"The doctor suspected stomach bacteria, to figure that out he needed me to shit in a cup. So I have to go to the hospital for a bunch of stuff, but also to drop off a cup of shit. I took a bunch of laxatives that day, I drank a coffee, I drank some aloe vera juice, I ate some spinach, had some orange juice, long story short, I shat my soul out later that day. The worst part was I had to scoop the mousse au chocolat into this fucking cup. It was so moussie, and chunky. The medicine I am taking, it seems to help. The first night was still rough, but this night, I feel great. I feel very gassy. Hopefully whatever it is the medicines are working well against that, and now we just hope and preygge (Pray) that when I call on Monday they didn't find anything else that's suspicious."Shylily

Pippakistan's Psych Ward v3: Fosterhome For Aloggers (And Walmart Night Stockers)

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The thing that blew me away was the boxy, light square cars they have over there are exactly as they appear in stuff like Katamari Damacy. Picture a cube having a baby with a vehicle.
 

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Who remembers the yam salesman?
 

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Pippa would do a week of Fatal Frame, and it'd just devolve into her leering at Japanese schoolgirls.
 

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Other franchises are trying to cram their political message into the game that no one cares about.
 

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The "we need to insert a little boy in our movie so the kids will connect with it and come watch" is peak disconnect. When I was a kid, I didn't know any kid that didn't dislike the little kid or sidekick. We wanted to self-insert ourselves into the badass adult who was kicking ass.

This should be obvious, but since "representation" is en vogue it needs emphasis.
 

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Imagine being Ubisoft. You make the greatest pirate game with naval combat that everyone loves. You make sailing the ocean fun. And you do literally almost nothing with it and end up having Sega be your successor when they make a silly tee hee spinoff game.
 

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"I think we should shut down the Western games industry." - Pipkin Pippa 2025

"I think Japanese games studios also shouldn't be allowed to pander to Westerners." - Pipkin Pippa 2025

DOWN WITH GLOBALISM! DEATH TO THE NEW WORLD ORDER!
 

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Remember.

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We don't use the word "fun".
 

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Pippa... Sea of thieves is really simple... I play it solo all the time
 

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The "we need to insert a little boy in our movie so the kids will connect with it and come watch" is peak disconnect. When I was a kid, I didn't know any kid that didn't dislike the little kid or sidekick. We wanted to self-insert ourselves into the badass adult who was kicking ass.

This should be obvious, but since "representation" is en vogue it needs emphasis.
The West is just so up its own ass it mistakes inserting an agenda as being complex or good media. Just look at the Picard show, they went from a creative sci-fi universe to literally forcing it into modern day to spell the message out as they couldn't figure out how to convey a message in abstract terms via the medium of sci-fi.
 

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Pippa... Sea of thieves is really simple... I play it solo all the time
you just gave her another mark in the "CON" column
 

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New yakuza game will either be absolute peak or absolute garbage and either way it feels very pippa core
 

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Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii is going to be an absolute masterpiece, Ubisoft could never
 

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Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii is going to be an absolute masterpiece, Ubisoft could never
If Ubisoft made the game it would be about a black trans womxn telling the enemy that "oh no, they just didn't".
 

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Japan is so professional and well mannered that the Yakuza used to, and still kind of does, have office buildings in Japan that they use openly.
 
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