Pippakistan's Psych Ward v3: Walmart Night-Stocker's Break Room

[Realticule]

My Jew levels comment is that they aren't chasing the true long term profit, but short term, short sighted, gains.

Then clearly it's not Jewish, the Jews are good at making money, not strip mining.

It's the same problem cape shit ran into of escalating foes: save the granny from a mugger -> save the city from a mobster -> save the state from terrorist -> save the country from a war -> save the world from a global war -> save the solar system from the aliens -> etc.

This is just an issue with things in general. WoW had the same problem, as soon as you escalate to a point of doomsday threats you can't just go back to mundane topics. We see it in politics as well, there's no more debate about a difference in 1% tax policy, rather everyone is Hitler or Stalin and the reason is that it's an incredibly effective method of poisoning goy minds who don't wish to educate themselves beyond blaming an outside entity. Social media in many ways did for discourse as to what the nuke did to war, except that in the former it's not noticeable how bad the radiation melts your brain.

You can't do that in fast food, you can't keep inventing new stakes to get invested in. McDonalds in particular has been chasing their initial high with their early successes in tapping into Rick and Morty Redditors and BTS fags. Or to a lesser extent trying to chase Popeyes in the chicken sandwich wars.

You can, you just need to actually do something new. McDonalds has been a first mover since it came up with the Speedy System, and the Rick and Morty thing is nothing new. Remember, the happy meal was a way to get toys into what's otherwise a food industry, it's an outside factor injected into an industry that doesn't normally have it. It goes back to the founding of McDonalds as a massive brand, it wasn't called McDonalds, it was called Franchise Realty Corp because the franchise was failing and it was by investing in the land and not the burger that made Ray Croc a billionaire.

The internal comp had stagnated in recent years between the larger fast food brands until recently when we've seen an uptick due to the downturn of the economy. Wendy's somewhat ironically started the return to form that was present from at least the 90s through the 2000s, of offering cheap meal deals or coupons. They, for some reason, are chasing the millennial and zoomer dollar with a collab with Spongebob, even though they've forced McDonalds into offering their own $5 meal deal and other brands are having to take notice too, as their market capture was increasing. This is a fools errand.

Stagnation is a factor of lack of innovation, nothing more.

 

[DelusionTree]

[Rapetank News]​

■ Burt the literal NlGGERFAGGIT [backstory] has revealed he uses herbal supplements to treat his schizophrenia in lieu of medication. He is obviously losing grasp on reality, and the AI computer "talking" to him (chat TTS gaslight) accelerated his mental decay. This might end up on the actual news.

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■ Official site
■ Pirate Paywalled cams (shhhh)

Okay now I fucking think Burt is a long con against the audience.
That's going just a little too far. Herbs don't just stop schizophrenia symptoms.

 

[Helkar]

Okay now I fucking think Burt is a long con against the audience.

How difficult would it be to keep this sort of act, consistently, with 24/7 live audience?
I don't think he is a plant.

 

[Topo Chico]

This is just an issue with things in general.

Except this is not a thing but a publicly traded corporation that must push for profit year over year or else they fail their fiduciary responsibility to their shareholders. Thanks Jews.

you just need to actually do something new.

Ya that's essentially the thesis of my argument. But they are obviously constrained by that being a public corporation. They are strip mining the IP of McDicks or whatever corp, because they must chase profit above all else. If that's the natural end state of any public traded corp is anther discussion. Their choice to chase collabs as opposed to other ventures is my argument.

Stagnation is a factor of lack of innovation

Already covered by implication.

No jewish tricks plz. My post is a lament over my joy of American extravagance via gastronomy and hampered by, in (small(er)) part, by jews.

 

[DTrp]

I fucking think Burt is a long con against the audience.

The greatest method actor in the world couldn't recreate this live

Herbs don't just stop schizophrenia symptoms

You're right, they don't. Nigga's been on the verge of rape and possibly murder for days. He's fallen in love with 2 male non gay fish so far.

 

[Helkar]

This is just an issue with things in general. WoW had the same problem, as soon as you escalate to a point of doomsday threats you can't just go back to mundane topics.

Escalation in fiction can and should be managed and curated.
What fucks with it in a lot of franchises these days is that the corporations aren't allowing those stories to fucking end, creating an infinite loop of continuous escalation that, eventually, is bound to become absurd.

 

[Realticule]

Except this is not a thing but a publicly traded corporation that must push for profit year over year or else they fail their fiduciary responsibility to their shareholders. Thanks Jews.

Fiduciary duty is a literally meaningless term as proved by DEI and claims nothing more than the vote of the goy steers the ship.

Ya that's essentially the thesis of my argument. But they are obviously constrained by that being a public corporation. They are strip mining the IP of McDicks or whatever corp, because they must chase profit above all else. If that's the natural end state of any public traded corp is anther discussion. Their choice to chase collabs as opposed to other ventures is my argument.

Great, then it's a company controlled by the public, however, unfortunately the public is retarded.

Goys gonna goy.

 

[Topo Chico]

as proved by DEI

We can thank your kind again. Another problem unironically created by Jews and Catholics.

