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Kaminari Clara, Owner of Chuds - Memorial Post Dump

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

God's Strongest Smartass
Dizzy's Husband
Joined:  Apr 4, 2023
I hate it to break it to you love, but when you post pictures of your arse online, the heckin' straight men can see them too.
If it was anyone besides Kelsey i would be like "no he's wrong" but it this case no he is totally right. Kelley these ass shots get shared around the DARK WEB. Amongst the likes of Sam Hyde, DONALD TRUMP, and Hitlers grandsons. They hate to see it
 

WhatAboutBob

New member
Joined:  May 27, 2025
I created this account to tell the lurkers stop reading here. It's only going to keep getting worse. My curiosity got the best of me and now I need to find a new oshi.
 

Loyal knight of Utatanation

Member
Joined:  Mar 4, 2024
Has Clara sperged about mein füher Jitler yet? I know jack shit about navigating IG so it always looks the same when I check.
 

SourAcid

Well-known member
Joined:  Mar 22, 2025
No, "we" should not. There is no "we." Do not fucking plot cowtipping, sperg.
The second Clara gets back we should ask her if she will sing Pick Me Fever for karaoke. I'd love to see her reaction.
 

Italian Raccoon

*calls you a slur*
Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
Has Clara sperged about mein füher Jitler yet? I know jack shit about navigating IG so it always looks the same when I check.
Be patient, it's just a matter of time before she starts noticing once she's back from her "vacation".
 

geesecode

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Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
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She’s saying this but she literally made posts about the Jews like… last week. She must be one of those “dumb alpha (male) losers.”
 

Italian Raccoon

*calls you a slur*
Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
She’s saying this but she literally made posts about the Jews like… last week. She must be one of those “dumb alpha (male) losers.”
You don't get it, that was about Zionists, not about the Jews! Even though the overlap of Zionists and Jews is almost 1:1 Totally different things! :smugpipi:
 

Tamokii

Psalm 51
Joined:  Dec 25, 2024
I can't help but feel this is a great jab at all the pick me comments on top of the song.
 

Ginkgo Balboa 🌾🗡

You're the remedy.
Joined:  Mar 20, 2023

Hff201

Pippa Fan, Failed Normalfriend
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
That's not adhd. None of that is about ADHD, especially not being able to read, that's on you being a dumb cunt.
The bubble font is used for dyslexics, since the letters look more distinct from each other, making it easier for them to read than generic fonts. No idea where she got the idea that it's an ADHD thing.
 

Tamokii

Psalm 51
Joined:  Dec 25, 2024
The bubble font is used for dyslexics, since the letters look more distinct from each other, making it easier for them to read than generic fonts. No idea where she got the idea that it's an ADHD thing.
So she's Lexdysic and Autistic. What a combo!
 

Egg the Boiled

Yeah.
Joined:  Nov 2, 2022
The bubble font is used for dyslexics, since the letters look more distinct from each other, making it easier for them to read than generic fonts. No idea where she got the idea that it's an ADHD thing.
I've heard the idea floating around, but I looked into it a few months ago there's no evidence that those font helps for ADHD, at least from what I saw. Some text related things can help, like breaking up paragraphs and highlighting (which is helpful for people without ADHD too, so it might be irrelevant), but bubble fonts don't do anything.

She probably got the idea from those tiktok/twitter girls who pretend to have ADHD when they're actually just stupid and destroyed their attention span.
 

Clown Penis

Dizzbannführer
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
I created this account to tell the lurkers stop reading here. It's only going to keep getting worse. My curiosity got the best of me and now I need to find a new oshi.
It's ok Chibodee.

You can throw a dart at a board for a new oshi, hit any other Phase woman, and not be wrong.
 

Scoots

The Pontiff of PonWolf
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
Airi hasn't heard from Clara in a while and was unsure whether she was back or not. She also doesn't know what she's been up to. A lot of people in her chat claim to not know what the situation is either.

