Pippakistan's Psych Ward v3: Walmart Night-Stocker's Break Room

[agility_]

I would start with similar first, then work from there. Like anchovies are a pizza topping, so the next phase would be to switch them for sardines. Then, try salmon and go from there.
Tuna is surprisingly too bland an ingredient on its own. You're looking for oily rich fatty fish to contrast the mozzarela and tomatoes.
This is how I found out that lemon minced beef over a bed of cheese and onions was a feasible pizza which is both delicious and filling.

 

[Furious George]

I would start with similar first, then work from there. Like anchovies are a pizza topping, so the next phase would be to switch them for sardines. Then, try salmon and go from there.
Tuna is surprisingly too bland an ingredient on its own. You're looking for oily rich fatty fish to contrast the mozzarela and tomatoes.
This is how I found out that lemon minced beef over a bed of cheese and onions was a feasible pizza which is both delicious and filling.

People forget that its not just the ingredients that make a good pizza, its also how they are cooked.

A proper oven is essential for ensuring a crispy base with just a hint of wood smoke in the flavouring. Units like these made thousands of pizzas over the years, not as many as some people speculate but it was still quite a lot.

 

[Hff201]

Are you guys planning to cook Reticule?

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

Are you guys planning to cook Reticule?

A fitting end for the meat maestro

 

[RedRage]

Pippakistan's Psych Ward v3: Papa John's test kitchen​

 

[thhrang]

Pippakistan's Psych Ward v3: Papa John's test kitchen​

Papa Johns are the best delivery pizza. I love their stuffed crust pizza.

 

[RedRage]

Papa Johns are the best delivery pizza. I love their stuffed crust pizza.

I can't eat them anymore after working at one, the place was fucking gross in back and used week+ old stuff regularly enough to assume it's a standard.

 

[thhrang]

I can't eat them anymore after working at one, the place was fucking gross in back and used week+ old stuff regularly enough to assume it's a standard.

Why would you tell me this and ruin it for me?

 

[RedRage]

Why would you tell me this and ruin it for me?

Because if I can't have nice things no one can

 

[Helkar]

Why would you tell me this and ruin it for me?

It's just his personal experience, surely the things you eat are totally different

 

[RestlessRain]

Clara's also a retard because anyone with in-depth knowledge of history and different cultures knows that humans ARE self-centered pieces of shit who step on others to get ahead by nature. Fun example: if you look at what's left of the Maya civilization during the Classical Era-which grew and fell completely independent of Western culture and influence-there were a bunch of asshole nobles who started wars with each other, competed over resources, and killed poor people and th whhen eir political enemies for ritualistic gain. In fact, there hasn't been a large group of people anytime or place in the entire world who didn't invent a way to create status and hold power over one another.

And Clara's ilk always seem to take that knowledge as a kind of excuse, a way to say "well everyone else does it so I'm going to do it." Which is obviously retarded. Just because it's in a dog's nature to eat shit, doesn't mean every dog will do it in every circumstance, and doesn't mean you WANT your dog to eat shit. But it DOES mean that if you leave ten random dogs in a room alone with each other for long enough, there's going to be shit getting eaten, and you need to be prepared for that eventuality. You can't form a magic world-view out of fairies and pixie-dust based purely on the idea that dogs enjoy fine dining above all else.

Ooh, look at Mr. Edge here. If humans are all uniformly such selfish pieces of shit, why do firefighters exist? There are jobs that pay better, don't require training and don't require you to risk your life on a daily basis. Why would anyone risk their lives for strangers, in fact? There are numerous stories about this occurring, what doctrine of self-interest manages to explain this when it is obviously better for people to instead not risk their life and use that time for themselves instead?

Why did Britain work so hard to eradicate slavery from the world, when not only was there nothing in it for them, it actually cost them quite a lot of money and quite a lot of lives to do so? Why do we develop charity programs such as food banks, homeless shelters and help lines so that people that need help can actually get it, and why do people donate money to these charities, often anonymously and without requiring tax incentives to do so?

Acting like there is not a single interaction or event throughout human history that can't be explained through altruism is edgy emo bullshit that has no basis in reality.

 

[Topo Chico]

the best delivery pizza.

Their value proposition isn't nearly as good as some of the other major chains. I do like their sauce, but they also seem to consistently underbake their pies in my experience. Go try a peperoni magnifico and get it well done from Marco's. If you like the Papa's slightly sweeter sauce then it might not be for you, but still the value is killer.

 

[Rinfriend]

humans ARE self-centered pieces of shit who step on others to get ahead by nature

The majority of Humans aren’t inherently evil actually

 

[RedRage]

they also seem to consistently underbake their pies

It's cause the dough is old, if you bake them as long as you're meant to the older pre-prepped ones turn into slabs of rock so we always cooked them for a few mins less than recommended by the manager's instruction.

