Me: What's your opinion on pitbulls?
Pippa: I love pitbulls! I have two of them myself, and I love them to death! I have two pitbull puppers and Papakin has a pitbull. She's a service dog too!!
Me: Really? They haven't eaten any toddlers?
Pippa: Pft, no! I trained my puppers, and Papakin trained his, to follow commands and listen to every word we say! It's not the pitbulls, it's the owners who get them and don't train them!
Me: Even though they're statistically more responsible for fatal dog bites than all of the other dog breeds combined?
Pippa: Yeah because they're used for stuff like dog fighting a lot! Dog fighting is so disgusting and I hate that people do it! But I've trained my dog to be super friendly with all people, and to only get violent if there's danger. Papakin's dog doesn't even have an aggressive bone in her body! She's a big wuss, but I love her!