Germany continues frontrunning "the most cucked country" competition
Wake up babe, new Navy Seals copypasta just dropped, courtesy of Emburger
"Just know, if anyone forced me to break out my claws out and get into a fight, that I will fight dirty. I will rip your ear off with my teeth. I will scratch and gouge your eyes out. I will kick you in the nuts. And will curbstomp you. I will gutpunch you. I will pull your hair off. I'll make sure my earrings are put away. Hold my shit! My hair will be tied up, so you can't use my long mullet-hair. You will experience krav maga. I will throw sand in your eyes! It doesn't matter, the process of the fight. It matters, the outcome okay? If I win, I win! So I will grapple you and put you in chokehold! WORLDSTAR!"
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