Because a non-insignificant portion of them are actual unicorns.
I've never been more inclined to believe that publicly acknowledged romantic relationships among corporate vtubers should be normalized. The biggest roadblock to this being realized is the fact that most vtuber women are such social rejects, shut-ins, mentally ill (derogatory), mentally ill (affectionate), fat or otherwise undesirable. Picture a world without unicorns, where chat wasn't flooded with hundreds of touchless queer-adjacent incels rubbing their balls to the anime girl on the screen, thinking "When I send this $2 superchat with my super witty one liner she will ABSOLUTELY want to slob my knob!". Why I dare say that if all unicorns were to be instantly snapped into dust by some Russonian apocalyptic magic glove, you would find even Gura's chat would be comprised of 10 users.
Translated: A marketing executive has expressed an interest in collating information on what will get the most clicks when it comes to presenting a vtuber. I have been blatantly patsy'd by a bait and switch. Do not be surprised when your answers to a questionnaire are reflected near perfectly in a new generation launched by some unknown start-up in 5 months time. Please absolutely roast them.
That "researcher" works for Brave Group???? Or Miguel????
good night everyone except for me: because today my two biggest fears became a reality
Lap loves this purple creature because of his funny attacks: is this thing even strong?
A good Vel'koz will delete you without even being on the same screen. If they're good at timing and placing their shots, they're a nightmare to approach and if you don't have a strong engage you're going to get peeled and burst pretty hard, but he can only really fuck up one person at a time and if he doesn't hit his skills/do enough damage with a combo he's pretty much hard fucked as soon as his skills are on CD. One of the biggest weaknesses is that his ultimate skill is functionally suicide to use from anywhere but midscreen, because he's immobilized by starting it and has a slow turn rate while in effect, while also not being an immediate burst. If he doesn't have a range advantage at all times he's a sitting duck, and anyone with mobility will absolutely ruin his day if he's alone.
No stream from Hexa tonight, she's going on break:
Hey, look at that! John Vtuber reporting on Hexa's activities.
Unfortunately, due to this post I've been made aware that actually, her design looks really damn cute and I might actually be tempted to watch her, and now you have that much more competition as "obnoxious inmate asshole shitposting in chat".