Goys gonna goy.

Wherever there is a goy oopsie-ing there is a jew that set the playing board. Unlucky.

my business autism is over. the wendy's sandwitch is gay because it is nothing special, but it's still good because the patties are square, and that tells us there aren't any corners cut!!

 

[Helkar]

I feel compelled to bring up Babylon 5, where the lead writer had a clear 5-season plan, with beginning, middle and end written out before the filming ever started, and despite an immense amount of real-world fuckery interfering with the show's production, its story has managed to gradually escalate to a doomsday-threat, then calm down to smaller issues and somehow retain the quality(well, mostly, one of the main S5 plot-threads was dogshit, but that's because of aforementioned production fuckery).

 

[Realticule]

Wherever there is a goy oopsie-ing there is a jew that set the playing board. Unlucky.

Yawhaw forbid you set the board up for a demo so that you may play before you pay.

 

[DTrp]

I feel compelled to bring up Babylon 5, where the lead writer had a clear 5-season plan, with beginning, middle and end written out before the filming ever started, and despite an immense amount of real-world fuckery interfering with the show's production, its story has managed to gradually escalate to a doomsday-threat, then calm down to smaller issues and somehow retain the quality(well, mostly, one of the main S5 plot-threads was dogshit, but that's because of aforementioned production fuckery).

Babylon 5 is the shit

E: would a babylon 5 watchalong be too drawn out to be feasible?

 

[Topo Chico]

I feel compelled to bring up Babylon 5, where the lead writer had a clear 5-season plan, with beginning, middle and end written out before the filming ever started, and despite an immense amount of real-world fuckery interfering with the show's production, its story has managed to gradually escalate to a doomsday-threat, then calm down to smaller issues and somehow retain the quality(well, mostly, one of the main S5 plot-threads was dogshit, but that's because of aforementioned production fuckery).

Ya, that's pretty good writing my neezy.

 

[Realticule]

I feel compelled to bring up Babylon 5, where the lead writer had a clear 5-season plan, with beginning, middle and end written out before the filming ever started, and despite an immense amount of real-world fuckery interfering with the show's production, its story has managed to gradually escalate to a doomsday-threat, then calm down to smaller issues and somehow retain the quality(well, mostly, one of the main S5 plot-threads was dogshit, but that's because of aforementioned production fuckery).

I have a vague recollection of the show from when I was a kid, I remember there was an episode in which they treated an alien child with surgery and it ended with the idea that it was an affront to the species. It was a good show if I remember that discussion so well.

 

[Helkar]

E: would a babylon 5 watchalong be too drawn out to be feasible?

...Probably? It would have to be a longterm project eclipsing all other topics.
I'd be down for it, but yeah, idk how popular it'd be with regular attendees.

 

[Helkar]

Babylon 5 is the shit

It really is. Still my favorite tv-show of all time, and i still get choked up whenever i stumble on clips of its finishing 5 minutes on yt.
It's a shame that the lead writer in question got terminal liberalism in the last 20 years.

Ironically, the show i got my pfp from somehow stumbled its way into being great without its writers having any idea how to write good world-building or consistent long-form storytelling.

e: didn't notice i doubleposted, sorry

 

[Stunned But Dumb]

I'd be down for it, but yeah, idk how popular it'd be with regular attendees.

Good

However, even if she were to watch 3 episodes a week we'd be watching for over half a year if she were to be perfectly consistent. Not sure if anyone wants something going on that long. Katawa Shojou arc was a bit long too.

Also while looking up how many episodes there are, I learned WB is working on a reboot???

 

[DTrp]

...Probably? It would have to be a longterm project eclipsing all other topics.
I'd be down for it, but yeah, idk how popular it'd be with regular attendees.

I'll look into the runtime and see how feasible it'd be. I probably won't want to do it until after fishtank though.

 

[Helkar]

However, even if she were to watch 3 episodes a week we'd be watching for over half a year if she were to be perfectly consistent.

I think @DTrp means the "i miss pippa" watchalongs he's been running for a while. I highly doubt we'd ever convince Pippa to watch a 90s sci-fi show.

 

[thhrang]

Good

However, even if she were to watch 3 episodes a week we'd be watching for over half a year if she were to be perfectly consistent. Not sure if anyone wants something going on that long. Katawa Shojou arc was a bit long too.

Also while looking up how many episodes there are, I learned WB is working on a reboot???

I think @DTrp means the "i miss pippa" watchalongs he's been running for a while. I highly doubt we'd ever convince Pippa to watch a 90s sci-fi show.

You just ruined it. We almost had an entire page of this thread that didn't mention the word Pippa even once. SHAMEFUL.

 

[DTrp]

Good

However, even if she were to watch 3 episodes a week we'd be watching for over half a year if she were to be perfectly consistent. Not sure if anyone wants something going on that long. Katawa Shojou arc was a bit long too.

Also while looking up how many episodes there are, I learned WB is working on a reboot???

An official pippa watchalong would be cool, but i meant the imisspippa cytube