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Did they say which hotel they stayed at?
Nope, but they said the name of the shooting range was Battlefield, so I'd assume it was this one. Maybe you could find their hotel if you looked for ones near that area.

Is it bad that I envision all of these scenarios with them as their characters? It's honestly because it makes it a lot less interesting when it's just 3 identical looking nips.

Really goes to show how sheltered these mofos are in their own homogeneous society.
I'd say it's the opposite of bad. Imagining them as their vtuber selves is exactly what they want you to do. That's why they go through the trouble of bringing their plushies and inserting their 3D models into photos. Being able to imagine them like that in these situations not only makes them more entertaining, but is exactly the point of vtubing as a medium.

That's why it's kinda disappointing to see how many vtubers nowadays just not care and do full IRL streams and stuff directly on their vtuber account. I'm clearly bias but stuff like Kson's or Bao's vlogs isn't as interesting as the idea of Subaru with the funniest sadface ever as she gets suspected of carrying drugs.

Also they're a lot cuter in general :pomuLove:


 

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The juxtaposition of anime characters in real life places and situations will never not be a glory to behold.

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That's why it's kinda disappointing to see how many vtubers nowadays just not care and do full IRL streams and stuff directly on their vtuber account. I'm clearly bias but stuff like Kson's or Bao's vlogs isn't as interesting as the idea of Subaru with the funniest sadface ever as she gets suspected of carrying drugs.

Also not a rant and I do feel a bit petty about this, but it's why I so rarely watch Oni giri anymore, at least partly. I liked her gimmick though I can tell it's much more difficult to set up than simply flesh streaming. I also have no interest in besmirching her decision to not do it anymore, she's still the same and her and her community still love it after all. It's just 1) I have less interest in any streams of hers that aren't cooking streams and 2)


It bugs me that her thumbnails use her model when she isn't using her model at all in that stream. That's not a one time occurrence. It feels like clickbait, but in a bizarre way since it's still her, you know what I mean? I don't know, a bit of the magic dies I guess.
 
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Mio, Miko, Subaru and their crazy adventure in Las Vegas!


Big post ahead but I couldn't stop laughing the whole 2 hours. In their own retardedly comedic way, they got the classic Vegas experience of guns, gambling, whores and drugs:


Early Trip Shenanigans:
  • Mio was anxious about everything. She even thought her mindset might end up changing as this was her first time overseas. But Miko's been to America before and Subaru knows a bit of English so they figured it would work out.
  • They got these fancy, soft suitcases but Miko and Subaru forgot to set the lock code until they were at the airport.
  • Mio got asked to take off her jacket for security but only had a tank top under and got kinda embarrassed. Subaru said that if that was her, it would have only been underwear as she was wearing a tracksuit.
  • On the plane, Mio's monitor and seatbelt were both broken somehow. It got fixed after they took flight but Miko was worried that if something happened, Mio would have flown off her seat and perished. Meanwhile Subaru was watching a movie and her brain was off the entire time.
  • Practiced for 30 minutes beforehand for immigration/border check and everything worked out fine. Mio and Subaru got through quickly but Miko took the longest.
  • Stopped in LA for a bit and went to a cafe for food. Miko ordered a sandwich, got asked if she wanted it "Hot or Ice," thought it was about a drink and instead got a cold sandwich. She went back to ask them to heat it up, used her pocket talk and the way it translated was way more accusatory than she wanted.
  • Mio prepared two guides for them in Vegas so they could get to their hotel safe. The guides were friendly but told them to not go to the back alleys as they could get kidnapped, sold or killed. It got kinda awkward after that.
  • At the hotel check-in, the host recognized the Chiikawa merch Mio had which surprised them. Mio was in one room alone while Miko and Subaru were together in another room. They ate a ton of Panda Express delivery.
  • When they finished checking in, Miko and Subaru were hungry while Mio wanted to take a nap. They went on an adventure to get some food so they could surprise her when she woke up.
  • They walked around the hotel area for 2 hours and only got lost. They found a door leading to outside the hotel, saw a foreign person and was like "This is the outside world huh" like it's Attack on Titan. They remembered what the guide told the about getting kidnapped or killed so they went back.
  • While they were going back, Subaru texted Mio to wake her up but she never responded. They got worried and thought she might have died so they rushed. She was completely fine when they got there though, barely awake with only a shirt on.