 

[Thomas Talus]

Ooh, look at Mr. Edge here. If humans are all uniformly such selfish pieces of shit, why do firefighters exist? There are jobs that pay better, don't require training and don't require you to risk your life on a daily basis. Why would anyone risk their lives for strangers, in fact? There are numerous stories about this occurring, what doctrine of self-interest manages to explain this when it is obviously better for people to instead not risk their life and use that time for themselves instead?

Why did Britain work so hard to eradicate slavery from the world, when not only was there nothing in it for them, it actually cost them quite a lot of money and quite a lot of lives to do so? Why do we develop charity programs such as food banks, homeless shelters and help lines so that people that need help can actually get it, and why do people donate money to these charities, often anonymously and without requiring tax incentives to do so?

Acting like there is not a single interaction or event throughout human history that can't be explained through altruism is edgy emo bullshit that has no basis in reality.

I think you're arguing against a more absolute position than he actually took. People are capable of acting against their baser instincts, generally through religion or some other form of ideology (although I think the non-religious varieties are quicker to compromise themselves), but those instincts are always there, grinding away. Not all instinctive drives are about money, either, it can be about attention and prestige, feelings of self-satisfaction, etc. Dawkins types would argue that even sacrificing yourself for the sake of your family is born out of a desire to perpetuate your genetic line.

 

[RedRage]

Just gonna leave this here again as a ward against any "I didn't do the full 24 hours" brainworms preemptively

 

[Furious George]

Ooh, look at Mr. Edge here. If humans are all uniformly such selfish pieces of shit, why do firefighters exist? There are jobs that pay better, don't require training and don't require you to risk your life on a daily basis. Why would anyone risk their lives for strangers, in fact? There are numerous stories about this occurring, what doctrine of self-interest manages to explain this when it is obviously better for people to instead not risk their life and use that time for themselves instead?

Why did Britain work so hard to eradicate slavery from the world, when not only was there nothing in it for them, it actually cost them quite a lot of money and quite a lot of lives to do so? Why do we develop charity programs such as food banks, homeless shelters and help lines so that people that need help can actually get it, and why do people donate money to these charities, often anonymously and without requiring tax incentives to do so?

Acting like there is not a single interaction or event throughout human history that can't be explained through altruism is edgy emo bullshit that has no basis in reality.

People become firefighters to pull bitches. The high pay for sitting around on your arse doing nothing for most of the time also helps.

Also, Britain wanted to abolish slavery because they were making the machines & methods that were taking over from manual labour.

Basically, true altruism is very, very rare.

 

[Dispirited Helmet]

Ooh, look at Mr. Edge here. If humans are all uniformly such selfish pieces of shit, why do firefighters exist? There are jobs that pay better, don't require training and don't require you to risk your life on a daily basis. Why would anyone risk their lives for strangers, in fact? There are numerous stories about this occurring, what doctrine of self-interest manages to explain this when it is obviously better for people to instead not risk their life and use that time for themselves instead?

Why did Britain work so hard to eradicate slavery from the world, when not only was there nothing in it for them, it actually cost them quite a lot of money and quite a lot of lives to do so? Why do we develop charity programs such as food banks, homeless shelters and help lines so that people that need help can actually get it, and why do people donate money to these charities, often anonymously and without requiring tax incentives to do so?

Acting like there is not a single interaction or event throughout human history that can't be explained through altruism is edgy emo bullshit that has no basis in reality.

People don't always act according to instinct? I said that in my original post as well. Just because people tend to do something, doesn't mean we will every time, and it doesn't mean we can't be trained out of it (hence my use of the dog analogy in the first place). But it takes effort to do that. Not everyone wants to spend that effort. Some people do good for others when it's convenient, but when the going gets tough they give up on it. And in the grand scheme of things, truly altruistic acts become a rounding error, and self-interest always seems to win out.

Call it edgy if you want. But In my opinion, human nature is a thing that is inherently self-interested, leads to inherently terrible societies, and I feel that it's something a person has to work to overcome. I could get all biblical at this point, but this isn't the place for it and I'm unequivocally terrible at being a Christian. Much easier to call people funny no-no-words over the internet and admire cute anime girls: almost like one lifestyle comes naturally to me while the other doesn't.

The majority of Humans aren’t inherently evil actually

People aren't evil. They're just slightly more interested in their own problems than the problems of people they've never met. And that tendency, en masse, leads to some very terrible patterns. Patterns which crop up so frequently you could start to call it "human nature".

 

[Helkar]

Just gonna leave this here again as a ward against any "I didn't do the full 24 hours" brainworms preemptively

She will look at this and proceed to unironically say she fell off and her career's over.
https://playboard.co/en/youtube-ranking/most-superchatted-all-channels-in-worldwide-daily

 

[Nine9]

Watame is #10