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Topo Chico

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Oh I know very well Alienware sucks ass, but as Thranng above me pointed out, this isn't the first time she's bought a new pc after busting her old one. iirc, one time she broke her pc and just bought a new prebuilt from walmart or something almost immediately after in time for stream.
Ya her last one was an Origin PC, I think, and they also are known to be shitty. The alienware at walmart was this one no? Her having pets and being dirty doesn't help at all tho.
 

JMForte

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I've literally had the same shitbox computer for eight fucking years of daily use and meanwhile it feels like once per year for the last four she's had to buy a brand new one because something inside it fucking explodes, and around the same goddamn October/November timeframe too. What the fuck is she doing to these things?
Pets + Never Turning It Off + Never Cleaning + Living In Filth + In Poor Position. What else am I missing?
 

Realticule

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I'd pay to be Pippa's live in tech gimp, working on computers is fun.
 

thhrang

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Eat em and breed em

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At this point I feel like a caveman would be more technologically adept than she is.
:smugpipi:

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Ok now I kinda feel bad for making that joke.

Yea..hope she can work something out but she's definitely going to stress over this all night if it nothing does
 

lvl8

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At least she still have that crabby patty.
 

DTrp

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Realticule

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At least she still have that crabby patty.
I hope it tastes good and soothes her soul, but it's probably just generic Wendy's trash. :pippasadl:
 

Hff201

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I would not be surprised if these prebuilds failing a month after the warranty's up is a common trend. It just feels too convenient for a company whose business model likely revolves around palming the components nobody was buying off onto people who don't know better.

compucuck hands typed this post
*Lazy. Lazy hands typed this post.
 

Realticule

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compucuck hands typed this post
Oh god, imagine paying someone to build your rig. The Br*tish keep finding new lows.
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PipkinPipparoni

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pippa should just take the hit and invest in a starforge pc. since they seem to do well despite being prebuilt plus i am pretty sure asmon has one and if it can survive in his mess then pippa should have no issue..i think..
 

DTrp

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Hff201

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Oh god, imagine paying someone to build your rig. The Br*tish keep finding new lows.
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Let's remember this post for when Pippa does the same thing in a day or two and you start gushing over what a good smart girl she is for making the wagies earn their keep, or some shit.
 

DTrp

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Let's remember this post for when Pippa does the same thing in a day or two and you start gushing over what a good smart girl she is for making the wagies earn their keep, or some shit.
pippa (hopefully) doesn't have testicles.
 

Furious George

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I never know whether to laugh or mati whenever a streamer has a meltdown or cancels stream over tech issues. There is no reason for a successful streamer not to have backup equipment ready to go if there is a failure.

Why woman? WHY? :Juna-WHY:
 

Realticule

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Let's remember this post for when Pippa does the same thing in a day or two and you start gushing over what a good smart girl she is for making the wagies earn their keep, or some shit.
Sir, she's a female. Do you also call over a man to open jars for you?
 

thhrang

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DTrp

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I never know whether to laugh or mati whenever a streamer has a meltdown or cancels stream over tech issues. There is no reason for a successful streamer not to have backup equipment ready to go if there is a failure.

Why woman? WHY? :Juna-WHY:
in her defense, the laptop is her backup but she can't find the power cable for it. she tried.
 

Realticule

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DogBone

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At least she still have that crabby patty.
If Pippa eats a crabby patty for the kahntent but no one is around to watch, did she really eat it?
 
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