The Shooting Range and the Elite Passport Loss:
  • They went to the Grand Canyon! Subaru heard about it from school but never realized how huge it was. Miko thought about how big the world is outside Japan and said it reminded her of a place where Goku fought.
  • Had a tour guide drive them around in a car but fell asleep a ton. Miko kept talking about how wide the world is, but ended up going back to her room first cause her stomach hurt.
  • They went to a shooting range! Miko wanted to try it out since they had the chance. They were surprised by how loud it was and even more surprised cause there were tanks around. It looked like an army base and it was even called the "Battlefield." The teacher helping them was really kind though.
  • When they first got there, they were asked to present their passports. Miko realized hers was missing, then Mio went to get hers and realized her entire wallet was gone. The silence was so awkward, Subaru had to get them to relax by just focusing on shooting stuff. (I guess the staff let them in the range anyways)
  • Subaru went up to shoot first and made sure to smile while doing it to show them how fun it was. Mio and Miko were so scared to try it though that they were hugging each other at one point. Mio was actually pretty good at it during her turn and the staff told her she had talent.
  • Then Miko went up and Subaru could see right away that her gun was tilted. The instructor ended up taking her gun away early. She tried to pick up an empty casing after but burned herself. (Apparently they used 22LRs but I don't know shit about guns)
  • Mio and Miko were depressed the whole time on the way back to the hotel. There's apparently nowhere in Vegas to get new passports so they were about to give up and go to San Francisco since there's a JP embassy there
  • When they got back, they asked the staff if they've found Mio's wallet and Miko's passport. "I AM NOT GOOD ENGLISH PLEASE HELP ME. I HAVE PROBLEM I LOST PASSPORT PLEASE HELP ME I'M SO SAD" The staff lady thought Subaru was talking about herself and she had to go "WAIT NOT ME, SHE SHE"
  • Security eventually came with a bag that had Miko's passport. Turns out she dropped it at the casino. They told Miko's manager about everything and she was about to have a panic attack.
  • Subaru was so grateful to security that she started relying on them for everything. She asked them a ton of stuff and gave them a nice tip at the end.
  • They couldn't find Mio's wallet in the end though so she had to get a new debit card, but it got frozen cause it was being used overseas. She had to ask Miko and Subaru to pay for everything and was sad.

Vegas Degeneracy and Ending:
  • They found these sexy cop cosplayers who asked them to take pictures. Mio didn't want to do it cause she read that this stuff is a tourist trap. They did it anyways cause the ladies were nice to them and told them beforehand it would cost money. One of them showed Miko her ass and told her to put the money in her crack. Then they smacked Miko as well. It made them want to dress like that during the next GTA event.
  • They went to the Cirque du Soleil and were really impressed, but Miko fell asleep. She would wake up at random to react and then go back to sleep. Mio also fell asleep when they were doing an acting section.
  • They went to a burlesque show afterwards. Something like an adult circus with a lot of dirty jokes and women getting naked. Miko was like "Yo those tits are huge" while Mio was surprised at how well they could control the movement of their tits(?). At some point, a performing animal (a lion or panther?) also played around with the tits.
  • Subaru was just watching and judging the other 2 from the side, while also being mad at them treating her like a kid that doesn't belong there. By the end, Miko was totally hooked in, yelling at the ladies to blow a kiss in her direction.
  • Went to the Sphere and enjoyed being immersed in different cultures. Miko and Mio were falling asleep again.
  • The casino was open for 24 hours so they went at least twice. Miko and Subaru went once during their 2-hour walk while Mio was sleeping (this is when Miko lost her passport). Subaru didn't bring much money so she lost everything quickly.
  • They went one more time near the end of the trip. Since it was the end, Miko decided to go all-in at blackjack (around $2,000) while Mio was yelling in English "SHE CRAZY SHE CRAZY!" Miko actually won though when the dealer bust.
  • When they were going back to Japan, Subaru got stopped at security because she had this powder for making chocolate drinks along with some bath salts. They thought she was trying to smuggle drugs. She just looked sad as they did a full body check on her but there was nothing wrong and they let her go.
  • Last time Miko went to Singapore with Suisei, staff was there so things went fine. Then at California with Flare, Korone and Lui, things were fine cause Lui's English carried them. This trip though, there were so many things that happened that it made Miko kinda hesistant to go overseas again.
  • But Subaru said they make a super well-balanced team and it'll work out so they should definitely do it again.
  • It was a lot of fun despite how crazy it was! Mio feels like the way she thinks might have changed a bit. Next time, she wants to do a trip where she plans nothing and lets Miko and Subaru take care of everything. But there's a chance they won't come back from that one.
  • There are even more stories they could talk about but they'll do so individually when they can.


