Sorry, I've detoxed her from my viewing habits for so long I blissfully forgot whatever she actually talks about. These instagram stories are a godsend in the context that I can read them in tranquility.
"WHY DID THEY CALL IT CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST WHEN ITS NOT A HOLOCAUST MOVIE!?"Dizzy Dokuro
Kaminari Clara, Owner of Chuds - Memorial Post Dump
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I'm usually very charitable towards you Kelsey, probably more than you deserve, but this was pathetic, wtf.
I see why the Hank Hill comment gets to her
I'm not sure it was flirting or whatever, just a joke or a "crazy Kelsey" moment that really came off the wrong way. Kelsey is completely straight, she would not have any sexual interest in Pippa.
Doesn't make it any less cringe though. You're supposed to get through your cringe "why the fuck did I do that" moments long before you turn thirty.
Sadly I must report that they do not magically stop when you turn thirty.
Cringe is eternal.
Women have 100x more forced human interactions than men do. Men are cringe because of the lack of those options, its ok to be cringe as a dude. She should be able to master it by the time she hit 30, since society shoves endless waves of interactions in their face at a young age.
I don't know about you but they have for me (I am very much past thirty). When you're younger, your lack of life experience, especially with social situations leaves you making mistakes that are "cringe". As you get older, you get more experience, you better understand social cues that others are putting forward, and even in novel situations, you at least have some ideas how to respond in ways that, if not perfect, are at least within the bounds of social acceptability of other people.
Or maybe I find myself giving less of a shit about what other people think as I get older. Who knows?
To tie back into the thread's titular character, I don't know how you reach thirty and don't have enough experience to not say that you want someone to go pee on you if that's not your fetish.
Let me just say, it's also hard to physically disgust Pippa (vomit drawer anyone?) so for Clara to disgust her means it was so cringe and retarded that Pippa really needed to say something.
Despite some of her thirst posting from behind her computer screen, I don't think Pippa is a particularly sexual person. A "she wouldn't know what to do if she caught one" situation.
That being said, asking a co-worker you've only met a couple of times to cross the streams is weird as fuck and would probably freak most people out.
It's been over 90 pages of Clara and I, as chud, do not feel "owned" yet. When will it happen Clara? When will you drop a take that will turn my life by 180 degrees and make me change my ways?
Sorry, you're just too stupid to see the truth. Chud status: owned.
Are you up at 3AM posting selfie videos of you in a cheerleader outfit to try to own the haters? No. So who's the real loser here, then?
Me for having to see that abomination to the lord
No stalker child, it is fact YOU who has been owned. Enjoy prison.
FUCKING FLAT
NO ASS
Waiting for one of Kelsey's ass simps (they definitely exist, Kelsey told us so) to join this thread to tell us all off.
You know there is only one kind of woman up at 3AM in Japan with a cheerleader costume
Fat PPP voice: "SHES A WHORE!"
All joking aside I hope she's not actually doing any prostitution.
Fat PPP voice: "SHES A WHORE!"
All joking aside I hope she's not actually doing any prostitution.
If we want to get into Pippa and experiences we'd need to call in the resident Gay couple of Tthrang and Reticule but I don't care enough to wake them up.
Washed up washboard. That fit is not flattering either, it looks like scrubs.
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