General Thread v3: The Hexagone

[Sankisei]

Oh hey she noticed.


Edit: she's doing a "press conference" in 20 min talking about it. She has no idea what is going on lol.

Its over normies
I drew you as the virgins and me as the Chad ~Peko

 

[NotDecatto]

 

[Bronze]

https://archive.is/nUR9g

 

[shipmate_F]

Sidenote, I still can't tell if Banmin's a girl with a shitty mic or a guy with a voice changer.

We analyzed the debut with the AI bros in the groomcord and we conclude that it is a voice changer. Your meme account is held by a femboy, hope it helps!

 

[Willemshaven]

Its over normies
I drew you as the virgins and me as the Chad ~Peko
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This Megaman soyjak fangame that was in my recommended videos might have been onto something.


With Vivi coming in with her shitting in a sandbox being the inspiration for her, she was inevitability going to do something involving piss.


Su and Biboo fell for a flat chest test.

 

[Limkin]

I fully expected it to be a total clickbait video just like usual. I regret everything, it was the opposite of clickbait. If anything she was too accurate with description

 

[JusticeDog]

This clip is great. She's talking about real gooner shit with no filter but not in a whore horny bait way, just talking like it's about brushing her hair or something.

 

[Spergatory]

Archive

 

[Shuba]

Mio, Miko, Subaru and their crazy adventure in Las Vegas!


Big post ahead but I couldn't stop laughing the whole 2 hours. In their own retardedly comedic way, they got the classic Vegas experience of guns, gambling, whores and drugs:


Early Trip Shenanigans:

• Mio was anxious about everything. She even thought her mindset might end up changing as this was her first time overseas. But Miko's been to America before and Subaru knows a bit of English so they figured it would work out.
• They got these fancy, soft suitcases but Miko and Subaru forgot to set the lock code until they were at the airport.
• Mio got asked to take off her jacket for security but only had a tank top under and got kinda embarrassed. Subaru said that if that was her, it would have only been underwear as she was wearing a tracksuit.
• On the plane, Mio's monitor and seatbelt were both broken somehow. It got fixed after they took flight but Miko was worried that if something happened, Mio would have flown off her seat and perished. Meanwhile Subaru was watching a movie and her brain was off the entire time.
• Practiced for 30 minutes beforehand for immigration/border check and everything worked out fine. Mio and Subaru got through quickly but Miko took the longest.
• Stopped in LA for a bit and went to a cafe for food. Miko ordered a sandwich, got asked if she wanted it "Hot or Ice," thought it was about a drink and instead got a cold sandwich. She went back to ask them to heat it up, used her pocket talk and the way it translated was way more accusatory than she wanted.
• Mio prepared two guides for them in Vegas so they could get to their hotel safe. The guides were friendly but told them to not go to the back alleys as they could get kidnapped, sold or killed. It got kinda awkward after that.
• At the hotel check-in, the host recognized the Chiikawa merch Mio had which surprised them. Mio was in one room alone while Miko and Subaru were together in another room. They ate a ton of Panda Express delivery.
• When they finished checking in, Miko and Subaru were hungry while Mio wanted to take a nap. They went on an adventure to get some food so they could surprise her when she woke up.
• They walked around the hotel area for 2 hours and only got lost. They found a door leading to outside the hotel, saw a foreign person and was like "This is the outside world huh" like it's Attack on Titan. They remembered what the guide told the about getting kidnapped or killed so they went back.
• While they were going back, Subaru texted Mio to wake her up but she never responded. They got worried and thought she might have died so they rushed. She was completely fine when they got there though, barely awake with only a shirt on.

The Shooting Range and the Elite Passport Loss:

• They went to the Grand Canyon! Subaru heard about it from school but never realized how huge it was. Miko thought about how big the world is outside Japan and said it reminded her of a place where Goku fought.
• Had a tour guide drive them around in a car but fell asleep a ton. Miko kept talking about how wide the world is, but ended up going back to her room first cause her stomach hurt.
• They went to a shooting range! Miko wanted to try it out since they had the chance. They were surprised by how loud it was and even more surprised cause there were tanks around. It looked like an army base and it was even called the "Battlefield." The teacher helping them was really kind though.
• When they first got there, they were asked to present their passports. Miko realized hers was missing, then Mio went to get hers and realized her entire wallet was gone. The silence was so awkward, Subaru had to get them to relax by just focusing on shooting stuff. (I guess the staff let them in the range anyways)
• Subaru went up to shoot first and made sure to smile while doing it to show them how fun it was. Mio and Miko were so scared to try it though that they were hugging each other at one point. Mio was actually pretty good at it during her turn and the staff told her she had talent.
• Then Miko went up and Subaru could see right away that her gun was tilted. The instructor ended up taking her gun away early. She tried to pick up an empty casing after but burned herself. (Apparently they used 22LRs but I don't know shit about guns)
• Mio and Miko were depressed the whole time on the way back to the hotel. There's apparently nowhere in Vegas to get new passports so they were about to give up and go to San Francisco since there's a JP embassy there
• When they got back, they asked the staff if they've found Mio's wallet and Miko's passport. "I AM NOT GOOD ENGLISH PLEASE HELP ME. I HAVE PROBLEM I LOST PASSPORT PLEASE HELP ME I'M SO SAD" The staff lady thought Subaru was talking about herself and she had to go "WAIT NOT ME, SHE SHE"
• Security eventually came with a bag that had Miko's passport. Turns out she dropped it at the casino. They told Miko's manager about everything and she was about to have a panic attack.
• Subaru was so grateful to security that she started relying on them for everything. She asked them a ton of stuff and gave them a nice tip at the end.
• They couldn't find Mio's wallet in the end though so she had to get a new debit card, but it got frozen cause it was being used overseas. She had to ask Miko and Subaru to pay for everything and was sad.

Vegas Degeneracy and Ending:

• They found these sexy cop cosplayers who asked them to take pictures. Mio didn't want to do it cause she read that this stuff is a tourist trap. They did it anyways cause the ladies were nice to them and told them beforehand it would cost money. One of them showed Miko her ass and told her to put the money in her crack. Then they smacked Miko as well. It made them want to dress like that during the next GTA event.
• They went to the Cirque du Soleil and were really impressed, but Miko fell asleep. She would wake up at random to react and then go back to sleep. Mio also fell asleep when they were doing an acting section.
• They went to a burlesque show afterwards. Something like an adult circus with a lot of dirty jokes and women getting naked. Miko was like "Yo those tits are huge" while Mio was surprised at how well they could control the movement of their tits(?). At some point, a performing animal (a lion or panther?) also played around with the tits.
• Subaru was just watching and judging the other 2 from the side, while also being mad at them treating her like a kid that doesn't belong there. By the end, Miko was totally hooked in, yelling at the ladies to blow a kiss in her direction.
• Went to the Sphere and enjoyed being immersed in different cultures. Miko and Mio were falling asleep again.
• The casino was open for 24 hours so they went at least twice. Miko and Subaru went once during their 2-hour walk while Mio was sleeping (this is when Miko lost her passport). Subaru didn't bring much money so she lost everything quickly.
• They went one more time near the end of the trip. Since it was the end, Miko decided to go all-in at blackjack (around $2,000) while Mio was yelling in English "SHE CRAZY SHE CRAZY!" Miko actually won though when the dealer bust.
• When they were going back to Japan, Subaru got stopped at security because she had this powder for making chocolate drinks along with some bath salts. They thought she was trying to smuggle drugs. She just looked sad as they did a full body check on her but there was nothing wrong and they let her go.
• Last time Miko went to Singapore with Suisei, staff was there so things went fine. Then at California with Flare, Korone and Lui, things were fine cause Lui's English carried them. This trip though, there were so many things that happened that it made Miko kinda hesistant to go overseas again.
• But Subaru said they make a super well-balanced team and it'll work out so they should definitely do it again.
• It was a lot of fun despite how crazy it was! Mio feels like the way she thinks might have changed a bit. Next time, she wants to do a trip where she plans nothing and lets Miko and Subaru take care of everything. But there's a chance they won't come back from that one.
• There are even more stories they could talk about but they'll do so individually when they can.

The Grand Canyon, the Antelope Canyon, the Sphere and the Cirque du Soleil:

Shooting range results and a tank:

The lewd cop cosplayers and Miko's weird drawings of the burlesque show. She really wanted to highlight the nipples for some reason:

 

[Cubanodun]

You know, its a real shame that instead of people recognizing ERB as one of the most talented members of hololive production, people recognize her as the girl who collab with stars. And a lot of people wouldnt care about her talent if she wasnt collabing with the boys. A real shame.

Based hag tactical striked Hololive production with her talent, groomed all holostars and put the fear of the british on EN, Yagoo is right now banning everyone under 30 to audition