Official Phase Begging Thread

[NeneLOVE]

NENÉLOVE FOR PHASE, COME ON SAKANA, PHASE CONNECT NEEDS A LATINX CHART AUTIST, I WANT PANKO TO CALL HIM A BEANER

I am already in and having sex with all of your oshis, except clara.

 

[Hff201]

I am already in and having sex with all of your oshis, except clara.

>he fucked Rie

You've probably got a full Pokédex of STDs now dude.

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

>he fucked Rie

You've probably got a full Pokédex of STDs now dude.

This is why Pippa and Uruka got Covid after the last Offkai meet up

 

[NeneLOVE]

The phase chart was actually sponsored by fishman, I was paid 2 dollars.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

The phase chart was actually sponsored by fishman, I was paid 2 dollars.

You should've mentioned that you're associated with OffKai for big bux, then leave the chart half done so Fishman will pay you for the same chart again.

 

[dkn2038]

she's already smelling like the basement

 

[RestlessRain]

 

[Thomas Talus]

The phase chart was actually sponsored by fishman, I was paid 2 dollars.

Is that about a month's rent down there?

 

[NeneLOVE]

Is that about a month's rent down there?

Nah, average rent is like 1.5k, housing market is fucked.

 

[dkn2038]

Is perhaps that facility called...

PHASE CONNECT?

 

[Awoogers]

What the actual fuck is this thread

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

Is perhaps that facility called...

PHASE CONNECT?

VShojo's the retirement home. Phase is for fresh, young and upcoming talents like Clio or Airi who still have their entire lives to look forward to.

 

[dkn2038]

What the actual fuck is this thread

A containment thread for retards like @dkn2038

 

[Hff201]

What the actual fuck is this thread

Fishfag donated to Proctor again so now we're taking over recruitment for him as thanks.

 

[Helkar]

What the actual fuck is this thread

A case study on what happens when a running gag runs into the ground.

Honestly after Quest debuts i feel like i'm fully vindicated in my position of no fucking phasebegging, but for completely unexpected reasons. I, as said before, expected three noname indies i've never heard of, and was excited to get to know them and watch them grow within Phase, and got blown the fuck away by what we actually got instead.

 

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

What the actual fuck is this thread

A satire on how more and more extreme Vtuber and Streamer events lead to the higher the demand for Poach Begging

For instance

HOlY SHIT, JOHNNY SOMALI JAIL FOR LIFE IN KOREA?!? FINALLY, LIKE CLARA WE HAVE A POTENTIAL ENTRYWAY INTO KOREAN VTUBIN' SAKANA DEW IT YUOU HOMOSEXUAL

 

[RestlessRain]

A containment thread for retards like @dkn2038

@dkn2038 was the only person who read this thread and took every single post in here seriously.

 

[dkn2038]

@dkn2038 was the only person who read this thread and took every single post in here seriously.

it's my containment zone... BUT I WAS RIGHT WITH EVERY INVADERS MEMBER

 

[RestlessRain]

it's my containment zone... BUT I WAS RIGHT WITH EVERY INVADERS MEMBER

You've guessed like a hundred different vtubers, you don't get points when three of them were right by coincidence.

 

[dkn2038]

You've guessed like a hundred different vtubers, you don't get points when three of them were right by coincidence.

I wasn't here when I said it but I always said clio, marimari, sleepy and the ones that didn't get in or probably never will, smugalana, alienmixture (low chances) and ami amami