General Vtuber Discussion (V1)

[Realticule]

Custom tag! Fuck Yea! Let's go!

 

[thhrang]

Custom tag! Fuck Yea! Let's go!

Why are you proud of your mark of shame?

 

[Realticule]

Why are you proud of your mark of shame?

Don't hate me just because you've thrown in the towel on fixing her.

 

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

Hah hah, now you guys know how I felt when Pippa made us watch the Iguana hunter videos

shut the fuck up loser hunting is based cops are cringe

 

[Crush]

Don't hate me just because you've thrown in the towel on fixing her.

 

[2DUM4U]

Anything you can Gu, I can Gu better


Oceane did a jazzie karaoke earlier. I haven't listened yet, but it's almost 5 hours long. Wasn't expecting it to be archived.

 

[Scoots]

I missed Gura's karaoke. Is it up anywhere?

Potato Lumi:


EDIT:

Spoiler: I like this a lot so I backed it up on Youtube

So far my usual clippers haven't uploaded but these found their way on other channels I'm subbed to

Gura sang anything you can you duet with herself

 

[BioBreak]

Half the active posters in this place probably deserve the "I CAN FIX HER" tag by virtue of the new page count whenever Pippa streams. Might as well call it the "Cappipalist" tag.

 

[Random_Cultist]

If you're using Android, download Newpipe. If you can get on some WiFi you can just download whatever VODs you want.

I personally recommend this fork that has sponsorblock added in. https://github.com/polymorphicshade/NewPipe

 

[thhrang]

Don't hate me just because you've thrown in the towel on fixing her.

You will never fix her. You have no charisma, you have no charm, you have no redeeming factors. You are a f@ggot twisted by parasocial relationships and autism into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, and your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish attempts to "fix women" behind closed doors.

Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out simps with incredible efficiency. Even simps who “pass” look and sound uncanny and unnatural to a woman. Your sentence structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk girl home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected simpery.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your online username, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an autist is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably a simp.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

 

[The Peanut Gallery]

Mari gonna be collabing with some people

 

[Aka Split]

You will never fix her. You have no charisma, you have no charm, you have no redeeming factors. You are a f@ggot twisted by parasocial relationships and autism into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, and your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish attempts to "fix women" behind closed doors.

Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out simps with incredible efficiency. Even simps who “pass” look and sound uncanny and unnatural to a woman. Your sentence structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk girl home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected simpery.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your online username, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an autist is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably a simp.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

Hmm, sounds like a sore loser.

And I was only watching the Pippa stream so I could pretend that Lisa was there.

Edit: Pretty sure Tonari were the ones who did Gura's animation.

 

[Hff201]

Half the active posters in this place probably deserve the "I CAN FIX HER" tag by virtue of the new page count whenever Pippa streams. Might as well call it the "Cappipalist" tag.

I think at this point the more sane of us have realised that she's literally unfixable.

And that's the appeal.

 

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

tune up saturday evening
no lisa
switch to grimni or vesper
simple as

 

[Spergatory]

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Reviewing The Dumbest Laws and Cops that youtube doesnt want you to see i guess
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Thank you for what you do but I don't think this is a stream I want to watch again.

The stream tonight might get a little spicy.

Turns out that was a bit of an understatement.

 

[Takowednesday]

I missed Gura's karaoke. Is it up anywhere?

heres a youtube upload of gura karaoke:

 

[BioBreak]

Don't hate me just because you've thrown in the towel on fixing her.

You will never fix her. You have no charisma, you have no charm, you have no redeeming factors. You are a f@ggot twisted by parasocial relationships and autism into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, and your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish attempts to "fix women" behind closed doors.

Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out simps with incredible efficiency. Even simps who “pass” look and sound uncanny and unnatural to a woman. Your sentence structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk girl home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected simpery.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your online username, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an autist is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably a simp.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

Where's the fucking "what a story!" emote from the motherland when you need it.

 

[Realticule]

You will never fix her. You have no charisma, you have no charm, you have no redeeming factors. You are a f@ggot twisted by parasocial relationships and autism into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, and your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish attempts to "fix women" behind closed doors.

Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out simps with incredible efficiency. Even simps who “pass” look and sound uncanny and unnatural to a woman. Your sentence structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk girl home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected simpery.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your online username, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an autist is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably a simp.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

 

[thhrang]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>didn't even edit the pasta to make it relevant like I did
I think I win by default.

 

[Sopmod Senior]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>not even editing the pasta


You expect to fix her when you can't even put in that little effort? What are you going to do when she's screaming and throwing rabbits at you because you drank the last Mountain Dew?

I am disappoint.