General Thread v5 Guys: MariMari_EN Edition

[Euthyphro]

More palette cleansers after the events of the past 24 hours:
Peo handcam:

Riri baking:

 

[Azehara]

Tomoe Umari is taking several days off streaming to grieve a friend who committed suicide:

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That's rough. Its not uncommon for people that off themselves to show no signs of shit being bad so I doubt she could have done anything for them. Sometimes its best not to even think about the "what ifs" as its basically just a way to shackle yourself to a permanent weight.

 

[Euthyphro]

37 pages into the current thread, but no one has actually posted a Ms. 5 Guys stream. For shame.

 

[Hff201]

Dream is a vtuber now.

 

[VSoyBoy]

Dream is a vtuber now.



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I got something for him:

 

[dkn2038]

Dream is a vtuber now.



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unironically better rigging than some real vtubers

 

[NeneLOVE]

Dream is a vtuber now.



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Truly this industry has the highest amount of grifters out of any other place online.

 

[VSoyBoy]

I wanted to wait until it was done to post, but god damn she's still going after three hours.
Scarle is doing a Karaoke where she's only singing "meow". Her setlist is already 30 songs long.

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

I wanted to wait until it was done to post, but god damn she's still going after three hours.
Scarle is doing a Karaoke where she's only singing "meow". Her setlist is already 30 songs long.

>Click on link
>"Never Gonna Give You Up"

fuck you

 

[JusticeDog]

Gura dies and the true king of vtubers appears

 

[thhrang]

Gura dies and the true king of vtubers appears
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The Gura Killer made manifest....

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

does this mean we need to have a dedicated dream thread

should we even allow dream stans in the first place? I say they should only be allowed to post in the Reticule debate thread!

 

[thhrang]

should we even allow dream stans in the first place? I say they should only be allowed to post in the Reticule debate thread!

We will permit @Realticule turn the Dream stans into meat.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

does this mean we need to have a dedicated dream thread

should we even allow dream stans in the first place? I say they should only be allowed to post in the Reticule debate thread!

Users must be 18+. This rules out literally all of Dream's audience.

 

[Todd's Strongest Howard]

I'm looking forward to when we start dropping Google Docs on on each other here.

I can't wait to learn which one of you is back stabbing the others by trying to prevent @NeneLOVE from making charts for them and keeping him busy with the Brave chart.

It's me. Fuck your gdoc, I'll get the clout for torpedoing myself.

Speaking of that, she's under heat from the TCG community because she's a bimbo who doesn't understand that a Trading Card Game need to be functional, and forcing buyers to "proxy the card" and "ignore the text" is a terrible take on your own shit being remade for the third time, transforming the first batch in useless baseball cards. I'm trying to find the clip to no avail, but I'm pretty sure she even says something stupid like "TCG players are so entitled".
Interesting how there's not a single drama channel covering it, filthy Yamanbasnakes.

To cover it, you need to understand it, and dramafags don't understand anything besides just scrolling twitter and clicking links, least of all the rules of a TCG. Least of all the rules of that pile of shit.

The product is just a shitty grift. It will never be functional as a game because the people behind it don't really care about the game portion if it means they can force retards to keep rebuying cards.

I will stab you in your sleep cabron.

Like a woman.

Stab me in my wake you chickenshit.

Kei's model artist career is booming good for the toothpaste fox

I can't wait for 3 years hence when another round of gdocs drop from another gaggle of cockgobblers that get embroiled in a Spy vs Spy backstab bonanza over this artist.

I got something for him:

Would need to be at least 9 hours long with a 1 hour break where she has to stop to catch her breath, because women can't hit for shit so it would take her forever to actually beat someone unconscious.

 

[shipmate]

Didn't Dream diddle some fans or am I misremembering stuff? I never dug deep into it, just that he was circled with drama and as usual, there's a shower of allegations, but Minecraft youtubers? I wouldn't doubt it.

 

[PleaseCheckYourReceipts]

Didn't Dream diddle some fans or am I misremembering stuff? I never dug deep into it, just that he was circled with drama and as usual, there's a shower of allegations, but Minecraft youtubers? I wouldn't doubt it.

If I remember right, the most serious questions were around some of his crew. Weirdly, the major drama around him involved enlisting physicists and all of the Math Youtubers.

 

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

Users must be 18+. This rules out literally all of Dream's dating pool.

 

[Dr. Welshman]

Didn't Dream diddle some fans or am I misremembering stuff? I never dug deep into it, just that he was circled with drama and as usual, there's a shower of allegations, but Minecraft youtubers? I wouldn't doubt it.

With the underage fan thing, it was actually more to do with his staff than Dream, people jumped on him not realising (because retardation).
The one thing he actually was caught in was manipulating the drop rates on his world record Minecraft run, to the point he hired a mathematician to confirm it was possible, before getting BTFO by the Minecraft speed running mods with insane number crunched figures.
TL;DR what he did in the run was mathematically impossible with base game figures, proving he manipulated the game code.

 

[PleaseCheckYourReceipts]

With the underage fan thing, it was actually more to do with his staff than Dream, people jumped on him not realising (because retardation).
The one thing he actually was caught in was manipulating the drop rates on his world record Minecraft run, to the point he hired a mathematician to confirm it was possible, before getting BTFO by the Minecraft speed running mods with insane number crunched figures.
TL;DR what he did in the run was mathematically impossible with base game figures, proving he manipulated the game code.

The sad part about the faked run drama is I don't think he intended to run the manipulated builds. I think he simply didn't notice he was on the wrong load of the client when he was doing speedrun stuff, didn't realize it when he submitted it and then quadrupled down when called out on it. While everyone was on the "physical possibilities before the heat death of the universe" math work, there was a blatantly obvious & logical answer for how it all went down. He hired a physicists for number crunching before checking if he had played on a modified client for those runs.

It was a 5 minute check and a mea culpa, because using modified clients had been previously part of his content. But he'd clearly not faced any real criticism before and responded in a really dumb, overtly autistic way. That isn't too surprising.