Imagine being a teenager who learns by accident about this insane person who made an idiot out of themselves for many, many years and went to prison for raping their own mother, and then finds out that this insane person is your father. I'd fucking kill myself out of embarassment and I mean it. I wouldn't even need a rope or anything like that, the sheer power of cringe would give me a power to voluntarily stop my heart right there and then.