Boy, I sure do wonder what she's been up to lately...
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Look upon the face of political extremism and tremble in fear!

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In all seriousness I do wonder why Airi of all people was ghosted. She seems the most forgiving of all the PC girls so why damage that bridge. I don't think that Hina set a precedent with being MIA for her father so unless Sakana has something he's locked up in his brain I can't imagine he'd want her missing conventions to go and 'network' future JP talents.
Here's the timestamp, by the way:


Airi does claim that she herself hasn't spoken to "people" in a while, but we have still seen her interact with other Phase members on Twitter and seen screenshots of her interacting with people like Rie in their Discord. It wouldn't surprise me if Airi herself went no-contact herself, but she was dealing with a lot IRL, so that's understandable.

At face value, it's also not unheard of to not be in contact with friends or even family for periods of time for whatever reason, but considering how close we know these two are to the point that I'm pretty sure they've stated that they talk literally every day, this definitely stood out to me. It would have stood out to me even if I didn't have a negative opinion of Kelsey too because it seems a bit strange that Airi legitimately sounds confused over what Clara's situation is. It stands out quite a bit more because we do know that Kelsey has still been online plenty in this time.

Putting aside jokes, I'm not even trying to insinuate anything here. I know Clara announced she was going away, but if you look at Airi's chat during this moment, some of them are also confused about the situation. It definitely stands out that Airi doesn't even know. But, I'm sure things will go back to normal when she comes back, whenever that is.

You aren't thinking like a massive bitch. Airi probably got ghosted because she is the most forgiving. Clara knows she can fuck off and do whatever while Airi quietly waits or even starts to blame herself and wonders if she did something wrong. She'll probably be extra-submissive and helpful when Clara gets back, just in case she did something wrong and annoyed her 'friend', who she doesn't want to bother with requests for an explanation when it was probably her own fault anyway.
Ok guys I have to be the voice of reason as the KA-Ching up clipper here. Clara has been ribbing Airi about Airi not replying to HER messages. The lack of communication is almost surely on Airi's irl issues the lastest example I clipped prompted this crashout
I guarantee there is no issue between the twins but hey every set needs an evil one

Now for the :baeJam: version Clara is pissed at her for shitting on Concord and Assassins creed shadows

I'd post the clip for AC: shadows but it's not uploading for a couple days go look at her Expedition 33 stream at the beginning of her gameplay for context she basically was floored by how much the E33 team shat on Ubisoft by making a game leagues better than shadows in a fraction of the time with a fraction of the people
Didn't know Tom Hiddleston was a gay or a they... She doesn't even practice what she preaches. I swear to god her being "bi" or "gay" is just performative because of her own insecurities and she needs to feel more like an outcast by identifying with a "marginalized community".
Marvel Loki is canonically pansexual also known as bi
 

Italian Raccoon

*calls you a slur*
Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
Marvel Loki is canonically pansexual also known as bi
She still simps for the actor, even when he isn't playing Loki.
 

Scoots

The Pontiff of PonWolf
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
She still simps for the actor, even when he isn't playing Loki.
Only when he wears the horns aka when he is Loki


I've watched every story of hers for over 3 months now, she still simps for him even without the horns. Maybe "Clara" likes him only with the horns, but Kelsey definitely likes the actor.
I stand corrected
 
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Italian Raccoon

*calls you a slur*
Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
Only when he wears the horns aka when he is Loki


I've watched every story of hers for over 3 months now, she still simps for him even without the horns. Maybe "Clara" likes him only with the horns, but Kelsey definitely likes the actor.
 

Death by Dishonor

Fresh meat
Joined:  Nov 3, 2024

Italian Raccoon

*calls you a slur*
Joined:  Mar 2, 2025
Please consider therapy.
Shitting on Kelsey is my therapy.
I do admit though there have been days where I'd be in a shitty mood because of checking her stories.
 

Phantasm

Well-known member
Joined:  Nov 28, 2022
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