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Superduper Samurai

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This tweet by itself could be seen as an actual signal for wanting to improve, but the rest just shows she only cares about the money.

You made me curious and what the fuck are these goals?
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What does she think she is to even have a $100,000 goal? The fact that $22k is basically a failure to her compared to what she was hoping to get is crazy. :chibiBrainDamage:

I am amazed she even got that much before and I am glad most of her whales dropped dropped her. The rewards are pure garbage and specially the top donor ones. For the kind of money she was expecting, she should be offering actual IRL whore services to the poor losers willing be her top donors.
Offtopic but oh to be a fly on the wall of one of those e-girl top donor "private gaming sessions"

It sounds like a goldmine of cringe, the skeb is just the cherry ontop of the whore sundae
 

Aquatic Novellite

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We're winning, Abebros! Slowly but surely!
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Dear Abe's ghost,

I'm happy to report that people have started having sex again.

The people in question are a Chinese Indonesian and a Korean Canadian.

Both are women and they will not have children with each other.

Kindly,

Aquatic Novellite
 

SpringKusa

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Should've been more like Matsuri. Massive Nijisimp, avoids joining Niji specifically because she is one.

All chuubas should be as wise and sage as Matsuri.
I want to see the alternate reality where Haachama and Hoshikawa swap places but Matsuri still remains in Holo
 

God's Tastiest Bucko

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Dear Abe's ghost,

I'm happy to report that people have started having sex again.

The people in question are a Chinese Indonesian and a Korean Canadian.

Both are women and they will not have children with each other.

Kindly,

Aquatic Novellite
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bothyourhouses

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Offtopic but oh to be a fly on the wall of one of those e-girl top donor "private gaming sessions"

It sounds like a goldmine of cringe, the skeb is just the cherry ontop of the whore sundae
Unless you want a top celeb they go pretty cheap these days, the market is pretty saturated.

Like any paid companionship, the skilled/hardworking ones will put you at ease and make it feel like a fun hangout with a friend, at which point the cringe doesn't matter (most regular gaming sessions are cringe from the outside if you were listening in). If you do it with someone who doesn't want to be there and isn't bothering to hide it then yeah it's going to be a bad time for both of you, but ultimately that's self defeating and that kind of person usually wouldn't have gotten popular in the first place.
 

kushami tasukaru

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Varium's Serenade Oxblood starting her FF1 adventure.

She used the shortened version of 2nd gen's names.
Monk: Sere(nade)
White Mage: Ahi(ru)
Fighter: Awa(wa)
Black Mage Ni(na)
Same team I used to clear the game.

Re:AcT also released the teaser song cover for the other debutant.



Second cover for the long haired one

This one has a clearer and calmer voice, based on their singing voices the two debutants have potential. Still don't know who they were previously.

VSpo's Akarin and Shiranami Ramune playing Connect 4.

With controller throwing.
 

Phantasm

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If you do it with someone who doesn't want to be there and isn't bothering to hide it then yeah it's going to be a bad time for both of you, but ultimately that's self defeating and that kind of person usually wouldn't have gotten popular in the first place.
God I wish that were true
 

Svarog

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Onolumi playing Shinobi.


Meche playing Frame Gride.

Twitch link

Dena chatting.


Ronja playing Nekopara.

Youtube link

Kana yapping


It reads that way but I think they meant the cousin had the car keys on them when they drove away in their own car. So there'll be a car with no keys left behind and the keys are 9h away.
Yep, you're right.
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NeneLOVE

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Nijisanji and Hololive have announced the NijiHolo Interleague. The NijiKoushien style tournament will take place at the Es Con Field in Hokkaido on the 24th and 25th of May. The tournament will be played on Konami's Professional Baseball Spirits 2024-2025.


Picture of the venue, which holds 35,000:
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There is an official website and a press release which give some further details on the event.

The teams will be headed by chairmen Sasaki Saku (Nijisanji) and Shirakami Fubuki (Hololive) and the managers will be Sara Hoshikawa and Lize Helesta for Nijisanji and Usada Pekora and Amane Kanata for Hololive.

Both the team draft as well as more event details including ticketing information will be announced on livestreams on the chairmen's YouTube channels March 17th JST.

Nijikeks should be glad this is going down in nipland, if it was in the west the Nijis would get beaten to a pulp no matter whether they won or lost. Vtuber hooliganism be wildin.
 

httn

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Vacations in which the fans bought you a Laptop so you could do quick update streams, and you failed to do on any occasion.
Wow she's just like Mozzu! Those two should team up I'm sure they'd get along great!:)
 

Cubanodun

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Following up on this.
Elia's donothon ended with $22K. As expected, chat came in at the end bumping her up from 16K in the last few hours. Truly a peak British cinema moment.
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That amount of cash can go a long way in Japan and is a pretty good result by any indie vtuber metric, and for goals that required zero effort on her part to fulfil it's a steal! Let's see how this endlessly grateful Goose reacted to this 😃
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oh.
TN: YOU DIDN'T PAY ENOUGH!!!
I'm not even joking, despite keeping up some good cheer some of the things she said in the last 30 minutes had some thinly-veiled seethe behind the words:
  • "I've genuinely forgotten what the goals were, I gave up hope on the goals"
  • "Next time I'll only do one page"
  • "You guys did good looking after YOURSELVES this year"
  • "I'll set everything much lower next year, I've learned, that YOU guys have learned, which is good"
And my favorite
  • "I feel silly that I set goals too high and embarrassed that people might laugh at me"
Hi Elia :deztheroom: Having ambition isn't bad but the carrot needs to be more appealing than bare feet, eating food, and paying for your vacations. Vacations in which the fans bought you a Laptop so you could do quick update streams, and you failed to do on any occasion.

