Pippakistan's Psych Ward v3: Walmart Night-Stocker's Break Room

[Realticule]

no, you misspelled pottery, because you're being a filthy phone poster aren't you?

I'd never phone post, and if you ever watch Sneeder Leader he says pottery when talking about poetry, so it's only right to say poetry when talking about pottery. This is why Pippa didn't bother to explain her high level tickets joke.

 

[Hff201]

Again, we should all make several Spotify alt accounts and leave Pippa the Ripper playing on-loop forever. Infinite money generation.

I think they actually have systems in place to tell if people are gaming the system like that.

Which means the correct thing to do is make accounts on all of the different music streaming services and alternate between each of them so it looks less suspicious, while accidentally getting her into the charts in the process.

Pippa. Don't go and buy another pre-built computer, buy a new laptop cord and stream with that for a little while. Use those streams to make content out of building a PC. Have a few streams where chat helps you pick parts and you react to part reviews, and so on. There are free websites that let you compare pricing on parts and check their compatibility. There are people in chat and Discord and certain shady forums who are willing to help via donation, advice, and often both, to make sure you can get what you need, and people will be more invested in the streams because it will be a computer that the community is helping build for you. When the parts are all picked out and have arrived, ask someone (Sleepy is already potentially willing to help, apparently) to help you build it in an offcollab. If you ask, the community is ready to be there for you in your time of need. No one wants you to be hurting over scummy companies ruining streams for their pound of flesh.

I do not think crowdsourcing tech support from her community would end well.


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You just know she would miss all the genuine PC building advice in chat, while paying attention to the one guy telling her to put the graphics card in the microwave.

 

[RestlessRain]

Have a few streams where chat helps you pick parts

But chat is retarded. Having someone like Sleepy help build a PC is far better.

 

[I Wanna Die]

If Cover came out with a Watame PC case we might be able to convince her to do it...

She'd just pay someone else to build it, and probably get scammed in the process.

 

[Realticule]

But chat is retarded. Having someone like Sleepy help build a PC is far better.

I appoint Sleepy as my official avatar and champion for this task, for I trust her with this.

 

[Dispirited Helmet]

But chat is retarded. Having someone like Sleepy help build a PC is far better.

Chat would help with superchats much more than with actual advice, methinks

I appoint Sleepy as my official avatar and champion for this task, for I trust her with this.

Can you NOT try to possess Sleepy as your "avatar," please? I actually kind of like Sleepy, it'd suck if an ancient jewish evil such as yourself possessed her

 

[Al-Sandulishun]

Pippa. Don't go and buy another pre-built computer, buy a new laptop cord and stream with that for a little while. Use those streams to make content out of building a PC. Have a few streams where chat helps you pick parts and you react to part reviews, and so on. There are free websites that let you compare pricing on parts and check their compatibility. There are people in chat and Discord and certain shady forums who are willing to help via donation, advice, and often both, to make sure you can get what you need, and people will be more invested in the streams because it will be a computer that the community is helping build for you. When the parts are all picked out and have arrived, ask someone (Sleepy is already potentially willing to help, apparently) to help you build it in an offcollab. If you ask, the community is ready to be there for you in your time of need. No one wants you to be hurting over scummy companies ruining streams for their pound of flesh.

Seriously. I will help buy you an actually decent computer, rabbit.

Chat will make her buy the latest 14th gen Intel CPU's just because "it's funny".

 

[thhrang]

I do not think crowdsourcing tech support from her community would end well.

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You just know she would miss all the genuine PC building advice in chat, while paying attention to the one guy telling her to put the graphics card in the microwave.

You know what, this chain has convinced me you're probably right. Chat would be full of armchair experts saying contradicting shit, real good advice is lost in the shuffle as she ping-pongs between shit, and by the end she'd end up with an abomination unto God. She has a company with managers and technologically-inclined friends, she should just ask them for advice.

 

[Dispirited Helmet]

Chat will make her buy the latest 14th gen Intel CPU's just because "it's funny".

Intel CPUs in 2024? Maybe letting chat pick would be a bad idea

EDIT: we need like ten more reacts I cannot respond to anything with sadness only combative horror and disagreement

 

[Eat em and breed em]

You just know she would miss all the genuine PC building advice in chat, while paying attention to the one guy telling her to put the graphics card in the microwave.

Reminded me of this

 

[Al-Sandulishun]

Intel CPUs in 2024? Maybe letting chat pick would be a bad idea

EDIT: we need like ten more reacts I cannot respond to anything with sadness only combative horror and disagreement

Her retarded 20 years late trend follower chat would absolutely convince her that Intel is le heckin best CPU manufacturer out there.

 

[DTrp]

Reminded me of this

that's not what would happen. lightbulbs are pretty cool though

 

[Realticule]

Can you NOT try to possess Sleepy as your "avatar," please? I actually kind of like Sleepy, it'd suck if an ancient jewish evil such as yourself possessed her

I just wish to fill her with zeal so she may be a zealot and properly please the meat Pippa.

 

[Dispirited Helmet]

I just wish to fill her with zeal so she may be a zealot and properly please the meat Pippa.

Sleepy, moments after Reticule "fills her with zeal"

 

[RedRage]

>I oversleep
>Pippa's PC dies so I don't miss the stream
We called this when she bought the overpriced thing last year, and the whole "building takes time" this is cope. If you're not gonna look into finding a not shit pre-built you need to either do it yourself or pay someone who knows what they are doing. A streamer's PC is their lifeblood, you don't skimp out money or time on the one thing you need to do your job. Also leaving it running for a year straight probably did not help.

 

[Superduper Samurai]

What remotely relevant part of a prebuilt is proprietary? the fan connectors? This guy is a retard that will buy prebuilts for his entire miserable life.

Most prebuilts from the various modern gaming PC companies arent proprietary but Dell workstations have some bits like the PSU and sometimes even the motherboard that are, a quick google search indicates that some modern Alienwares (Aurora R16 https://www.wepc.com/news/the-new-a...d-but-you-still-cant-upgrade-the-motherboard/) still seemingly are proprietary too

 

[Al-Sandulishun]

Did she buy her Alienware prebuilt last year?

 

[RedRage]

Did she buy her Alienware prebuilt last year?

A bit before the move, so pretty much this time last year.

 

[Jacks Wasted Life]

Buy's an alienware. Dies in less than a year. It's made of shitty, cheap, Dell components. Doesn't have a backup as a pro streamer.

I love Pippa but she's so retarded sometimes.


Hope the burger tasted good at least.

 

[DTrp]

Did she buy her Alienware prebuilt last year?

13 months ago
(1yr warranty )