Everyday i wake up and thank all of the pantheon for not being born in hell-USA. Remind that your constant state of paranoia is not the experience of the rest of the world.
I'm a Europoor. The US is heaven compared to the shit I have to endure over here. You can get thrown in jail for saying mean things on Twitter and due process is a prompt for hysterical laughter. If the US is hell, Europe outside of maybe some parts of the East is Satan's own house.