General Vtuber Discussion (V1)

[Superduper Samurai]

Phase Connect gen 2 is much more succesful than most people think imo

Even on lower tier streams most of them get 150+ to the low 200s, compare em to some of the prism chicks who sometimes get the low 100s or even double digits

Lots of their vods break the 1k or 1.5k viewmark

Other smaller corpos like Prism or especially the sony fucks dont come close to those afaik

That being said its still kinda fucked to think that Shiina is part of whatever workload they give to all phase girls with meetings and shit, plus her art done for the company but she still needs to consider an extra part time, Tenma is also an OL still right?

Pippers is probably the only one who actually survives on her shit, and thats probably because she is the face of PC, probably gets a fair amount of direct Yuni money too

 

[masterstocking]

This needs to be a regular thing

 

[2DUM4U]

All this Vesper talk's got me looking up my Vesper clips. Forgot that I actually made four (though the St Elmo's Fire one isn't really a clip). These are just things I found amusing at the time, not things I'd expect other people to like. Still, here they are if anyone's curious.

Spoiler

 

[Punished Anime Discusser]

Her accent isn't the worst female French I've heard, its pretty inoffensive for the most part.
As for the insults and memes, if she hates them so much just go to speech therapy. Only downside is the older you start speech therapy, the less it can modify your accent, ideally it would be done in childhood.
I had speech therapy as a kid, up until around 10 or 11 I had a pretty rough accent and trouble code switching from spending a lot of time with my Slavic extended family. Since it was done early, its completely gone now.

I feel like having a slavic language as your mother tongue is like a buff to language learning ability, because if you start out with the 12th level autismburger that is most slavic languages, picking up something easy like English or Spanish isn't generally that bad. Kid me actually used the Tenma method of learning English, and I can speak it without a noticeable ESL accent. To the degree that a couple of American friends thought I was actually American until I told them.

Japanese is going pretty slow, but that's more because I'm lazy than it being a real struggle.

 

[lakyus]

Is she a spider or a crab? I've seen people posting crabs in her chat and I thought maybe she's supposed to be a crab and the spider thing is a joke. Or maybe it's the other way around. Sometimes I get these things mixed up. Like for a while I thought Iroha was canonically a ninja, then I saw a clip that reminded me that she's a samurai and the ninja thing is a running joke.

For once I will not try to joke about it: she's a spider girl vtuber but lets herself be "bullied" by dreamweavers who claim she's actually a crab (in reality plays into the joke by pretending she's offended by it).

Here's her character sheet/character design sketch, the spider legs are fluffy and (according to some buckos) extremely huggable and comfortable to rest upon :

 

[masterstocking]

I just remembered this chick still exists.

 

[Punished Anime Discusser]

I just remembered this chick still exists.

Make sure to buy your Healthy Gamer Snackbar™ along with your Healthy Gamer Ketamine™ to insure optimal performance in high intensity gaming situations such as getting fat Ws while collecting flowers in Genshin Impact, being a bottom bitch while maining Mercy in Overwatch, or putting up the noose after a long session of League of Legends.

Who actually buys this shit? Who's the target audience? How did we stray so far from God's light?

 

[NeneHATE]

I just remembered this chick still exists.

When will people learn that being risqué just for the sake of it isn't actually funny?

Honestly, Lumi's name is still fitting lmao. The design of the final evolution really doesn't stray from "The gay duck" tbh
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I've had a friend name him after that one gay dude in DQ11 because of this.

When you realize that the spanish spelling of duck "pato" can also be used to mean fag.

 

[Shuba]

Kiara and Fauna at Anime NYC:

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That low-poly Fauna model is new and also adorable.

That outfit is really good. Wonder how long she's had it and if the rest of Council have theirs ready.

 

[Saturnus]

EDIT:
By the way, since you like the duck I should tell you that Lumi also picked the duck (although she called it "the gay duck"). Not only that, but she set up a little animated duck companion for her model and gave it text-to-speech lines.

She takes it out at about 34 min 25 seconds.

Honestly, Lumi's name is still fitting lmao. The design of the final evolution really doesn't stray from "The gay duck" tbh

I've had a friend name him after that one gay dude in DQ11 because of this.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

Is she a spider or a crab? I've seen people posting crabs in her chat and I thought maybe she's supposed to be a crab and the spider thing is a joke. Or maybe it's the other way around. Sometimes I get these things mixed up. Like for a while I thought Iroha was canonically a ninja, then I saw a clip that reminded me that she's a samurai and the ninja thing is a running joke.

She's called Amiya Aranha.

 

[2DUM4U]

I just remembered this chick still exists.

My condolences.

Pokemon isn't so bad if it's Korone laughing her tail off at game bugs.

 

[Gintoki]

intensifies.

 

[lakyus]

She's called Amiya Aranha.

You mean Amy Arachnid?

 

[El Rrata]

Man, the HololiveMeet Twitter tag is just depressing. All these cool-looking events never happen in my area. Like how come I can't get a full Calli concert at a con near me? The best I get is some chubby wigger named Karen prancing around on stage.

 

[That Chuuba Enjoyer]

She's called Amiya Aranha.

You mean Amy Arachnid?

Whatever her name is and what she is, deep down she'll always be the cutest boomer crabby that ever lived!

 

[lakyus]

Whatever her name is and what she is, deep down she'll always be the cutest boomer crabby that ever lived!
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[Zizara]

I just remembered this chick still exists.

I try to forget about the bandwagoners, but for some forsaken reason she's still officially affiliated with Vshojo. She surfaced for a stream for the first time in like a year for Mouse's 5 years anniversary then disappeared again. Honestly it kinda pisses me off that people like Snuffy apply and get knocked back - from what is basically her direct friend group - while Hime hangs around doing fuckall and gets to be featured on official ad campaigns.

 

[2DUM4U]

***L*M*F*A*O***


I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
Vtuber: *Asks for money, even as a joke*
Chat:

 

[Aka Split]

Apparently I missed this, partly because I was laughing at Rackets being retarded for the past couple days, but Terumi recently came out as intersex and I have seen some claim Terumi is specifically a hermaphrodite or at the very least has/had some male parts.
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Twitter link


There are so many moments, from "men can't get pregnant" to 'I'm racist!"

This .001% medical condition case proves everything the vermintide say is correct and morally justified. I have been wrong this entire time and now I want drag queens teaching children how to twerk.
(vermintide always try to use these ultra rare genetic conditions in their arguments to say, "See, it's not just male or female! Gender is a spectrum!" No, this one in a million person has a genetic disorder, you're just a perverted freak.)

I am unfortunately going to have to denounce Shiina and stop being a butter cookie after baiting me thinking she was a based duck enjoyer.
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I am now an Airi fan, she picked the superior duck.

Have you seen the final evolution?

Honestly, Lumi's name is still fitting lmao. The design of the final evolution really doesn't stray from "The gay duck" tbh
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I've had a friend name him after that one gay dude in DQ11 because of this.

I didn't look up the evolutions until yesterday. I was a 'grass-always' person ever since Bulbasaur, but oh my goodness the grass and water starters are so disgustingly, horrifically bad. The fire one is passable. Kinda makes me glad that I don't play anymore, because I would not want those things on my screen.