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I couldn't see this on my VPN, so to explain to everyone else who is here on VPN, Eimi coughed up blood and decided to turn it into a kpop-style fancam short:

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I couldn't see this on my VPN, so to explain to everyone else who is here on VPN, Eimi coughed up blood and decided to turn it into a kpop-style fancam short:

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What on earth was going on in Hina's head when she mistook that for a "cute birb."
 

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What on earth was going on in Hina's head when she mistook that for a "cute birb."
Well, out of all the photos people might randomly send me, a bird is infinitely more likely than blood they've coughed up into the sink. But I don't work at Phase Connect, I suppose.
 

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I couldn't see this on my VPN, so to explain to everyone else who is here on VPN, Eimi coughed up blood and decided to turn it into a kpop-style fancam short:

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If I take ember as the average of women retardation in their company this was just a bad cough eimi didn't bother to go to the doctor for like a month so it ended up like this.
I know the industry is basically a job for terminally ill bitches but it would be incredibly bad luck if she ends up with a tb like disease.
 

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It continues

Oh Lia one of the worst ways to try and promote your favorite game is saying that the faggots over at Kotaku liked it
 

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Just shows how out to lunch they are that they'd say it even. I'd assume they'd exclude the Oblivion Remaster, so the clear frontrunner is Expedition 33. Though its fucking May so calling anything GOTY is fucking retarded at this point.
 

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Just shows how out to lunch they are that they'd say it even. I'd assume they'd exclude the Oblivion Remaster, so the clear frontrunner is Expedition 33. Though its fucking May so calling anything GOTY is fucking retarded at this point.
Conversely though even if the best game is released in the first half almost all the pubs will forget once the fall's new hotness comes out
 

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Conversely though even if the best game is released in the first half almost all the pubs will forget once the fall's new hotness comes out
I half wish they waited until midway through the next year to do awards, but everyone is racing to beat each other to the punch.
 

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If I take ember as the average of women retardation in their company this was just a bad cough eimi didn't bother to go to the doctor for like a month so it ended up like this.
I know the industry is basically a job for terminally ill bitches but it would be incredibly bad luck if she ends up with a tb like disease.
Assuming she caught a fever/cold relatively recent then this is pretty normal. Fever/cold do come along with internal bleeding and vice versa, that's why there is always antibiotic in the pack of stuff. Ask the nearest person you know that caught fever or cold seasonally and they'll most likely tell you they got worse blood from coughing.
 

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Assuming she caught a fever/cold relatively recent then this is pretty normal. Fever/cold do come along with internal bleeding and vice versa, that's why there is always antibiotic in the pack of stuff. Ask the nearest person you know that caught fever or cold seasonally and they'll most likely tell you they got worse blood from coughing.
Negro do you fucking live in liberia or something? wtf. I've been cursed to deal with sick people for half my life at this point and no one who has ever gotten a cold, even a bad one has ever coughed up blood. If anything that comes out of your body is mixed with blood you're spending a day in the emergency room at the very least. Hopefully it's just a bad case of bronchitis due to a badly treated infection or lack of treatment in the case of the average phase girl, either way they need to run tests to make sure.
 

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Ember your body is panicking, trying to process 1600+ calories at once :fishmandispair:
It's called "meat sweats". It's a natural response to a huge amount of Protein without Carbs. The body needs to process the protein, which kicks off a bunch of systems that start to increase metabolism.
Is everyone gonna just gloss over the fact that she ate an ENTIRE rotisserie chicken by herself in one sitting
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saintemperorgodbingchiling

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Negro do you fucking live in liberia or something? wtf. I've been cursed to deal with sick people for half my life at this point and no one who has ever gotten a cold, even a bad one has ever coughed up blood. If anything that comes out of your body is mixed with blood you're spending a day in the emergency room at the very least. Hopefully it's just a bad case of bronchitis due to a badly treated infection or lack of treatment in the case of the average phase girl, either way they need to run tests to make sure.
Some cold do follow up or associated with a slight fever, especially more common if the patient's body is fucked up in some way (something natural resistance something).

Anyway, it's most likely isn't something serious that left the average phase girl in a do or die situation. You can naturally get better from being sick, but that will accumulate some blood somewhere from the likely internal wound (either bleeding or inflammation), which, when shit hits the fan, enough force will blew up all the hidden stored blood.
 

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