"...I don't have anyone to give head to"Fujikura Uruka

General Thread v5 Guys: MariMari_EN Edition

Phantasm

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Imagine getting groomed by three menheras only to find out they are all mikeneko.
You mean I can get a three-in-one girlfriend? Nice

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Xuhle

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Imagine getting groomed by three menheras only to find out they are all mikeneko.
3 personalities of mikeneko and kuro just for good measure.
 

Superduper Samurai

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to the shock of no one Noa imploded completely now




E- btw ghost archive was down when I made this

You know Sayu is destined to be the karmic clown of the scene when her shitty chink agency she joined out of a desperate longing of belonging to a group implodes a day after the Phase Invaders were revealed, a group and a wave she could've been apart of if she didnt fuck up her negotiations with the fishman, doubly so when the current invaders were given a go to stay on twitch too

But now all she has are the ruins of a scam chink company nobody cared for, sad!
 
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Italian Raccoon

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Saturnus

haha it's unou
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Full screenshot that's not from a filthy phoneposter.
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"This corpo seems sketchy, Sayu. It might implode and I'm worried that you've boarded a train that's going to crash and fall off a cliff."
>You don't know that. You're just a hater.
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E- btw ghost archive was down when I made this

It's been like, 5 or 6 months later and it looks like the train is barreling for the cliff if this is anything to go by, Wow. Who'd've thunk?
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Everybody knew but she thought she knew better.
They took her to China bro. She read the contract they gave her, did you? You're just a hater who doesn't want her to succeed after being abused by kurosanji.
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Phantasm

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Helkar

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You know Sayu is destined to be the karmic clown of the scene when her shitty chink group she joined out of a desperate longing for belonging to a group implodes a day after Phase Invaders were revealed, a group and a wave she could've been apart of if she didnt fuck up her negotiations with the fishman

But now all she has are the ruins of a scam chink company nobody cared for, sad!
Holy shit i didn't even realize the timing meant that Sayu could have been the one getting announced yesterday.
Sorry for Sayu, truly, but that's hysterical.
 

Sankisei

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Xuhle

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You know Sayu is destined to be the karmic clown of the scene when her shitty chink agency she joined out of a desperate longing of belonging to a group implodes a day after the Phase Invaders were revealed, a group and a wave she could've been apart of if she didnt fuck up her negotiations with the fishman

But now all she has are the ruins of a scam chink company nobody cared for, sad!
I would argue it's died a week or two ago, mostly cause I noticed their website page died, but just assumed they were changing things around again that I didn't think to be it up.
 

ZerroDefex

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I think the most fucked up part of the entire thing is the house. Having the owner of it originally backing out after she painted and redid the floors, likely for better price now, is really fucked up.
Why is Sayu renovating a house before the contract is finalized and it's in her name though?
Seriously how the fuck does this even happen?

Oh it's a "lease"? Idiot why are you even bothering to remodel it if you didn't actually buy it? It's just a glorified apartment.
 

ValkyrieAce

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Holo specifically has it so they can delete yab later. They had manager watching and editing vods all the time, even more so on handcams where reflections and shit can be found. Since they are the biggest, people just kinda ... copy them without thinking why Holo does it. And eventually it became vtubing standard practice. I highly doubt Phase/Nijisanji has a legion of managers on the ready to took down vod the moment the stream end then edit them like Holo.

That being said, you can enable playback/rewind even if they don't have it enabled using firefox scripts. I installed this one and can confirm it 100% worked. Idk about chrome.
It's also to stop clippers, even though it doesn't work since they use those workarounds you mentioned, because if a clipper uploads part of a stream before it's finished, it can fuck with the Youtube autodetection and flags the clip as the original stream and their stream as reupload.
 

CalciumAnimal

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E- btw ghost archive was down when I made this


ok sayu but is it funny because its true or is it funny because the company is melting around your ears and laughing is the only thing left to do.
It's depressing when i'm right.
Even a year later, I'm still willing to be friends with Sayu - which redirects to my point back then, that others have surely made similar offers of friendship,
not everyone has your history of man whoring John.

I doubt her genmates view her as anything other then a coworker they don't have much reason to even if they shared a living space at best they might help out of pity but i suspect anyone desperate enough to take NOA's job was similarly desperate or naieve.
Seriously how the fuck does this even happen?

Oh it's a "lease"? Idiot why are you even bothering to remodel it if you didn't actually buy it? It's just a glorified apartment.
because she's desperate for people to like her and that's been pretty apparent for a while now.

Just replace her model with a kicked puppy.
 

VSoyBoy

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Do you think she would be desperate enough to go back to Niji if they offered?
 

CalciumAnimal

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Do you think she would be desperate enough to go back to Niji if they offered?
Honestly in a situation where that was on the table I think she would.

Grass is greener on the other side.

Also it sounds like she really needs the financial support no matter how small.
 

Xuhle

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It's depressing when i'm right.

not everyone has your history of man whoring John.

I doubt her genmates view her as anything other then a coworker they don't have much reason to even if they shared a living space at best they might help out of pity but i suspect anyone desperate enough to take NOA's job was similarly desperate or naieve.

because she's desperate for people to like her and that's been pretty apparent for a while now.

Just replace her model with a kicked puppy.
Ria I could see being desperate for it. Rita on the other hand is very talented in musician and singer, I think she just wanted more organizer and help with sponsors.
 

46gumi

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Xuhle

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Give me the bonks as much as you want but I originally read it as she was asking for a ntr dick list.


Slight context n/r is rarities in master duel.
 

TKN_Lurker

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to the shock of no one Noa imploded completely now




E- btw ghost archive was down when I made this


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Yep, vindicated. I hope this gives her a good reality check this time around. She brought this all upon herself and has no one to blame but her for the stupid choices she's made.
 

RestlessRain

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Xuhle

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Yep, vindicated. I hope this gives her a good reality check this time around. She brought this all upon herself.
Even if you fuck her there's no fixing this amount of retarded, and she's my oshi.
 
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