"You see Vtubers are very different from the Christian God, because the Vtuber can actually marry me and respond to my prayers when I send them 20% of my paycheck. The subtle differences are why I am a Godless atheist nihilist, yet a devote vtuber watcher. I prayed to God and my mommy said I still couldn't have tendies until I cleaned my room when I was 10. Why would I possibly study anything else when a 20 something hueman behind the visage of a anime rabbit can tell me all I need to know. Socrates is a joke, Jesus is a myth, ching chang chong Teeism religion is communism, Budhism would require me to leave my computer and learn jap fu through stinky exercise. I read 5 paragraphs of Nietzche's works and had determined him to be the most accurate philosopher on the planet, until I met a autistic rabbit girl who likes MLP which convinced me to believe in hope again. She is literally like Fluttershy, and that is just so based.
In this Godless world of pain and misery, I tried to pray to Madoka Magica, but I realized in a moment of lucidity that they weren't real and I became a nhilist again. I had given up, anime will never be real. Then I found Vtubering, but then I realized so many vtubers they were all bi*ches and sl*ts to get me to coom or they spoke a language that I can't understand. They weren't based enough at all either, they were like every fake gamer e-girl ever. I wept again. Then I found my oshi Pippa, my unquestionable savior in this cruel world. When Jesus didn't have me, Pippa had me, that is why I devoted myself to her now and forever
I am so based because I follow the teachings and life of a sad furry rabbit girl, following other teachings is not the way. I am also incapable of doing aught else but follow sad rabbit because I'm just so damn based. This is why Vtubing is the most based religion of the modern era. Jesus will be purged by 2030, and we will make churches to based pink rabbit."
~Henri Ikari probably.