"i want to strangle this woman this is hoqw the asylum ends i am buying a planeticket to california and going on a murdering spree the piles of generic melennial women will fill the streets"The Proctor

General Thread v3: The Hexagone

Aka Split

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Announced in the Promise anniversary collab:
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I hope this is as good as my current favorite rock opera concept album turned musical with 'Broken' in the title!
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El Rrata

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A musical is such a great idea. Can't wait.
:polkasticks::polkasticks:

Upon further reflection, I just realized this is gonna be the most white woman shit ever to come out of holo.
:pikayabai:
 

Azehara

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!!Foot Dox Confirmed!!
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Kawaii has been bleeding out even before Gen 3 ragequit on them. Similar to every other small corpo they didnt seem to do anything to promote or help their talents grow.
 

Seth

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TSB is fucking back baby LETSGOOO.



They will be participating in a deadlock tournament for charity.
 

El Rrata

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TSB is fucking back baby LETSGOOO.



They will be participating in a deadlock tournament for charity.

I really hope this event is supposed to be PG-13. For reasons :BijouBijou:
 

Fauna's Deadest Sapling

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here have a :baeJam: that cant ever be proven unless someone out rights confirms it and could be fake and gay but still fun to think about
it wasn't management that made her do that blackscreen video/stream it was another vtuber apart of a different corpo that may have done something similar in the past telling her it would be a great idea to get people on their side. now my home grown rrat coming off this is that the blue dragon really is part manager because the video is still up. she had to have some type of power to do that and not get her ass blown out after from higher ups or they do fuck all. This could means all the old head vtubers stick together behind the scenes and help plot out shit all the time.
Okay time to get my pp exploded or something for rrating
This is just the gay vtuber version "Illuminati Rule The World!" rrat that is every edgy highschooler's first introduction to retarded conspiracy theories.
 

Postal rrat

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Chinchilla is live all hamsters must get in thr ball
 

nooternun

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Kohaku (VEE) animation

Super cool, imagine getting even a mintue of professional quality animation for your character. So insane. She just had her birthday and is running an Apex tourny in two weeks, October 20th - animation related to that.
Speaking of APEX

Your girl (Chihiro) got her goods

This is actually funny since a few days ago mfmf released one MV titled Rat King starring Neoporte's Shirona Shizuku in the thumbnail. One line in particular sounds like a swipe (Goodbye-bye, selling lies, the virus spread in the name of love.)
Funny enough, I had to look at the video (I hate myself) and the lyrics.
Rat King English Translation (Romaji):

It’s nothing like that erratic rat kingdom,

(Sore wa fushigi na nezumi no kuni to)

A panorama that doesn’t resemble it in the slightest.

(chitto mo nite mo nitsukanu panorama)

Even if that fool is my own brother, it's better to live oblivious, scatter and survive.

(Tatoe aitsu ga kyoudai da tote sashi waruku ikiru ga kichi no you desu sankai)



No voices matter but "awesome," it's the magic of brainwashing and gaslighting.

(Awesome igai no koe wa iranai sennou no magic gaslighting)

My bad? Doesn’t count—light it up, everything’s alright.

(My bad no count tenka shite banji all right)

Turn right, memories twist and bend.

(Migi muke kioku ga nejimagaru)



Ah, since when did I lose the ability to laugh naturally?

(Aa itsu kara ka umaku waraenaku natte ita)

It’s like paint's been dumped all over my head.

(Atama kara penki kabutte iru)



Goodbye-bye, selling lies, the virus spread in the name of love.

(Goodbye-bye uso baibai byougentai wa ai no na no moto ni)

Endless regret I wish to leave behind, all in the name of love.

(Goodbye-bye shitai saigen nai koukai wa ai no na no moto ni)

Gnawing, Gnawing, still tied up and tangled,

(Chu-chu musunde wa musunde)

Condemned, condemned, farewell until the next life,

(Chuu chuu sayonara mata raise)

Sitting cross-legged in the rat's ring.

(Nezumi no wa ni agura kaita)




If you trace its tail, a hundred and ten roads to choose, hitchhiking darling, darling.

