What did Tempus do last night, a short list:
Axel like a true harem protagonist proposes to be the missing hole in Altare's love life, but doesn't understand what that entails and just goes back to playing vidya. Axel and Altare then discussed the intricacies of gaslighting as a medical procedure and the nuances of cheating beyond simply "don't do it" as Axel was beginning to propose his thesis statement on why cheating can be okay when you don't have kids or get married. Only to get distracted by video games part way and when he thought he was called a penguin.
Gavis Bettel discussed how he almost lights his house on fire with 99 cent ramen and a microwave. How sushi is too big for his mouth so he refuses to eat it ever again. How he'd rather use children's chopsticks instead of a fork if he goes to Japan because chopsticks are impossible. He began to ask the big questions about Fiji water "Is it really untouched by man, is all water just hand water?", and he explained how spaghetti is too difficult to eat because forks are hard.
Magni and Vesper discuss their occasional inner thoughts about running people over with their car and begin orchestrating live that they should commit tax fraud together.
All of this and more was produced by the most seiso of idols at Holostars EN: Adventurer's Guild Tempus. They are the heroes.