I pity her fans. What a rude slap in the face that must be to see after riding the hype of successfully supporting your oshi.
It is a massive dip from last year's 80K, but not a failure by any measure. Why such a drop though? Could it be that her audience doesn't have enough to pump out nearly 6 figures year? That they don't feel appreciative after donating so much last time in exchange for neglect and a sharp model downgrade that's unrecognizable? Prioritizing a different platform making the people who supported you into second-class fans? Maybe it's because the top donor rewards were so hilariously lopsided that there was zero need to compete for anything other than first place (which her biggest paypig already trotted on in the first hour)? Tariffs?
:ameliaThink:
No. It's the integration of text to speech donations and items being thrown at the vtuber, the gayest fucking practices a vtuber can possibly engage with. Filtered anyone with decent taste.

The donothon wasn't all sunshine and rainbows though and she had a woman moment in her second-to-last stream
She was crying pretty hard obsessing over losing fans, about people talking behind her back, sad of being tired and ill despite subsisting on only junk food and not touching fruit without a $3000 incentive, remarking how she totally never gets angry and has to have other people get angry on her behalf (in other words, when she gets mad she needs a mob to cheer for her), and then in the same breath throwing out the old being taken advantage of spiel whilst also saying she wants to avoid high school drama, like that statement won't instigate that very thing.
Lastly, she was upset at how some people were disappointed with the 2.0 model. It was a "gift" to fans after all that nobody asked for and fans paid for:whatastory:
At least Koroyopi was there to guilt trip chat into giving her money whilst she was crying.
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How very nice of her. I'm sure it's only a coincidence that Koro happened to win the Palworld tournament, alongside Elia collab frequenter PiaPi. Maybe I'm just noticing too hard though.

She was just short of getting her paid-for vacation, and more importantly, an innocent cat has been spared abandonment. For now. She's still threatening to have one in her goal next year (Yes she's already planning), assuming she doesn't get one in a bout of selfish impulse before then.
Ooooof from making 84k in 2 days to not getting half in a week, could not happen to a better menhera, open the fansly already you know you want to
 

shipmate_F

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It is a massive dip from last year's 80K, but not a failure by any measure.
I'm not a fatlander so I ask: how much did she have to pay in taxes for that? Adding to that, was that 80K before or after YouTube/Streamlabs/Streamelements cut?
 

Superduper Samurai

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Nijikeks should be glad this is going down in nipland, if it was in the west the Nijis would get beaten to a pulp no matter whether they won or lost. Vtuber hooliganism be wildin.
JP Nijis still have to cope with being unable to call a player a twat unless they want to get shoahed
 

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This tweet by itself could be seen as an actual signal for wanting to improve, but the rest just shows she only cares about the money.

You made me curious and what the fuck are these goals?
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What does she think she is to even have a $100,000 goal? The fact that $22k is basically a failure to her compared to what she was hoping to get is crazy. :chibiBrainDamage:

I am amazed she even got that much before and I am glad most of her whales dropped dropped her. The rewards are pure garbage and specially the top donor ones. For the kind of money she was expecting, she should be offering actual IRL whore services to the poor losers willing be her top donors.
Bruh.
Like seriously, with the money you'd have to whale to be a top donator, you could possibly hire more than one high-end whores.

And they might even thank you more sincerely than this broad if you treat them well.
 

Limkin

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There is always fanart Nasa, drawing big boobs is just easier
 

Phantasm

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Bruh.
Like seriously, with the money you'd have to whale to be a top donator, you could possibly hire more than one high-end whores.

And they might even thank you more sincerely than this broad if you treat them well.
I understand the literal Oil barons where cash like that is nothing to them but I can't imagine being broke and taking loans out just so an e-whore can barely acknowledge your existence. Everytime I feel the self-hatred coming on I can atleast remind myself that I'll never stoop so low as to hand my entire life savings to a rando on the internet
 

NeneLOVE

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I understand the literal Oil barons where cash like that is nothing to them but I can't imagine being broke and taking loans out just so an e-whore can barely acknowledge your existence. Everytime I feel the self-hatred coming on I can atleast remind myself that I'll never stoop so low as to hand my entire life savings to a rando on the internet
What decades of social degradation and literally 0% chance of getting a female partner because they're all impossibly mentally ill does to a man.

When you got the gender whose whole purpose is to go around prego-ing bitches with no sex it does some seriously nasty things to the psyche, now scale that up to the whole of society.
 

The Proctor

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literally 0% chance of getting a female partner because they're all impossibly mentally ill does to a man.

The irony is that actually your chances are extremely high, you just need to not be a complete fucking psychopath who is incapable of actually talking to the person they hurl vast amounts of money at in any way besides either 'i wuv u so much u goddess uwu lemmie suck ur toes' and 'OMG YOU FAT FUCKING WHORE BITCH YOU CUNT WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU PUTTING OUT FOR ME AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU FUCKING CUNT I HOPE YOU GET RAPED BY IMMIGRANTS'

Remember that people like SOTI are the norm in this fanbase, not people like you.

Tangentially related; I love this thing Null put together once;

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Cubanodun

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The irony is that actually your chances are extremely high, you just need to not be a complete fucking psychopath who is incapable of actually talking to the person they hurl vast amounts of money at in any way besides either 'i wuv u so much u goddess uwu lemmie suck ur toes' and 'OMG YOU FAT FUCKING WHORE BITCH YOU CUNT WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU PUTTING OUT FOR ME AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU FUCKING CUNT I HOPE YOU GET RAPED BY IMMIGRANTS'

Remember that people like SOTI are the norm in this fanbase, not people like you.

Tangentially related; I love this thing Null put together once;

So why dont you have one?
 

The Proctor

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