General Thread v3: The Hexagone

[Awoogers]

This was posted on the Discord and I feel is worth sharing here as well. Anyone think of any questions that'd be worth asking?

I dont know if Zoey was the same manager who gaslit the fuck out of Rin into thinking she's British but she's in constant beef with her and it's entertaining to watch so I guess I like her

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Hire Fauna to skinwalk the model from now on

NEW RRAT ​

Fauna left because management thought "jumbo jugs" was Kronii's brand, not Fauna's, and wouldn't give Fauna a boob buff. Fauna was tired of getting called "medium".

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[Svarog]

TRiGGERPHiSH's debut 2.0 (what's a name...)


She is released new cover (btw, she has a horrible accent when she sings in Russian)


3 chatting stream's
With Aleda


Alex


And Neru (not Nadechama)

 

[SandyCat]

Pink and yellow bear lady who deletes vods for some annoying reason is playing boomer game again

And someone casually gave her 2 bil. Is that the secret to getting runescape gold? Become a vtuber and farm simps?

 

[ponwolf]

Euphoria anniversary is in like two or three days right? What are they even gonna do?

I thought on Saya’s update stream she didn’t even realize that Gen3 anniversary was coming up. Seeing how 2 of them are inconsistent and 1 is basically MIA, I am of the belief that they’re not gonna do anything except drop merch

 

[God's Strongest Wardog]

WHERE IS HINA
Euphoria anniversary is in like two or three days right? What are they even gonna do?

Fine, I'll come clean; I got Hina pregnant. Like "holy shit, how tf are you walking gurl" kind of pregnant. We're supposed to keep it secret until she's done popping them out, and we needed to hide her from Clara so she didn't forcefully abort them.

I'm sorry, Sakana made me sign an NDA.

 

[JusticeDog]

Is there a corpo out there willing to bend backwards for someone who doesn't stream. Don't say vshojo we know that ain't true.

Gura probably makes more passively from merch than most corpos do in total

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

Gura probably makes more passively from merch than most corpos do in total

If cover ever truly breaks ties with Gura, without being able to sell merch afterward, the shareholders might actually start a riot

Dino Gura alone sells out before you can blink

 

[Sh4gg1]

And V4Mirai Karaoke Relay starting in less than 30 minutes.

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Spoiler: playlist

V4Mirai's new song premiering now!

EDIT:
KINO!

Very catch song, everyone did great, i'm so proud of these girls!

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

WHERE IS HINA
Euphoria anniversary is in like two or three days right? What are they even gonna do?

None of the talents have put out a schedule yet and the anniversary is on Tuesday, so who knows what's going to happen?

 

[RestlessRain]

 

[Stunned But Dumb]

Better Luck Next Time Team Spiral and Team Blaze


Everyone looks upset, but Jelly looks like this is the worst thing to have ever happened to her

 

[lakyus]

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Didn't PRISM implode and let all their talents keep their IPs? Because Ami Amami is a frog, so that might have been hinting at her. All the invaders have been former corpo talents instead of people that were indies the whole time. Sakana likely prefers the invaders being former corpo so he can bank on them being used to corpo shenanigans and he can check with people to see how they were at that corpo.

 

[Awoogers]

Speaking of Rin, wtf happened to her? Did she go running off to live in the wild with the pikmin?

Oh shes mostly doing fine though she did have to go to the doctors a few days ago to have a regular check up iirc but yeah she's still her silly self

...What am I saying she's fucking British she is never fine
It's like having a debuff as soon as they were born

 

[superduper]

Meanwhile HOLY SHIT I can't believe that Phase poached Fauna, I can't wait for @superduper to catch up to the last 20 pages!

It isn't cool to lie and take advantage of people who aren't caught up. Not nice.

 

[Kalion]

A

Apparently this is supposed to be her drooling while sleeping.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

A

 

[Stunned But Dumb]

Fuwamoco are going to have a stream about their victory in the vtuber awards. I expected a thank you tweet, but they've always been really appreciative of their place and the ruffians so this is nice.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Bijou getting coached by Fauna while playing Hitman in 30mins. Come have an aneurysm @Todd's Strongest Howard