"My doctor was like, 'cause I was in the hospital for like a week, 'Hakka... the moment you fart, you're outta here' and every night, I was like 'GOD, please let me FART!' bro I hate this fucking place"Banzoin Hakka

Official Phase Begging Thread

NeneLOVE

None of us is as cruel as all of us
Early Adopter
Nene's Pet Latinx
Latinx/Latine
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
NENÉLOVE FOR PHASE, COME ON SAKANA, PHASE CONNECT NEEDS A LATINX CHART AUTIST, I WANT PANKO TO CALL HIM A BEANER :phasebeg::phasebeg::phasebeg:
I am already in and having sex with all of your oshis, except clara.
 

Hff201

Pippa Fan, Failed Normalfriend
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
I am already in and having sex with all of your oshis, except clara.
>he fucked Rie

You've probably got a full Pokédex of STDs now dude.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

God's Strongest Smartass
Dizzy's Husband
Joined:  Apr 4, 2023
>he fucked Rie

You've probably got a full Pokédex of STDs now dude.
This is why Pippa and Uruka got Covid after the last Offkai meet up

:keeekiface:
 

NeneLOVE

None of us is as cruel as all of us
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Nene's Pet Latinx
Latinx/Latine
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
The phase chart was actually sponsored by fishman, I was paid 2 dollars.
 

Aquatic Novellite

Merry Shiorin
Early Adopter
Joined:  Oct 10, 2022
The phase chart was actually sponsored by fishman, I was paid 2 dollars.
You should've mentioned that you're associated with OffKai for big bux, then leave the chart half done so Fishman will pay you for the same chart again.
 
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