(Shippo tadoreba hyakujuu toori hitchhike de darling darling)

If someone breaks down, the world stays round—

(dareka ga nakeba marui sekai)

But I haven’t done a damn thing.

(boku wa nanimo yattenai)





Just my luck, it doesn’t take much to shift, discord and malice, a third-rate medic.

(Just my luck kikkake nanka wakenai henchou to malice taishita medic)

"I, me, mine," still lost in vagueness, I can't stay bare-faced anymore.

(Aimai miimai aimai na mama no makeup de irarenai)

These tired, empty eyes.

(Hidaita me wa utsuro)



Calling, calling—I hear a voice,

(Calling calling koe ga kikoeru)

Calling, calling—I need to go now.

(Calling calling hayaku ikanakya)



The moment they grasped my long tail,

(Shougai disukaunto ga kimatta)

My life was discounted for good.

(kono nagai shippo ga torawareta toki)

Somewhere, life ended and I felt like it got a little easier.

(Dokka de jinsei ga owatte raku ni natta ki ga shita nda)



Goodbye-bye, selling lies, the virus spread in the name of love.

(Goodbye-bye uso baibai byougentai wa ai no na no moto ni)

Endless regret I wish to leave behind, all in the name of love.

(Goodbye-bye shitai saigen nai koukai wa ai no na no moto ni)

Goodbye-bye, your true nature will surely remain hidden.

(Goodbye-bye bye kimi no shoutai wa kitto akasarenai)

Goodbye-bye to the life of the sinner I want to leave behind, forced to walk through it.

(Goodbye-bye shitai tsuminin no jinsei o boku wa aruite ikunda na)

Gnawing, Gnawing, still tied up and tangled,

(Chu-chu musunde wa musunde)

Condemned, condemned, farewell until the next life.

(Chuu chuu sayonara mata raise)


Sitting cross-legged in the rat's ring.

(Nezumi no wa ni agura kaita)




Singing of love, the worst kind of love.

(Saitei na ai o utatte iru)
The part you mention (in red) sounds more like his career of selling love to fujos as a rat so he should retire already. Let's hope he's not pulling a YAB on Neo-Porte girls too. Anyways the comments also think he is the rat that escaped the cat too. I had more faith in that cat, makes me sad.
 

GOTBB

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Salado

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God's Strongest Dragoon

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I really hope this event is supposed to be PG-13. For reasons :BijouBijou:
"Alright, let's see how TSB is doing"
immediate cursing as Axel and Doki are arguing with Altare laughing in the background
 

ex_lurker

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TSB is fucking back baby LETSGOOO.



They will be participating in a deadlock tournament for charity.

> Mytsery
Looks really professional
 

Bronze

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Postal rrat

chinshilla
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Seth

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TSB is fucking back baby LETSGOOO.



They will be participating in a deadlock tournament for charity.

A Bit more infos, doki wont be playing with the boys since they have their own team already which is team holostars.
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The announcement tweet for the event:
 

kushami tasukaru

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Re:AcT's Usuwa Suu singing at 7PM JST in her usual Wednesday timeslot.


AZKi also singing at the same time though to get to 1.11M subs.


VSpo's Tosaki Mimi making a children's anime OP sound lewd.
 

Nigel Nigerman

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A Bit more infos, doki wont be playing with the boys since they have their own team already which is team holostars.
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The announcement tweet for the event:

"Where's team NijiEN!? That fucking fat bitch Doki who faked her suicide gatekept the best corpo again!!! This is bullying!!! Warblsjvduwjsksnhsksk!!!"
- Nijisisters, probably.
 

USS IOWA

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I swear if Ina leaves the company, It might make me leave this hobby.

Edit:

I hope so...
 

the red road

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Aka Split

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I swear if Ina leaves the company, It might make me leave this hobby.

Edit:

I hope so...

Has anyone besides Promise talked about homework lately? I just know that several Promise members have repeatedly mentioned that they will get killed if they have incomplete homework and staff catches them streaming. I imagine that's kinda what, "You are not allowed to do anything until homework is done" might look like. Could also be visa/work permit stuff, which is why she has to wait until she gets back home?
 
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