The Grand Canyon, the Antelope Canyon, the Sphere and the Cirque du Soleil:
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Shooting range results and a tank:
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The lewd cop cosplayers and Miko's weird drawings of the burlesque show. She really wanted to highlight the nipples for some reason:
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Subaru, Miko, and Mio in America shooting guns.
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Thanks for the detailed write-up. I imagine us non-speakers wouldn't have gotten this much info from this stream. As plenty have already said, imaging their vtuber selves in these situations is hilarious to me. Glad they had fun and had such a fun group to experience this with. Glad all three were able to put their heads together and not only survive, but make it a fun trip.
 

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This clip is great. She's talking about real gooner shit with no filter but not in a whore horny bait way, just talking like it's about brushing her hair or something. :SelenHAHAhere:
She also called the Grafenberg spot (G-spot) as "gokiburi supotto" (cockroach spot).
 

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Subaru, Miko, and Mio in America shooting guns.
:pippafuckyeah:

Thanks for the detailed write-up. I imagine us non-speakers wouldn't have gotten this much info from this stream. As plenty have already said, imaging their vtuber selves in these situations is hilarious to me. Glad they had fun and had such a fun group to experience this with. Glad all three were able to put their heads together and not only survive, but make it a fun trip.
These trips beginning now sorta makes me think it's related to Cover's new office or something, before then we never saw any JP travel but just this year we had Koro-shishiron and now Shuba-mio-miko
 

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These trips beginning now sorta makes me think it's related to Cover's new office or something, before then we never saw any JP travel but just this year we had Koro-shishiron and now Shuba-mio-miko
There have been some work-related overseas trips the girls did, but I think this and the RobocoHaachama trip were legit just them on vacation.
 

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These trips beginning now sorta makes me think it's related to Cover's new office or something, before then we never saw any JP travel but just this year we had Koro-shishiron and now Shuba-mio-miko
Botan and Korone had staff with them and traveled to the new Cover office to speak with that one guy, so it definitely played a part. This MioSubaMiko trip was just them doing their own thing though. There was no staff with them and they (Mio) planned everything themselves. They also always go on vacation around this time of year, but usually to somewhere still in Japan.
 

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These trips beginning now sorta makes me think it's related to Cover's new office or something, before then we never saw any JP travel but just this year we had Koro-shishiron and now Shuba-mio-miko
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Being in my late 20s when I found VTubing, and 30 now. I thought I wouldn't fit in... That I started out way too late... But it wasn't 🥹

I love VTubing more than anything I've ever done in my life. It brings me so much joy and happiness and I've met my best friends through it 😭❤️

I get to be creative, meet new people, make events, and have fun every single day! I want to dedicate the rest of my life to VTubing, it's my biggest passion, and I'm beyond happy I decide to pursue it despite being a little scared to try 🥹 Thank you so much everyone for being here with me everyone, you mean the world to me 🥹😭

I've been thinking about this a lot lately, and I just want to say, NEVER BE AFRAID to pursue new things! And if anyone is thinking about getting into VTubing~ DO IT!! There's definitely a space for you here, no matter your age or if you just found out about VTubers today for the first time ❤️🥹❤️
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In just 6 months as her current incarnation she's become such a pillar of the small corpo community, and she just keeps climbing and improving her style :pomuLove:
There have been some work-related overseas trips the girls did, but I think this and the RobocoHaachama trip were legit just them on vacation.
Agreed, but kind of bold of all of them to go all the way to the continental US instead of the Japanese minimum common denominator American vacation in Hawaii or Guam.
 

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