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Kaminari Clara, Owner of Chuds - Memorial Post Dump

PleaseCheckYourReceipts

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Joined:  May 6, 2023
shit man you never had a chance :pomuStare: If your issue is actually a traumatic event I would suggest finding an actual shrink. I'm sure there should still be some fuckers in their 50's out there working, those you have better odds at helping you. In the worst case that there's only bitches just show her an incorrect POV meme and if she doesn't point out it's wrong she's worthless.

I've always toyed with the idea that thousands of years of needing to do physical labor to survive made it so that us as a species need a certain amount of hard labor to not go postal. Aside from the few studies or whatever that say that lifting cures most depression I've noticed that the motherfuckers who work hard jobs while they have shit lives they're more adjusted than people who sit in an office for half the day. I guess what I'm trying to say is that we should ship clara to a cobalt mine in africa so that way everyone wins :Vesper-UNHINGED:

Saw it mentioned in a Gardening video that if you need some catharsis, you really should dig a hole. He wasn't wrong, it really does wonders. It's beyond just the physical activity. There's something mentally settling about both expending energy and "doing something productive".
 

Tamokii

Psalm 51
Joined:  Dec 25, 2024
Saw it mentioned in a Gardening video that if you need some catharsis, you really should dig a hole. He wasn't wrong, it really does wonders. It's beyond just the physical activity. There's something mentally settling about both expending energy and "doing something productive".
Its partly about the control is what I think. When you feel like you've got none, focusing on and completing a single task does wonders to help you realize you will be ok.
 

Italian Raccoon

*calls you a slur*
Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
Saw it mentioned in a Gardening video that if you need some catharsis, you really should dig a hole. He wasn't wrong, it really does wonders. It's beyond just the physical activity. There's something mentally settling about both expending energy and "doing something productive".
Pick thing up, put thing down. Simple as. Psychiatrists hate this one simple trick!
 

geesecode

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Oh my fucking god... you can't be serious lol.
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Meanwhile, her fans, waiting on their oshi artist to give them a reprieve (I’m focusing on the replies here, not the meme):


Been a month, a bunch of “I miss her :nimicry:“ and still no return date (assuming it isn’t today, lmao, in which case I eat my words).


This poor guy especially. She ain’t cooking nothing, I fear.
 

Helkar

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Joined:  Jun 14, 2024
(assuming it isn’t today, lmao, in which case I eat my words).
Just a premiere recording of her con appearance, it seems.
But in the comments she says she's doing recordings, so, uh, she didn't quit i guess.

edit: PAA
 

Italian Raccoon

*calls you a slur*
Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
Just a premiere recording of her con appearance, it seems.
But in the comments she says she's doing recordings, so, uh, she didn't quit i guess.

edit: PAA
Do Instagram stories count as recordings? She technically recorded them with her phone. :smugpipi:
 

Heraclitus121

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Joined:  May 1, 2025
Oh my fucking god... you can't be serious lol.
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This is next-level conceit. It's one thing to be proud of your work as an entertainer, and I'm not about to shit on vtubers for their career choices. But "I'm an artist, you OWE me for entertaining you" when you play videogames/sing karaoke for 12 hours a week and have nothing more interesting to say than "lol seggs" let's not pretend you're Michelangelo producing fucking high art, ok?
 

Italian Raccoon

*calls you a slur*
Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
Ohhhh... so she's retarded because she's ovulating, but wait, why is she ovulating every single day then? I don't think that's right Kelsey, might have to go visit your jeet gynecologist to see what's wrong.
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Helkar

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So the karaoke video was 11 minutes long and that was it lmao, still zero updates on the length of her break.
At this point she might actually get a noticeable viewership hit upon return.
 

RestlessRain

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Joined:  Sep 21, 2022
Oh my fucking god... you can't be serious lol.
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Artists are fucking insufferable. Just tell me you're grateful that your fans support you working in such a great job, because a lot of people work much shittier jobs and those people support you.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

God's Strongest Smartass
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Joined:  Apr 4, 2023
Real talk, have we ever seen a vtuber go on hiatus "cook" anything

Smells like

:Ame-SMELLTHEBULLSHIT:

And

:magnicope:

Literally its a tale as old as time, but at least with Clara we are seeing what they get up to and it's a lot of

:pippaseethe;
 

Hff201

Pippa Fan, Failed Normalfriend
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Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
Don't worry guys, I'm sure she's just working really hard on her projects.

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dyrbi?
 

RestlessRain

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Don't worry guys, I'm sure she's just working really hard on her projects.
Trying to get a partner counts as a project.
 

Italian Raccoon

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Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
The average level of testosterone of a Kelsey fan is less than 15 ng/dL.
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This sudden beef with AI is so weird... Doesn't she religiously use an AI chat bot to write out her fantasies with Loki? Aren't you putting a fiction smut writer (an artist if you will) out of a job by using AI for your sick perversions instead of paying someone to write them out for you? In a sense she's doing exactly what it says in that tweet, she needs chatgpt to fuck her lmao.
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Saturnus

haha it's unou
Orderly
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
have we ever seen a vtuber go on hiatus "cook" anything
Ask Aster from Nijisanji EN. I hear he's scouring agartha right now for the most delectable of foods to add to his Cooking stream in July*.

(*Subject to further delays.)
 

Hff201

Pippa Fan, Failed Normalfriend
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Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
The average level of testosterone of a Kelsey fan is less than 15 ng/dL.
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I don't use Instagram so I'm not sure exactly how this works, but is this a public submission someone sent her, or has she just screencapped a Twitter DM (which is what the interface looks like)? If the latter, it's weird that she's putting it out there publicly, rather than just... replying normally.
 

RestlessRain

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I don't use Instagram so I'm not sure exactly how this works, but is this a public submission someone sent her, or has she just screencapped a Twitter DM (which is what the interface looks like)? If the latter, it's weird that she's putting it out there publicly, rather than just... replying normally.
Charitable interpretation - she's treating her DMs like a maro. Not a bad idea if the message is generic enough that you're not revealing personal details of the person sending the DM.
 

Italian Raccoon

*calls you a slur*
Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
I don't use Instagram so I'm not sure exactly how this works, but is this a public submission someone sent her, or has she just screencapped a Twitter DM (which is what the interface looks like)? If the latter, it's weird that she's putting it out there publicly, rather than just... replying normally.
Instagram has DMs, but for some reason she likes to reply to them in stories and not in private. I remember about a month ago she aired out her dirty laundry about some private friendship by replying to the DMs publicly on stories, because she's afraid of talking to that person privately. Must be afraid of that person e-raping her or something. :smugpipi:
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God's Saddest Tattletail

No kamis or oshis, only man
Joined:  Sep 23, 2024

PankoManko

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