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angry sushi

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dkn2038

it all started with an "A"
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Italian Raccoon

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RestlessRain

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Koronesuki

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Can we get her pregnant and be the mom/wife to a loving family of 20 children?
Some of her Instagrams (is that what they're called?) seem to imply that she has kids, but she might just be talking about her cats. I'm not sure.
 

Abomination

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superduper

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This has all been so much in just a year. I think I've found a new chuuba to fix. Sorry Rie, but you don't need me anymore.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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This has all been so much in just a year. I think I've found a new chuuba to fix. Sorry Rie, but you don't need me anymore.
Right when Rie doomposts the most he leaves her

:faunacry:
 

Italian Raccoon

*calls you a slur*
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I wonder if Trump never won the election would she have turned queer instead of just being bi. :smugpipi:
Thank god he won otherwise we wouldn't have gotten this much quality sperging out of her.
 

Lurker McSpic

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Joined:  Mar 8, 2023
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BREAKING NEWS: Apparently Clara's sister is based. Can we get her into Phase Connect?
why did no one tag me?? I'm willing to bet my headcanon was like 80% accurate. I really should've been a fucking shrink.


The sister hating the homos is fucking hilarious because I'm willing to bet she was old enough to know but not enough to not be fucked by dad fucking off so that's why she is against the homos to an extent. Older sister has daddy issues but she hates dad for fucking the family up and developed homophobic tendencies :whatastory: (if we take clara's word at face value, we really shouldn't but it's hilarious)
They love to tell on themselves. Sister was a dick to her but stopped being a dick when she covered for her and then they were cool until she started going against the fags. See how clara is the one creating problems. :gurakek:
 

Topo Chico

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Trying to connect dots. Searched homeland, an old handle of hers is misty_burlesque you can see remnants of it by her taking photos with japs on twitter circa 2019.
So there is a mighty coincidence if the person I found and Kelsey aren't related. On her old Tumblr @kerukkuma she lists ethnicity as Austrian (among others) and her Italian surname is actually a minor part of her blood. Looking for Canadian, specifically French Canadian, women in their 30s I stumbled on a few. Most are complete nothing burgers, but there are two that could be related to her, either as cousins, in-laws, or sister(s). But the truly interesting one, I'm unsure if they are related, but there are some big flags.

Has Austrian citizenship. Her name is Jenna Lorraine Parnigroni. Most of her handles are based on Jenna Lorraine. She worked for the now defunct Panda Global esports organization. Her LinkedIn has her as Jenna P. Poshmark as Jenna Lorraine Parnigoni. On twitter she says she was raised by a gay father.

She is a full on libtard and has (a) kid(s) and lives in Quebec and speaks French and has the same surname. Likes Japan and nerdshit. Has a pic of her wearing an jap Idol outfit. No mention of sister(s)/Kelsey though. It could be she married a Parnigoni as there are old usernames of just Jenna Lorraine. Interesting at any rate. Canada is much harder to find familial ties because every company and their government don't sell data to literally everyone. Oh and if you squint real hard you can see some facial similarities but they are White women.
What is the likelihood that there are two gay Parnigoni fathers who birthed women in their 30s who are french canadian nerds?
 

Negzana

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How can a person have a father who is gay? Like how does that work? Do they just decide to come out as a fag years into the marriage after having multiple children?
 

Italian Raccoon

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Trying to connect dots. Searched homeland, an old handle of hers is misty_burlesque you can see remnants of it by her taking photos with japs on twitter circa 2019.
So there is a mighty coincidence if the person I found and Kelsey aren't related. On her old Tumblr @kerukkuma she lists ethnicity as Austrian (among others) and her Italian surname is actually a minor part of her blood. Looking for Canadian, specifically French Canadian, women in their 30s I stumbled on a few. Most are complete nothing burgers, but there are two that could be related to her, either as cousins, in-laws, or sister(s). But the truly interesting one, I'm unsure if they are related, but there are some big flags.

Has Austrian citizenship. Her name is Jenna Lorraine Parnigroni. Most of her handles are based on Jenna Lorraine. She worked for the now defunct Panda Global esports organization. Her LinkedIn has her as Jenna P. Poshmark as Jenna Lorraine Parnigoni. On twitter she says she was raised by a gay father.

She is a full on libtard and has (a) kid(s) and lives in Quebec and speaks French and has the same surname. Likes Japan and nerdshit. Has a pic of her wearing an jap Idol outfit. No mention of sister(s)/Kelsey though. It could be she married a Parnigoni as there are old usernames of just Jenna Lorraine. Interesting at any rate. Canada is much harder to find familial ties because every company and their government don't sell data to literally everyone. Oh and if you squint real hard you can see some facial similarities but they are White women.
What is the likelihood that there are two gay Parnigoni fathers who birthed women in their 30s who are french canadian nerds?

Nah, can't be her sister. :selenpointandlaugh:
 

PankoManko

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Has Austrian citizenship. Her name is Jenna Lorraine Parnigroni. Most of her handles are based on Jenna Lorraine. She worked for the now defunct Panda Global esports organization.

So that's why the last 8 videos of Robert Parnigoni's channel were recorded in Austria.
 

God's Saddest Tattletail

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Joined:  Sep 23, 2024
I think we can all see the real reason she's upset about this.
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Sadly I believe Kelsey just got upset that her sister liked that video, not because she's the woman in the video.

How can a person have a father who is gay? Like how does that work? Do they just decide to come out as a fag years into the marriage after having multiple children?
Yes this is exactly what happens. Also probably a big part of why her sister apparently isn't the biggest fan of the gays.


Nah, can't be her sister. :selenpointandlaugh:

Kelsey got divorced by a conservative Japanese man and that's why she's gone off the deep end. :baeJam:
 

Topo Chico

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Nah, can't be her sister. :selenpointandlaugh:


can't tell if sarcasm or not. her getting jap married could've kept her in japan?
if not sarcasm and it is good evidence that they aren't related/sisters than this is extra lol
they both have gay dads and a sister that is conservative that pisses them off. what are they putting in that canadian water turning all the dads gay?
 

Italian Raccoon

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can't tell if sarcasm or not. her getting jap married could've kept her in japan?
if not sarcasm and it is good evidence that they aren't related/sisters than this is extra lol
they both have gay dads and a sister that is conservative that pisses them off. what are they putting in that canadian water turning all the dads gay?

It was a joke about her not being able to get anyone to like her. Idk the more I look into it the more it seems it could actually be one of her sisters.
Like this for example:

 
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