Kaminari Clara, Owner of Chuds - Memorial Post Dump

[Brosnan Pierce Brosnan]

I'm good I wouldn't want someone like Kelsey telling her friends about me kthnx

 

[RestlessRain]

Allow me. Bitch absolutely married out of convenience and there's a chance the dude wised up before she could collect. That's why she seemed to be desperate to find someone who could sponsor her visa like holo. There's a chance she only became a vtuber so she could abuse the system.
On a possibility of abuse, what people need to understand is that people like her wear their "trauma" as a medal of honor and use it as currency to get what they want. Her posts confirm this on several occasions. If she was abused by her husband in any meaningful way she would let you know and she'd be posting a lot about DV*. What the ex husband might be guilty of is probably just being a more traditional man and probably divorcing her ass once he found out she was just scamming him, hence her not so subtle misandry. Phase were just the suckers who ended up footing the bill in the end I suppose. Life truly is unfair.

Defamation laws are very different in Japan, you can get sued for defamation in Japan and lose, even if you are telling the truth. While Kelsey is deeply bitter and poisonous as a person, I don't think she's stupid enough to break Japanese defamation laws. One of the things you need to do to get Japanese citizenship is "maintain good conduct." Is getting into a defamation trial with her ex-husband good conduct? I wouldn't think so, and I doubt Kelsey would want to spend the money and lawyers trying to find out.

 

[Koronesuki]

Is getting into a defamation trial with her ex-husband good conduct?

I don't know. If only there was someone we could ask who has experience with that sort of thing.

 

[Svarog]

The only thing I don't understand is why you say that Kelsey has a ass like Hank Hill's? I carefully studied her gravure video a year and a half ago. And discovered small breasts, but a perfectly normal ass.

 

[Yume Dark]

Allow me. Bitch absolutely married out of convenience and there's a chance the dude wised up before she could collect. That's why she seemed to be desperate to find someone who could sponsor her visa like holo. There's a chance she only became a vtuber so she could abuse the system.
On a possibility of abuse, what people need to understand is that people like her wear their "trauma" as a medal of honor and use it as currency to get what they want. Her posts confirm this on several occasions. If she was abused by her husband in any meaningful way she would let you know and she'd be posting a lot about DV*. What the ex husband might be guilty of is probably just being a more traditional man and probably divorcing her ass once he found out she was just scamming him, hence her not so subtle misandry. Phase were just the suckers who ended up footing the bill in the end I suppose. Life truly is unfair.

Yeah, it might sound shitty, but I can't help but agree with you. If Kelsey's husband was a huge dirtbag, she would 100% never shut up about it. She wouldn't even have to admit that she was married; all she'd have to do is make vague posts about her shitty ex, and people would just assume she was talking about a boyfriend she had in Canuckland or something.

 

[Phantasm]

I'm good I wouldn't want someone like Kelsey telling her friends about me kthnx

You assume she has friends she'd talk about this with when she's telling everyone she's a lesbian

 

[RestlessRain]

You assume she has friends she'd talk about this with when she's telling everyone she's a lesbian

Gets married, and later runs off to be as homosexual as she can be.

She really does take after her father.

 

[Tamokii]

For some reason I could not attach a file to send @superduper but I've began cooking thanks to him.

 

[Furious George]

She is probably staying in Japan because Japanese parental rights laws are notorious for siding with the Japanese parent in an interracial relationship. It’s pretty hard for the gaijin parent to get access to the child of a divorce let alone getting leave to take the child out of the country.

 

[Tamokii]

She is probably staying in Japan because Japanese parental rights laws are notorious for siding with the Japanese parent in an interracial relationship. It’s pretty hard for the gaijin parent to get access to the child of a divorce let alone getting leave to take the child out of the country.

 

[Tamokii]

Maybe I should start charging for these.

 

[Clown Penis]

Maybe I should start charging for these.

It'd be better to take, I dunno, Sister Abigail quotes or something and slap Kelsey on them.

It'd just make her apoplectic, but I guess there's a non-zero chance she'd realize how she's fucked everything up and turn it around..

 

[Loyal knight of Utatanation]

I guess an interesting discovery is that, despite her surname (Parnigoni) being of apparent Italian origin, she has a considerable amount of Austrian ancestry. This makes her feud with Keekihime even more interesting.

It kinda makes the joke about Kelsey being Keekihime (Unsuccessful) funnier.

>Kiki
Could it.....

 

[Italian Raccoon]

The only thing I don't understand is why you say that Kelsey has a ass like Hank Hill's? I carefully studied her gravure video a year and a half ago. And discovered small breasts, but a perfectly normal ass.

Stuff sags with age, that gravure video is 7+ years old at the least.

 

[Italian Raccoon]

Anyways, back to the scheduled programming.
Kelsey is finally dying!

Nice friends you got there.

Now for everyone's favorite segment, news.

 

[Clown Penis]

Anyways, back to the scheduled programming.
Kelsey is finally dying!
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Is this what Sex and the City was? Aging, bitter and alone women over 30 flailing about embarassingly? Although that show was before smartphones and social media so maybe it was somehow less embarassing.

 

[RestlessRain]

Is this what Sex and the City was? Aging, bitter and alone women over 30 flailing about embarassingly? Although that show was before smartphones and social media so maybe it was somehow less embarassing.

My understanding (I haven't watched that trash) is that Sex and the City portrayed all of this sexual and material hedonism as glamorous and exciting and empowering. That might even be true for the short-term, but is that the life a woman wants to be living at forty? Fifty? Sixty? And how long are the men around them going to want to play that game with those same women? Nah, Sex and the City is just another flavour of trash designed to ruin the minds and bodies of women, like nearly all modern feminism and feminist-inspired media. I bet Kelsey loved that show.

 

[Aka Split]

Anyways, back to the scheduled programming.
Kelsey is finally dying!
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She should go visit Iran dressed like that.
...Wait, has she even chimed in on Iran yet? How could she not? Kelsey, I need to know what you think! Just kidding, I already know you hate jews

 

[RestlessRain]

She should go visit Iran dressed like that.
...Wait, has she even chimed in on Iran yet? How could she not? Kelsey, I need to know what you think! Just kidding, I already know you hate jews

 

[Loyal knight of Utatanation]

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