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Abomination

The abominable amalgamation known as "chyaaat!"
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You're forced to protect Jews in a synagogue (that didn't actually exist) from your fellow Bohemians to progress the main story while one of your main love interests, a single mother, cucks you with the one black man in a 500 mile radius, who shits on your country the entire game and even rants about stupid shit like how your people don't use spices in their food.

And yes, he is an unkillable character.
Meanwhile in Old World....
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God's Saddest Tattletail

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Based Ekko was praising Kirsche for speaking her mind even if they don't align politically
And here I thought a self-admitted "former normie" British girl would just outright hate me for my political beliefs... Ekko at this point you might as well just ask me to become a Gosling it's literally over for me.
 

Phantasm

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DID THAT JUST HAVE A RESPECT WHORES SPEECH LOOOOOOOOOOL

I mean it is Valentine's Day I suppose
They turned one of the best bro's in fucking gaming history into a gay romance even though he's a historical character who in RL has a child

Like the fact that that Daniel is trying to bullshit us is insulting and lying to our face makes me more mad then the fact it actually exists
 
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Wixoyu

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Valentine's sovl at Nimi standard time
 

Banana Hammock

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They turned one of the best bro's in fucking gaming history into a gay romance even though he's a historical character who in RL has several children

Like the fact that that Daniel is trying to bullshit us is insulting and lying to our face makes me more mad then the fact it actually exists

Doesn't that only happen if you pick the dialogue that's an obvious euphemism and has hearts around it?
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Meanwhile in Old World....
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I'm still salty as fuck Crusader Kings 3 took out the ability to borrow money from the Jews and then expel them from your country.
They turned one of the best bro's in fucking gaming history into a gay romance even though he's a historical character who in RL has several children

Like the fact that that Daniel is trying to bullshit us is insulting and lying to our face makes me more mad then the fact it actually exists

Reminder: His historical character was born in 1388 (even stated in the ingame codex) and the game takes place in 1403, so the game has child sodomy.
 

Punished Anime Discusser

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Doesn't that only happen if you pick the dialogue that's an obvious euphemism and has hearts around it?
You literally have to groom Hans into wanting to fuck you. It's Arcade Gannon but even more retarded.
 

Phantasm

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Doesn't that only happen if you pick the dialogue that's an obvious euphemism and has hearts around it?
It's the fact that it's an option at all when playing through the games it's pretty obvious that Henry has a canon personality as a God fearing Christian. I know that the second game is inviting a lot of newfags who never touched the first one but it's entire selling point of being a realistic historical simulator was one of it's biggest draws
 

dumdum did nothing wrong

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Watching anti woke types like Hypnotic fall on the sword to defend KCD2's bait and switch was hilarious.

Dizzy bought Ember sushi.....we sure those discord dates were just for pretend?
 

RestlessRain

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Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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I just know that I have the day off so I must be swimming in bitches

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God's Strongest Dragoon

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Every female vtuber streams on Valentine's Day, it's like telling everyone that a mall-store Santa is working Christmas Eve.
If your oshi isn't streaming on Valentine's Day, she's 100% getting plowed by her boyfriend after she paid for their dinner with your superchat money.
:smugpipi:
 

Thomas Talus

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Phantasm

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If your oshi isn't streaming on Valentine's Day, she's 100% getting plowed by her boyfriend after she paid for their dinner with your superchat money.
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My oshi isn't a whore LET'S GOOOO
 

RestlessRain

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If your oshi isn't streaming on Valentine's Day, she's 100% getting plowed by her boyfriend after she paid for their dinner with your superchat money.
:smugpipi:
All female vtubers stream on Valentine's Day. Even Gura and Saya/Kamiko Kana stop their holiday, dust the cobwebs off and stream to get that Valentine's Day money.
 

Smelliest007

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RestlessRain

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I Wanna Die

Don't do drugs, blow all your money on vtubers
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get rid of Eimi, Clara, and capipis groundpounding bitos at OffKai and the company is pretty straight.

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Pippa gay
Erina gay
Jerry and Lumi are married.
Dizzy literally just interrupted Ember's eating stream to flirt.
We have actual confirmation Runie is gay
Plus have you seen what Sakana looks like?

Phase is gay all the way down.
 

Kazuma

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Limkin

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My oshi isn't a whore LET'S GOOOO

If they all schedule streams at around the same time then they can all spend time together afterwards and also grab the valentine paycheck. The yurification of the industry benefits everyone and has no downsides
 
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