did everyone forget air tags as a thing? No one learned shit?
Yeah that tracks.
So many people learn about these horrifying dangers in the world and go "Oh no! Anyways..."
Meanwhile my ass is sitting here still, decades after learning about quicksand and eyeing any patch of moist dirt with life-and-death suspicion.
Each time someone posts Button, I'm reminded of how downbad I am for her. Good god.
I've seen realdolls that look less artificial.