 

RedRage

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I understand your gimmick now. You're a newfag and so you only have the same repeat five PippaFacts™ to espouse.

This bot is defective, can we get a new one?
Do you really want an acurate Pippa facts bot? With such fun facts as
Pippa used to make cup fountains out of old cups filled wish Shasta cola and would keep them in her room until the water and syrup separated?
 

thhrang

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Do you really want an acurate Pippa facts bot? With such fun facts as
Pippa used to make cup fountains out of old cups filled wish Shasta cola and would keep them in her room until the water and syrup separated?
I would take literally anything over the defective one repeating Good Pedophilia for the thousandth time.
 
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