Nijisanji declares Total Retard War on Dokibird

[MrProcessor]

I wish you all a にじさんじ Christmas!*

*(Yakuza veiled threat, 2024)

 

[Pencilfreak]

Tazumi has been summoned

 

[Sankisei]

@agility_
Maybe Enna really tortured Selen with her chopsticks?
And well i didnt expect less fromm Millie to be honest

 

[Sven]

archive

 

[Superduper Samurai]

so, having a charitable outlook of Selen's character, couldnt have she recorded Vox admitting to having gotten away scott free with throwing shade by saying "Covid" because at that point she had been fucked over by less?, why was Vox even retarded enough to admit he was getting away with throwing shade? is he retarded?

 

[Henrik Carter]

THE BASTARD IS LIVE!

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

>After a rigorous legal check, ANYCOLOR Inc. hereby declares that it has not made any confidentiality violations
I FUCKING CAN'T ANYMORE, I'M FUCKING DONE, THIS IS THE MOST PROFOUNDLY RETARDED LEGAL STATEMENT I HAVE SEEN IN OVER A DECADE

 

[ScarletCorrupt]

Tazumi has been summoned

HE LOOKS SO NATURALLY EVIL I CAN'T GET OVER IT

 

[Azehara]

Riku looks like shit. The face of a man who has lost 125M and is getting his ass eaten out by the shareholders.

 

[thhrang]

Tazumi has been summoned

Everyone here is obligated to watch Proctor's live reaction.

 

[Shuba Saber]

Tazumi has been summoned

Not even a second into the video and I'm fucking laughing bro what is this man

 

[Clown Penis]

After this shit, the correct term for livers is not People of Anycolor.

It's Nijjers. With the hard r.

Sink the yacht.

 

[God's Strongest Mozumite]

I want off Riku's wild yacht ride.

 

[MrProcessor]

Why the actual fuck did Elira decide to do that stream overlapping Doki's own stream? It literally gave Doki the perfect opportunity to defend herself live as it happened to tens of thousands of people, comparable to the amount of people who watched Niji's statement, and her CCV is still rising.

I imagine to rattle her and upset her. I mean I imagine their legal problems would go away if the source of those problems were to... die.

 

[Nenélove]

Tazumi has been summoned

Bro he looks like an evil butler... did somebody spill something on his golden yacht?

 

[mysticdreamlife]

IT GETS WORSE BY THE SECOND AHAHAHAHA.

This fucking Engrish. Someone make a gif of the yacht guy bowing at the start.

 

[Takodachi]

Everyone here is obligated to watch Proctor's live reaction.

i'd rather watch the 6 minutes video on my own, rather than watch the 2 hours and 30 minutes version of proctor.

 

[Taco]

seren was a berry dishonorabu!

 

[Superduper Samurai]

Tazumi has been summoned

6th graders read their powerpoint slides with more grace than Riku reading the teleprompter

 

[That Chuuba Enjoyer]

NIJI BROS IT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN